So, I love Christmas time a lot. There is so much fun stuff to do with the family, not to mention all of the delightful food and treats (see previous two posts by Kizzie). However, one thing I loathe about this time of year is the bevy of horrible movies! No channel seems worse in this area than the woman-centered Lifetime Network (with this year's holiday tagline "Falalala Lifetime"). Last year I was disgusted by such movies as "A New Dad For Christmas", "A New Mom For Christmas","A Grandpa For Christmas," "A New Sister For Christmas", or "A New Adopted Turkish Son for Christmas." Ok... I made that last one up... but there were seriously a ton of "A New........ For Christmas" type movies. They make me want to vomit.Obviously, this problem is easily solved by simply avoiding the Lifetime Network. In reality... not so easy with a wife who seems addicted to these movies. More than once in the last couple days have I caught her not only watching these movies, but setting future movies to record on our DVR. I can understand her being bored, flipping through the channels, and being sucked in by one of these ever so cleverly titled movies. However, going out of her way to find and record such things? That's premeditated pain for her loving husband! I think that she may even find the movies, mentally rate the amount of anguish they would cause me, then make her final selections.
Do they even make man Christmas movies? How about "A Jack Bauer Christmas" or "Chuck Norris Slays Santa" (clever huh? - Networks... I have lots of ideas, give me a call). If nothing else, such movies might provide a nice change of pace from all of the sappy, vomitous, and otherwise repulsive selections. Until things improve, I suppose that I'll just endure it the best that I can, and hope that Kizzie has mercy on me. Keep your fingers crossed for me!




