Okay, before I tell you this really gross story, let me just tell you a little bit so that those of you who have never met me in person and been to my house may understand a little better.
I live in the middle of a field... on a farm... with lots of woods surrounding me.
Okay, with that said...
There are lots of field mice around. Lots. And I leave my garage door cracked at night so Marley (the dog) can sleep in the warmth of the garage, but also have the option to go in the yard to do his business.
Therefore, those field mice that are all around are also always seeking refuge in my nice (otherwise clean) garage.
Because of these little critters, I'm always finding "droppings" in my garage. It thoroughly grosses me out, but what grosses me out even more than the mice droppings are when Marley is locked in the garage and gets an upset stomach. He's a big dog and his piles are... BIG.
So, the garage door remains cracked for him so I don't have to fuss with his "piles".
Now, about a month ago, I got into my car one day ( I have a Honda Pilot, in case anyone wants to know for visualization purposes) and noticed the random McDonald's drink straw on my floor and it had holes in it. I thought... hmmm... I guess it got worn by my shoes from being on the floor.
I let it go and moved on with my life.
THEN I noticed some ketchup packets (McDonald's, again) in my car that had holes in them and all the ketchup was gone from them.
This was a little alarming.
I started wondering if possibly one of these little field mice had made it's way into my car, because that's what it looked like on the packet... mice chew marks.
Well, skip ahead to about two weeks ago.
I was on the way to the post office to mail off like.... 500 books to PBS peeps when I turned a corner and all of a sudden, this horrible, loud rattling sound started right behind the glove box of my car.
I seriously thought my car was about to blow up. I was so scared!
So, after leaving the post office, I went directly to Crumpler's, our local garage. I know the guy who owns it, so I asked him if I could borrow him for a minute. He said sure.. came to my car, listened to the noise.. told me it was the blower motor (the thing that powers the air conditioner/heater). He said something had blown up into it and I could bring my car back the next day for him to take care of it.
Well, I HATE doing car maintenance related activities and I discovered that as long as I kept the air/heat on low, the noise wasn't that loud, so I figured I'd just grin and bear it until I felt like going to get it fixed... which would probably in reality be when my dad finally took it to get fixed for me. ;)
So.... days turned into weeks... and then came last Friday.
Mama had wanted to keep the kids because she hadn't in a while, so I left them and just started wandering around town. Didn't have much to do, so I was trying to think of things to do. I remembered that the battery on my keyless entry remote had recently gone dead and boy is that annoying! So, I headed over to the Honda place to get the battery replaced.
While I was talking to the guy about replacing my battery, I remembered the blower motor.
"OH yeah", I said to the guy, "can you come listen to this noice, something's in the blower motor and I really need to get it taken care of".
So he did. And they had time to fix it for me, so I went to the lobby to read my book while they were taking care of my annoying car issues.
Well, about 30 minutes went by when I got a page to come back to the service desk.
This is what they showed me...

THAT is the blower motor from my car and in that blower motor are the remains of A MOUSE!!!
A MOUSE!!!
Thank God it is the dead of winter and not August. Can you imagine the smell??? I've been driving around with a dead mouse in the thing that blows air into the car! Oh my gosh, it makes me want to vomit.
The people in the service department were looking at me like I was some nasty person!
I was like... no... seriously, I live in the middle of a field. I can't keep the mice away, it's not even possible.
They all had their faces scrunched up looking at me like I smelled.
What the crap!
So, the guy I had been dealing with thought it was hilarious. He told me that there is a shelf that goes around the top of the blower motor, so probably when I turned that corner, the mouse had been sitting on that shelf and promptly fell into the motor.
DIS. GUS. TING.
So, now my car is mouse free.
All I can think of though is what if that mouse had started running around my car while I was driving down the road. I probably would have killed us all and smashed up everything in my wake trying to stop and get out of the car.
Object of the story: I have to get a cat.