Mom: Whoa, Hayden, let me get you a kleenex.
Hayden: (sniff, sniff, sniff.) It's okay mom. I got it back inside.
On Christmas Eve, Daphne was sick with that yucky stomach flu that got most of us. Daphne had a fever, and her body reacted with a strange rash all over her! Daphne said, "Mom, I think I have that disease from when Jesus was on earth. Look, Mom, I'm a leopard!" (leper)
Dallin: (regarding girls at school chasing and kissing boys) I had a very close escape, Mom.
Sean is our hungriest kid ever. "I'm hungry" are the two most used words in his vocabulary. He has a special talent for being hungry when he doesn't want to do something unpleasant (such as cleaning the playroom or going to bed). Sean is always thinking about the next meal. This was our conversation one night as I was tucking him in for bed.
Sean: What's for breakfast mom?
Me: I don't know. How about pancakes?
Sean: Well, no. They are too flappery. Let's have waffles.
Hayden is in his terrible 3's. One particularly rough day with lots of whining and destruction (including Sean's lego creations) I decided that boy needed a nap. Sean was so relieved and said, "Yeah, he has to take a nap, forever! huh, mom? He has to take a nap FOREVER."
Me: So do you get rewards for bringing your scriptures to primary every Sunday?
Dallin: We don't get any treats. The only thing we get for bringing our scriptures to church is a testimony.
At the dinner table:
Sean: Do you have milk in your boobies, Mom?
Mom: nope, not anymore.
Daphne: I don't have boobies because mine haven't poofed out yet.
and while we're on body parts, enjoy this one:
In the car on the long drive home from California:
(regarding the next potty stop)
Daphne: Mom, I have to go bad!
Sean: Just hold your penis really hard
I guess he forgot Daphne doesn't have one of those.
While I was changing Hayden's diaper, he said, "Thath's the motht bithguthting poop I ever theend."
(That's the most disgusting poop I've ever seen.)
And it was.
On new cousin Caleb:
Dallin's comment about his wrinkle-y little feet: "It looks they were in the revolutionary war."
Sean: "I wish I could hold him thirteen times."
In the car--
Daphne: When you get married, you have to wear a tie, and you have to get married to someone who is in the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Sean, you could marry Ellie.
Sean: Yeah! I'm gonna marry Ellie.
Daphne: But Ellie has to love you.
Sean: Well, I love Ellie!
Daphne in dress up. "I'm a Frenchkin princess." (Took me a couple seconds to figure out what she was talking about, but here's what I concluded: An American is from America and a Frenchkin is from France.)
Mom: Dallin, can you pause your game for five minutes and clean that down-stairs bathroom?
Dallin: But, Mom, we just started an AWESOME game!
Mom: Maybe you could make it part of your game. You could pretend that the evil empress made you clean the bathroom.
Dallin: Mom, we're playing legos. Legos don't clean bathrooms.
A conversation in the car:
Sean: When I find a giant, Mom, I'm gonna kill him.
Mom: Well, what if he's a nice giant? How will you know if he's nice or bad?
Sean: If a giant is bad he says, "Ha ha ha! (sinister laughter) I am bad!"
Mom: I see.
Sean: But Mom, it's just pretend. I'm just gonna shoot him with my water guns. And he'll say, "huh? I am getting wet!"
Dallin brought home a science worksheet this week. The last question was
Would you like to have a lizard for a pet? Explain.
Dallin wrote: No because it would die within a week.
Sadly, that's probably true. We don't have good luck with pets at our house.
A Letter Daphne wrote to us
You have ben so good to me. I love you gise sooooo much. You gise are the best. I hope I can do beter to obay you and do my chors for school. I am so sory for the days we did not obay you mom and dad. But I still love you so so so so much. Mom thank you for haveing Sydny. I am sooo happy that you had her. Dad thank you for going to werc so we can get more muny so we can get the stuf that are family nedes to get. I rily love you gise. I love you rily rily much.