Hayden: Mom, can we go to Inside Out after lunch?
Dallin: No, when we get home, we should do something productive.
Hayden: We just did a SWIM MEET!
Daphne: Yeah, that's like 4 hours of production.
Sydney on the way home from church: I thought we were going to the La Cueva ward!
Me: We did. That's where we just were.
Sydney: What? That was it? Hayden said it was gonna be fun. But it WASN'T!
(Hayden probably meant primary, and we went home after sacrament, since it was our second sacrament meeting of the day! three hours of church is about all we can take round these parts.)
Sean: I think it's impossible for me to ever get all my wiggles out.
Me: (waking up from a nap and hearing someone in my bathroom) Who's in there? Bennett? Is that you?
Bennett: Doe bat to sleep, Mom! (Go back to sleep, Mom)
Oh, that can NOT be good. Sure enough, he had gotten into my make-up and dumped it everywhere. And that's how I keep Mary Kay in business.
Me: No more snacks; Daddy is picking up some dinner for us.
Sydney: Dinner? I LOVE dinner. It's way better than . . . . working. I love eating and playing. That's all.
(me too, syd. me too!)
Sydney was sobbing today after church because she was in the car that got home second. She wailed, "I hate losing!"
While I was making dinner, Bennett was taking all the cans out of the cupboard and putting them on the counter. I said, "Are you helping me?" He said, "Mm hmm. I matin' breatfast." (makin' breakfast)
While riding home from a friends house, Sydney spilled a bowl leftover watermelon/juice on the seat of the car. Everyone started moaning, "Oh, Sydney!"
Sean: Gross it looks like barf!
Daphne: NO, it does not . . . uh yeah, it does actually.
And from henceforth, the name of that seat is "Barf." He's actually a pretty popular seat to claim.
Sydney: Why are you brothers so mean??!! You keep eating all the fruit snacks!
After Sean and Bennett accidentally bonked heads, Bennett said, "Sean, I just want to bont your head adain! (*bonk/again.)
I recently overheard Sean encouraging Bennet to eat some food off the floor. He said, "Bennett, come eat this fruit snack! It'll build up your immune system."
Bennett: one, two, SEVEN!!!
Hayden (while camping): Have you ever noticed that the nights are longer when you are camping?
Sean: Hayden, they aren't longer, it's just that you're awake for most of it so it SEEMS longer.
Bennett (while hiking): My legs making STRONGER!
Dallin kept talking to Daphne while Sydney was trying to sleep. After awhile she said, "Can you stop getting the sleepiness out of me?"
Sydney: BENNETT!! We're all going TO DIE!
(not sure what Bennett was doing, but apparently something quite fatal.)
Fighting over who had to sit in the back seat, Sean tried this tactic to get Syd to move back: "Sydney, you need to learn not think about yourself so much."
Bennett is picking up on the bad whining habits of some of his siblings who "never get" this or that. At dinner one night when he was given a plastic plate instead of a glass plate he moaned, "I neber det a plate!" (I never get a plate.)
Hayden: I have lots of sides, Mom. A good side, a bad side, happy side, mad side, sad side. And hooligan side.
(boy isn't that the truth?)







































