Sean: I have a question: What do you do once you run out of toothpaste on your mission?
Sean: (Was asked to list qualities about himself in a primary class) Can I list "Attractive?"
Sydney: Is my birthday in the fall?
Me: No, it's in the summer. We just had it.
Sydney: But is my NEXT birthday in the fall?
Me: No, it's always summer.
Syd: WHAT?? Why is my birthday always in the summer!?!
Sean: I pledge for the radiation (Raider Nation)
We have a teacher at the Elementary School who is a huge Raiders fan and will give his students a big candy bar if they can recite the Raider Pledge. I guess Sean was practicing.
Dallin: Aren't heathens people who don't eat any animal products.
Me: Uh, no. Those would be vegans.
Bennett: (Referring to my vocal warmups) I don't like that scary fire truck.
Hayden: If you have a day to spend, you should spend it fully and happy.
Me: Sydney, are you listening to your teacher at school?
Syd: Not really.
Me: Well why not?
Syd: Because I can't stop talking to my friends when Mrs. Sanchez is talking.
Family: BEN-NETT, time for prayer!
Bennett: Okay, Okay, I'm coming guys! (Little feet pitter pattering down hall.)
Sean: I wish I had hearing aids.
Me: Why?
Sean: Because then when people are being obnoxious I could turn them off.
Hayden (doing a dangerous stunt with Bennett): Don't worry Bennett, I have a six-pack.
Me: Bennett, thank you for drinking out of my cup.
Bennett: (wiping his peanut butter face with his peanut butter hands) A welcome.
Bennett: I have a reprise for you! (surprise)
Bennett was "tucking" Dallin and Sean into bed one night and asked, "You boys like a ba-ba?" (bottle)
Bennett (as we arrived at a store): I don't like Hobby Lobby! I don't like Hobby Lobby! (kicking his legs and crying.)























































