Hello friends, family, and strangers (I flatter myself)! I am a recently-graduated girl finding my way in the "real world" (apparently, I've been floating around the fake world for the past two decades). Many of my friends' "real world"s consist of cubicles, nine-to-fives, marriage, babies, and other such grown-up things. My real world looks a little different. Yes, I still get up and go to work every morning, same as they do. But instead of battling fax machines, computer programs, disgruntled spouses and dirty diapers, I arm myself against a legion of 14-year-old boys. Well, 83 of them to be exact. You see, I teach 8th-grade boys' Science in an inner-city, high-poverty school. What it is not: glamorous, prestigious, boring. What it is: humorous, heartbreaking, and the most challenging thing I will ever do.

The stories I tell and the people I describe are real; you can't make this stuff up. If you are new to my blog, I hope you'll start at the beginning and fall in love with its characters, just as I have.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Welcome to the Corporate World

Tomorrow is my first day at my new job. I'm a little nervous, but it does not compare at all to my nerves this day.

I'm sure everyone has a little bit of anxiety the night before they begin a new job. You don't know what to expect and you don't know what exactly will be expected of you. Plus, there's the whole stigma of being "the new girl." The outsider, if you will.

On top of all of that, it hit me about a week ago that I can no longer dress like this on the job.





Just kidding. The teachers at my school were way fresher than that. But forreal I don't know how to dress for a corporate office. Not to mention it has been approximately 5 months since my last paycheck, so even if I DID know, I could do little about it.

I wish there were going to be a couple of obnoxious-but-loveable adolescent boys there tomorrow to liven things up. A part of me will really miss them.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

skool's out 4eva

Just figured out that for the first time ever, I will no longer get a fall break, spring break or summer break.

Wh-WHAT?

You mean June will roll around and I'll still go to work 8-5 like nothing has changed??

Christmas "break" will be a two-day blip on the radar??


I know, Kim. I feel ya, guh.

In other news, I'm hopefully about 1/2 a week away from securing housing for next year and then on my way to North Carolina. I can't promise you that my new job will provide as much entertainment for you as the last (in fact, I can pretty much guarantee it won't), but I will try to continue to be hilarious. Isn't that what makes a great writer, anyway? Someone who makes the ordinary compelling? Consider it a test of sorts.

Or don't. For once in my life, I'm finally done with school.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

You can finally stop holding your breath.

My near future now consists of more than writing cover letters, sleeping late in the same bed I slept in at age 10, and helping Mom decide what cocktail we're going to make when Dad gets home from work.

I have accepted a job back in Charlotte, so we'll be loading the Uhaul back up and taking my stuff within yards of where it was originally.  I've been hired as PR/development by the same family that owns Schreiber Island and took my students to Canada.  Instead of discussing meiosis with 14-year-olds, I'll be representing a construction company at conferences and special events.  Instead of teaching several students in need of help, I'll be concentrating on a few and providing them with continued support outside the classroom through our company's philanthropy.  Quite a jump.

I'm excited and nervous and happy and sad.

Very few companies would offer a position like this to someone completely inexperienced in Public Relations, so I'm honored and privileged to be given the opportunity based solely on the family's personal experience with me.  I think the job will challenge me and motivate me, and I believe I'll enjoy it.  Though it will require different skills than teaching, I'm confident that nothing could be more difficult than what I've already done.  I'm just a little nervous because I don't know what to expect and what will be expected of me.

I'm happy I'll be back in my beautiful Charlotte. I've missed it, missed the people there. I'll be glad to walk  down Queens West while the leaves are turning and watch football at Selwyn.  I can't wait to be near all the people I've had to keep up with by phone.

But.  Many of my friends have moved away.  I'll be starting over in a lot of respects.  I pray that the Lord will provide me with community, especially in a group of women that will sharpen and encourage me in my faith.

I'm heartbroken to be leaving sweet home Alabama.  My sisters are my very best friends, and it hurts my heart to talk to them on the phone when they're all together, knowing I'm missing out on precious time.  I hate that I don't know their new friends, can't spend time with their boyfriends and get to know them better.  There's also Susan, who is practically a sister to me. I was so excited to be near her again.  And Lyndsey.  And Sara and Erica and Lindsey and Joseph and Meriwether and....

You get the point.  I'm sad.

In a way, it seems like I was choosing between two entirely different futures.  One I could see pretty clearly, the other was abstract. I don't want to be this far away from my home forever.  It's scary to hand it all over, and with it forfeit a big sense of security. I don't know where I'll live.  I don't know what doors this job will open.  I don't know what doors I closed by moving back.

But here's what I do know:

I've prayed (and many of my dear friends and family have prayed) that the Lord will direct my steps.  That he will provide me with opportunities.  He provided me with an opportunity, and though it might look a little different than I expected, how can I throw it back? The Lord presented me with this choice, knowing full well what I would choose before I did, preparing a way for me that leads ultimately to good.

I don't dwell in a house.  I don't dwell in a family or with friends.  I don't dwell in Gadsden or Charlotte or Birmingham.  I dwell in the Lord.

Therein lies my security; all other security is false.  My prayer is that I will cling to that--not only during this time of transition, but forever and always.  This is my prayer for you too.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

O Canada (Part 2)

When we got to Canada, we ran into a leedle trouble at the customs dept. Basically, the guy wanted to know what a 25-year-old girl and a 4o-year-old unrelated white man were taking 5 unrelated boys across the border.

We're taking them to a camp.

What camp?

A private camp. On a private island.

What's the camp's address?

Doesn't have one.

What's the camp's web address?

Doesn't have one.

Why no web address? (i.e. is this a legitimate camp or a creepy island where you molest young children)

It's a family-owned island and this is the first trip we're taking campers.

Why only five boys?

That's all we wanted to take.

Do their parents know they're here?

Yes.

You sure?

Yes.

Promise?

Yes.

Prove it.

Um??

Anyways. After about 45 minutes of interrogation (where the boys were kept muttering, "Lemme make this clear to him with mah FIST!!"), we made it. Our first destination was Toronto, as the Monteith family wanted to give the boys a taste of big-city Canada. We went to a Blue Jays baseball game where I immediately regretted wearing a black 3/4 sleeved dress. I tried not to sweat my face off and/or fall asleep in my hot dog (remember, still no sleep). Next up, the boys enjoyed proving their courage by standing on the glass floor of the world's second tallest building, the CN Tower.

When we finally made it to the boat that was to take us to the island, the boys got on eagerly; most of them had never been on a boat before. They were silent as we bobbed across a lake so big it could be an ocean. Quabi and Stephon, best friends, kept exchanging excited little smiles.

Schreiber Island is about a mile in diameter with a main lodge, screened-in dining area, kitchen house, four cabins and two outhouses. The boys ran from building to building, lighting on their cabin at last. Their bunks had little packages with bait and tackle, whistles, compasses, flashlights, journals and canteens. They were ecstatic, and so was I, watching them whoop and holler and discover.

"There ain't no BATHroom! We takin' doo-doos in that little shack over there! And we gotta drink outta the same lake we bathe in! And there ain't no lights or TVs or telephones or NOTHIN'!!" They weren't disappointed with any of these things; just amused and curious. I think they felt like they were Bear Grylls. Though they were completely out of their element, having never seen or experienced anything like this, I watched them grow comfortable there within a matter of hours. When the rest of the Monteith family greeted them, the boys amused them with their questions and observations about the trip so far.

"Whatchu use for toilet paper if you go in the woods?"

"Does it rain in Canada?"

"They got wolves on this island??"

"Mann, they go McDonald's in Canada but the fries WAY better. Ms. M was beastin' them fries!!"

"The houses and roads look just like we in America!"

The Monteiths were quickly taken by the boys' big personalities. I felt proud of them, even though they weren't mine. Stephon chivalrously took my luggage from me and hauled it up the hill to my cabin. Dante held out his hand to help me on and off the boat. Quabi asked Diane if he could help her set the table. They all pitched in to get settled and set up for dinner. They were gracious and appreciative of everything that the Monteiths did for them.

Yup, I was proud.

The next few days were full of swim lessons, wakeboarding attempts (I was thrilled to finally be athletically superior to them in these two events, and challenged them often), fishing, canoeing (Quabi and Stephon's favorite), boating and competitive games. Every activity they did was foreign to them, but their curiosity and athleticism made up for lack of experience. At dinner, the Monteiths would quiz them on random trivia. They loved showing off, especially surprising me with how much science they actually retained from last year. In the entire year that I'd known them, I had never seen them as full of joy as they were on that island.

One day we took the boat over to a larger island and took a steep hike up a mountain overlooking Lake Huron as well as several other small lakes on the island. The boys bounded up with no problems, pausing occasionally to hold out their hand or check on their grandmaw teacher. When we got to the top, the view was incredible. Quietly, we looked down on dark green islands spotting the great glassy lake. We made out the outline of Schreiber Island, surrounded by tiny toy sailboats. The sun gleamed brilliantly off the big body of water, and turned the small island lakes into faceted sapphires. I could tell the boys were awed by the spectacular panorama; silence hung over them like an ill-fitting garment.

I knew they were struggling to describe it, and to describe how they felt when looking at it.

"Dis a BEAST!!" Quabi finally managed.

"It's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life," a slightly more eloquent Stephon said.

I looked at their silhouettes against the backdrop. It was strange for us to be this removed from our usual setting. "Who would have thought back in the fall that one day we'd be hiking the Canadian mountains together?"

"I know, right!" Stephon said. "I wouldna believed you."

The kids learned more than how to tie a boat up that week. They learned how to figure out things...like their way around an airport. They learned how to interact with people completely unlike themselves. They learned what it looked like to sit down to a family meal, not eat until everyone was served and grace was said, and have good conversation over food. They learned to write thank you notes. They learned how to travel with others and make compromises to benefit the group.

The also "learned" their counselor Dave how to dougie.

The best part of the evening for me was reading their journals by the kerosene lamps. Listen to them:

My favorite part of today was when we surprised Ms. M at the airport. It was good to see my favorite teacher and hug her. I liked that.

Today we learned how to fish and skin a fish. It was slimy but we ate it and it tasted pretty good. I caught the most out of both boats!

No on in our boat would take the fish off the hook except for Ms. M. She girly but she not afraid of no fish!

We went camping in tents tonight just us boys and Dave and built fires and made a wolf pack. We defended our territory and made up symbols for our pack. Dave said it's always best to have a buddy when you're out in the wild.

It's weird not having TV or electricity. But I don't miss it. We busy havin too much fun! I could stay here a whole month!

Diane cooked a lot of spaghetti tonight and she said we could eat as much as we wanted. She cooked it on a fire, now that's a REAL cook. Whenever Dave says FREEZE we have to freeze and the first person to move clears the table and he caught me when I was sitting down so I have to clear tomorrow. BUT I get to yell FREEZE next time!!

Man that water is cold but it taste good when you drink it. Imma have me a bath in it after dinner.

This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen. And this is the most fun I've had in my life.


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

O Canada (Part I)

Hello frands.

I know, I know...I've been a very bad blogger. My dad keeps kindly reminding me that I'm long overdue in writing about my students' and my trip to Canada. Since I've been back, I've been scurrying around attending weddings and searching for employment. I'm never fully unpacked, as I've not spent a solid five days in one place since leaving Charlotte. It's been a weird summer.

As for the trip...

First of all, you will be glad to know that I did NOT have to share a cabin with my students. Secondly, I got over the embarrassment of wearing a bathing suit in front of my students and just went ahead and wore my regular bikini around the island.


JUST KIDDING.

I settled for a one-piece and gym shorts, which I did not remove even in the water.

I have to admit, arriving at the Charlottesville airport at 4 a.m. after being in a wedding and getting zero sleep was about the last thing I wanted to do. I almost cried on the taxi over there I was so tired. I hadn't showered, so my wedding makeup had migrated down my face, while my hair (which had been piled, pinned, plastered and sprayed onto my head) took notice and followed suit. Picture, if you will, something along the lines of this:


Yeah. I boarded the plane in a haze and regained my consciousness when we touched down in Charlotte. As soon as I located my gate, I sat down and slipped into a deep sleep. A couple hours (minutes? seconds? years?) later, I was jolted awake by something I hadn't heard in awhile...

"Hey Ms. M!!"

I snapped my head up and quickly wiped the drool from my mouth, all of the sudden very aware that everything I was wearing/carrying smelled like a bar. Dante was beaming at me on my left, Stephon to my right.

"Oh! Hey boys!" We exchanged hugs, then I got up to greet Quabi.

Mr. J, the man who owns the island and had the idea for the trip, was beaming. "I told them to go find you and they just started wandering around this giant airport looking! It was a minute before Stephon told them to hold up and look for the gate on their tickets! They were just going to wander until they spotted you!" He registered my appearance. "You have to get up early this morning for your first flight?"

"Yeah...well..." Here I came across a dilemma. Do I own up to my complete lack of responsibility last night, even as I sit here with the title of "chaperone," or do I claim the respectable explanation he has just presented and feign enthusiasm for the rest of the day? The thought of enthusiasm made my head pound. I went with the truth. "I was in a wedding last night. I didn't actually go to sleep at all." I watched his face for signs of disgust or dismay and found none.

"Oh wow. You must be in bad shape. Listen, I'm going to Starbuck's. What can I bring you?"

"Something big."

Mr. J returned with a grande latte, a bottle of water and a neck pillow for me. I decided I loved him.

The boys could not contain their excitement. They were asking me a million questions about the plane ride. "Whendowegettoboardtheplanehowlongwillittakewhoamisittingwithwhatifwecrashwhereisourluggagehowhighdowego?"

When we finally boarded, I sat beside a nervous Quabi. "We finna go? Dis takin' forever. Why we still sittin' here?" After an eternity, we took off. "WOW! Dis a BEAST! Look, Ms. M!" I explained to him that even though it was cloudy, once we got all the way up, it would be sunny and we'd be looking down at the clouds. He was mesmerized, plastering his face to the window for the majority of the two hour flight. "Wow, Ms. M, I think we finna get to HEAVEN!"

I loved watching how excited they were to be on their first plane. Even though they barely fit in the tiny seats--gangly knees up to their ears--they looked like little kids in that moment. My eyelids still felt like they were were made of sandpaper, but I knew I was so incredibly lucky to be able to experience this with them. There was nowhere else I'd rather be.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Letter to my RMS Co-workers

It has come to my attention that the cat is out of the bag. For the past two years, I successfully kept my blog a secret from all my dear friends at RMS. Why? I don't know. I guess I was afraid I was writing stuff that could get me fired...or that I would unintentionally offend someone...or that I was breaking some sort of privacy laws...

Whatever. I carefully never mentioned my name or any other teachers' full names. I always abbreviated the school and left out the district name. I thought I was airtight.

Then S "Chocolate Queen" T used her detective skillz to locate and publicize this little site. I should have known. Nothing goes on at RMS without Ms. T finding out in five seconds. I swear she's got eyes on every hall and ears in every classroom. Congratulations, Ms. T, you win again!

Since I now have co-workers reading, I wanted to take a moment to thank all of you.

First of all, I have the utmost respect for the hard work y'all do every day. It's true; people say you don't know what goes into being a teacher until you are one. I'll go a step further. It's impossible to know the extent of what teachers at RMS go through until you've worked at RMS! In the words of another colleague, "nothing can prepare you for that 10th circle of hell/cracked-out Disney World that is our school!" So true. In addition to all the hard work that goes into our profession, you take on so much more by working at a difficult school. I know our school has a reputation preceding it, but if anyone even hints at the fact that it's that way because of the teachers, they catch an EXTREMELY heated earful from me.

You see, I worked with some of the most hard-working, patient, dynamic and caring people I've known. Not only are they so gifted with our kids that the kids call them "Mama" and love them like family, they face the daily challenges our school provides and still end the day able to laugh and joke--even have enough love to carry them over to the next day.

I admire and respect all of you.

Thank you for welcoming me and including me and making me feel like family when my real family was seven hours away. I couldn't have done it without you. Thank you for being the example of what it means to be a good teacher. I came to RMS without a clue of what I was getting myself into, and all of you supported me and encouraged me and helped me in countless ways.

I know TFA has its supporters and its haters, but thank you for seeing me as a person separate from that organization. Thanks for recognizing that I was really there for the same reasons you were and that I had no misconceptions about going in and being able to do anything without the help of people like you.

I had so much fun with all of you. My favorite part of my job was being able to laugh, and I've never laughed harder than I have with you. Who could forget our staff parties, our after school venting sessions, our 5th block trips to get food, our Friday afternoon dance sessions, Tootin' and Bootin' it...I'm laughing again right now thinking about it. I'm going to miss all of you!

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you all.

Can't hide that Raider Priiiiiide (Alabama voice).

Ms. K "DemBootz" M

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Modest is Hottest

The thought of taking some of my best boys on their first international trip excites me immeasurably. The thought of having to wear a bathing suit in front of them does not.

In fact, I can't think of many things worse. I tried to think of a way around it entirely, but most of the activities we will be doing center around water. Sailing, swimming, skiing, tubing...you can't wear jeans for that kind of stuff.

I went out and bought a one-piece, but the fact that my stomach is going to be covered does not take much away from the fact that the thing is still plastered to my body and leaves everything but my torso exposed.

Think about it. Every day you go to work with the mindset of a nun. Hemlines low. Necklines high. Loose fit. RMS has little in common with a convent (other than the fact that there are a lot of sistas running around its halls), but the dress code is similar when you're under the eyes of 80+ pre-pubescent boys daily. Now, all of the sudden it's okay to basically be naked in front of them.

After perusing the internet for hours yesterday, I finally stumbled across a bathing suit that I would be comfortable wearing around my students.


Unfortunately, it costs about $150.

All of this has me thinking about other uncomfortable situations this trip is going to include.

Like:

I am sleeping in the same room as the boys.

Awkward.

I mean, couldn't I get arrested for that? And what do I wear to sleep in? My usual T-shirt and boxers fit the convent dress code in their bagginess and coverage, but I'll be darned if I want my STUDENTS to see me like that. I found a pair of pajama pants that I haven't worn since 6th grade (and consequently hit about 4 inches above my ankle) and half-heartedly threw them in the bag. This is going to be beyond weird.

I hope the bathroom has a door.

Sending uncomfortable thoughts your way,
Ms. M