| You Are a Chocolate Martini |
![]() You're an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks. A bit of a cheapskate, you're likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers. You should never: Drink and dash. You're gonna get caught leaving someone with the tab! Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar. Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality |
Sunday, April 30
| You Are The Hermit |
![]() You posses a great deal of wisdom and the ability to see people for who they are. You are always looking ahead at the future, developing visions. A loner, you tend to travel by yourself through life, seeking your own truth. You don't crave material things or fancy titles. You have no baggage. Your fortune: It's possible that there is a unknown guiding figure in your life, ready to help you. All you have to do is find this person and seek their advice. It's also possible that you need to start seeking the meaning of your own life. Either way, there's some deep thinking you need to undertake, and it needs to be done soon. |
| Your Five Factor Personality Profile |
![]() Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is low. You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable. You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea. While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise. |
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) ,
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB) .
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) ,
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB) .
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
Friday, April 28
Thursday, April 27
Celebration
Today's work was good... Stand the whole listening to some ASEAN-NZ talk...
Think the Kiwis are kind of cocky ar...
Throughout the speeches I get the impression is that they want to have Free Trade and at the same time want to emphasize that they are superior...
Haha... The more I listened the more I want to laugh...
Worked OT today...
Helped Adrian out... He nearly killed the "chao geng gia"
Lolx
Luckily BS cancelled but still met Sweedy, Ethel, Daniel and Faizal for dinner
Accidentally...
Met Mr Ong Chee Hong, My secondary school Chem teacher as well...
Went to celebrate YH's passing of his TP...
Used to the chance to drink a little bit...
Maybe its bcos of alcohol and coffee...
Pool wasn't well at all after that...
I need sleep!
Think the Kiwis are kind of cocky ar...
Throughout the speeches I get the impression is that they want to have Free Trade and at the same time want to emphasize that they are superior...
Haha... The more I listened the more I want to laugh...
Worked OT today...
Helped Adrian out... He nearly killed the "chao geng gia"
Lolx
Luckily BS cancelled but still met Sweedy, Ethel, Daniel and Faizal for dinner
Accidentally...
Met Mr Ong Chee Hong, My secondary school Chem teacher as well...
Went to celebrate YH's passing of his TP...
Used to the chance to drink a little bit...
Maybe its bcos of alcohol and coffee...
Pool wasn't well at all after that...
I need sleep!
Tuesday, April 25
I am resurrected!
A month plus ago, I just deleted my old blog, wanting to forget whatever that happened in the past...
But, I failed... Miserably...
I realised that whatever that happened in the past is a memory that cannot be erased...
And it serves an important mission...
To keep us from repeating the same mistakes... No man is prefect...
Mistakes only serve to keep us from commiting the same mistake...
Thus I start this blog to create a space that is called my own...
A place under a tree...
Where a story starts anew...
But, I failed... Miserably...
I realised that whatever that happened in the past is a memory that cannot be erased...
And it serves an important mission...
To keep us from repeating the same mistakes... No man is prefect...
Mistakes only serve to keep us from commiting the same mistake...
Thus I start this blog to create a space that is called my own...
A place under a tree...
Where a story starts anew...
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