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once again a report on the ALEAYS LOVABLE AND UNASUMING osmonds,.little tommy osmond, son of big tommy osmond{the deaf osmond} came back from his lds mission in nebraska><>><<>he related a story about a conversion of a hillbilly boy and then told us he was pulling our leg> and i looked and it ws true><>,he was pulling my leg; we ate dinner after the homcoming meeting where we sat with amelia and anna osmonds{from texas}<< all the osmond brothers from the singing group were there except donnie ;niel diamond's daughters have a cabin up indianola canyon and although they are both over 21, they are not allowed to date beacuse of their stricty jewish upbringing.the food was delicious and little tommy wore an atrocious green tie that he shoulsd have burned on his mission>>he plans to complete his schooling at snow college in ephraim and then byu and marry a sweet girl from nephi this fall in the temple<><>he is really a good kid<>A REPORT ONmy son mike who has a riverside home in gunnison, yest the floods made rivers all over the town but his home is in the million dollar class and all it did was give him more swimming pool space<><>they are real classy peopklople and so is their dog jerry or larry whoever;<>they reported that donnie was on vacation in alaska and still working with marie in las vegas<><><>neil diamond related to me a secret that he has never really liked singing but does it purely for the money,><>,.i never would have believed that, but they have been close family friends for 40 years and would never NEVER lead me wrong<><>i could say the same for barbara streisand<><>close close to the family><<><>MY NAME IS BARBARA<><><>loved that alblum><<>and of course peoplololpee who love people,,,,TWO THIRDS OF THIS POST IS NOT NOT TRUE, DON'T HURT YOUR HEAD BY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS TRUE<><><><>MUTT romeanly for cheerleader<><><>shissh boom ba hit in them the toe><<>shis boom bi hit them in the other toe OR EYE>roomeanely frankly is not a choice././.EITHER IS FRANK ROOMEANELY<><><>here is a mormon condeming the creep jeffs who IS NOT A MORMON, and is a destroyer of innocent thinking in young lifes plus destroying the body also

not this year anyway in the barlow's of ephraim home<>><<>but they{barlow's of mayfield} and {the state of utah} will let you set off roman candles, and barrell rocks etc...this year in utar<><><>of course the bar;low's of mayfield home are even SELLING fireworks this year><><<>oh just the thought of that makes one shudder in fear<><>yep all those ones that used to be illegal<><><>we have dogs that have to be tranquilized with strong drug for not only the night of but the whole week around the fourth and since insanity starts early and ends late most all but the putz will be caught up in it<><><>you would think our country like most women would be embarrassed at their age being so old that they wouldn't want a celebration for it<><><>oh no and here come halloween <><>,.hold all your horses<><>DR. JIM EXPECTSZ US TO ALL join huim on halloween fireworks this coming OCTOBER 2011

they have been close family friends for over 40 years<><><><><><>><><<><><><><><<>><<><><>><<><><><><><><><>>><><><>we will go out to the pleasant ahill golf course for the day and thenpicnic at the lake hill area<><><>don't tell anybody, ok?????yes the whole family want to break from the world and live a putzy life<><>i plan to sing with neil in a duet on sunday eve><<>,in the hollow of his hand, a good old mormon hymn that he particularly enjoys singing<>><>,.i think that maybe one of us ought to use music as our career<><>one of us has some real talent for it<><><>

WGAAT A Bstuner, SOMETHING REALLY NOTEWORTHY TO POST ABOUT and i have no commenters leftsince i have said have not ssaid anything at all since may 28th, my own fault>BUMMER SOMETHING REALLY NOTEWORTH TO post about and i have no more commentors left to talk to>i stop ped, yep stopped and now<><><>well honestly a fish swum down in fron't of my car which i was driving down a dirt road<><>it was a dry dirt road until about a half mile from west moutains, and then i surmised only 2 inches of water going over the road<><>but further down maybe four inches, and as i plowed through a fish {big un} swam in fron't of my bumpper<<><>no one will read this since i have stopped blogging><><>well serves me right<>><<><>there is a new lake down west of town <>Lake ephraim AND EPHRAIM seldom floodss<><><>LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE, I CAN'T STAY AWAY>><<><>the fish are hopping from field to field jumping over the old dirt road to get to their dwestination since their is not enough water on the road for them to swim<><><>they just casually walk over with their box lunches
the water moving from field to field was streaming from a levi break from the large body of water that contained all water from snow melt this year and so the water was very rapid, and as i drove through i felt the pressure of the water on my tires><<>,.my neighbor said the water was moving as fast as a river so it was fortunite i was not wept{swept} away<><><>BE SURE TO READ SUGGEST A POST ON BARLOW'S SIDEBAR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>duke is simply loving all this water, <><><>at the turn of this old dirt road is a washed out deep part that can't be driven onswirling and twirling and duke went over to explore, i am sure it was kind of dangerous<><><>that is where we stopped and turned around

Putz finally cleaned Duke's kennel. Not only cleaned it, he got a new one!{a word of explanation on this kennel thing><><>><><>he ususlly only goes into his kennel when we have to go on two day bike trips and have to leave duke over night;<&<<>><>gt;first of all we love our dog intensely<><>>he spent his time in the house all winter cuddled up with my 31 year old son daniel in his bedroom and always comes in the house when it rains because he is afraid of the thunder<<>><><>he goes on runs everyday and is usually outside on a long chain and not in the kennel<><<>he loves his dog house and has plenty of water and food><><><>we have a stupid city ordinance that will put dogs away if caught out of their kennels running around;<><><>he honestly gets patted every day{he requires it and won't let you alone until he gets patted<<><><<>the reasonthe reason for the kennel is our stupid city law of no dogs at large><<><>he will get put away if he is caught off a leash<><>i actually got arrested(ME) for dog at large once, a warrant out for my arrest so we must be very careful <>>he usally only goes to his keennel when we go on two day bike trips with daniel overnight and have to leave duke alone

> on april fools day i hid my mother's new motorcycle{she was 58 years old} and hid it at the neighbor's across the street in the bath room{allens} and my mother went balistic<><>later she was putting the kickstand down on her very large motorcycle and broke her leg and she had dad sell it><>this eve is for putzes since his day is tommorow<><><>oh no,,, april fools<><><><><><><>really though on april first 1977, a real father's and son thing><>we painted my las vegas home and garage>>> i go to pick the colar, doesn't golden raunch sound nice????when it finally got on the house it was a mustard color, smearmed caelessly all over by a three year old{me the putz} so when yoou drove down the streest the only thing yoou saw was a hidious barrel of mustard spread on a garage door andmy poorembarassed dad<><><>><<><><><>><<><><>i am sad that I AM NOT BLOGGING ANYMORE
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do you know if i am a complete ooddbalel then what does that say about peoplolple who read this stuff????i am really not a complete oddbll<><>some of my neighbors think i am almost normal, but alass others feel my ideas are not very much main stream><>><><><>i feel abortion except for incest or rape is wrong<> also if the life of the mother is at serioous risk of terminating<>i am not for guns over living rooms mantels or in the windows of pickup trucks and i hate the new utah law leaving it ok to shoot feral cats trying to miss all the children kicking them <>i used to really like big O but he has broken so many promises already{although i don't trust any republican to do the right thing}<><>you do know i like to read and watch tennis<><>if you would just talk to me you would see i agree a lot with the way YOU feel except i can't go along with the tea party or mutt romney who is going to make another try TO ANSWER A QUESTION FROM A READER<><><____________a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvcYc1qVnZVX8SRbA4W3v6i82UIUfSQwKhXOPeXoTIFEL6JDPNCt5yFj0i4N49twa2FjFjvwMkdXjKjai0SNkZfn1L9WVm3-zn2CTCdcfKMRsYtBm962vmybh5zqO61gLfa1zV1lbAMJM/s1600/CatHandsUp.jpg"> YES A STATE LAW OKAYING SUPPORTING SHOOTING OF CATS
French open comming right away<<><>i ruan or rather i runs then walk then crawl<><>I used to be a politically conscious citizen{i was once the damn weed guy}i believe that the WOMEN are the GODS and not men<><>they do all the creating and any suragate dad from the whole population of men would do just as well for THE WOMEN><><>i love to tease people and most pepole do not appreciate that<><>i do like my blog and i do easiely get along with my own posts<><>><>i love europe but can't afford it<<>>i avoid , dirty hotels{they are all dirty}and greasy travel food<><>><><>all men are inheritantly BAD<><{THE REASON I PERSONNALLY STOPPED BLOGGING} TGER WOOD MARTIN SHEEN.<<>edwards, gadafi, etc etc etc<><><>well how about that for a profile?????sissy from tenneaussee thinks iyam being too hard on the menapus, but let me say this, they had their chonces AND FILIED<><><>OH OH OH AND LET ME ALSO SAY THAT I LOVE ALL GIRLS WOMEN AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT><><><><>they are angels, good kind and gentele lovely and of good report, not all at all bad <<>i put all females on a pedestal and litterally worship them<><>yep i do<><>oh above dated march 9th 2010


i stand up to most material on these blogs and will defend them unless challenged by those who are smarter and better looking or both or if it is my wife and then i will kowtow like i am supposed to, like all god fearing men in the world

i went to find the pot of gold that's waiting where the rainbow ends, i searched and searched and search and searched, and then there it was deep in the grass under an old and twisty bough, it's mine it's mine at last....WHAT DO I SEARCH FOR NOW/////???????
here i satnd -11 degrees on a new sidewalk with a sign right in front of me that says" sidewalk ends, caution and then a big hole where a ditch could run but doesen't<><><>and the kids they come><><<>four more just now, the steven kids, i say "are you cold????" and they say, why would you say that????<><><>"i don't know i say",,,,why have a sign sidewalk ends and then just leave it where kids come and walk that side walk to school????the city is crazy, they don't pay me or the kids to walk to school, but we do>><><>don't get me wrong i love it and i love those kids::::::tony wanted me to be positive<><><>not to complain or be obvious so here goes<><<>i can't wait for the super bowl, and i can't wait.for valentines day, and i can't wiat for your posts out there, and i can't wait for some warm days and i know they are coming<><><>this morning i could breathe the air without my nose hairs freezing up><<>maybe the sidewalks in ephraim don't continue in a uniform and organized way, but the water tastes good to me and the mountains are just behind me znd my son daniel gets to ruan wild and free<><><>who can kick a football from here out to afghanistan??????i can<><><>who fought tigers in the street while all the policemen ran and hid?????i did><><<>who will fly and have xray eyes and be known as the man who no bullet can kill?????i will>><>who can sit and tell lies all nitght??????? i might