james (look of horror): "mommy, WHAT are you putting on caroline???"

me: "they're called tights! girls were them under dresses!"

(long pause....disturbed looks from both boys...followed by bouts of hysterical laughter)

ben david: "hahahahaha....caroline is wearing sock pants!!!!"

james: "caroline, you have to wear sock pants!! that is so silly!"

nice. baby girl is in for a long few years over here...