I have debated on if I should write this post or not. Everytime I think about it I break out in cold sweats. Here is a warning: if you are a doctor, nurse, or some other crazy person that enjoys giving shots you should probably stop reading now. I imagine I will annoy you.
As of last week I started taking a new medication for my auto-immune disease. I have officially moved on from the drug that is given orally to cancer patients to self injections. I went in to the dr. last week for an "injection training". The first day you have to give yourself 2 shots. then a week later 1 shot, then every other week. until you are poor and homeless living on the street because you gave every dime to a fancy drug company. Anyway the shots are to be administered in the stomach. the dr. did the first one. you don't ever see a needle. it looks like a pen. you hold it to your skin click the lid and hold it in your body for about 15 years (i mean seconds) while the medicine dispenses. edit very painfully dispenses. Then I did the next shot. and wanted to cry. it went ok. I had a practice pen at home that I was supposed be practicing with (minus the needle) Apparently I should have practiced shooting up an orange because here's how it went this morning..Oh did I mention this shot goes in your STOMACH?? thank goodness I have some excess padding there.
7:45 am Me literally pacing back and forth in my bathroom with pen in hand
7:50 am I have now uncapped the hidden needle and I'm ready to go. For the next 5 minutes I kid you not I keep holding the pen up to my stomach and then pacing, hold up pen and pace...this isn't working
7:55 I'm running out of time I have to get everyone ready i'm thinking so I say on the count of 3 I'll just do it. I counted to 3 probably 20 times and never actually pressed the button
then i accidentally pressed the button and immediately pull the pen away from my body then quickly realize that I did that and try to jam it back in. adrenaline rush or something because i thought oh that didn't hurt. Then I wanted to cry because I had about $300 running down my stomach/leg that I am then trying to rub into the tiny shot hole to get it all in my body. That did not go as planned. The dr. told me about that happening to some people and you know what I thought? "Idiots who would be so careless with a shot that actually costs $750 EACH" well me. that's who. thank goodness for deductibles!!!I think the worst part is WATCHING the shot to make sure all the meds are dispensed. I never look when they take my blood or do shots. I know what you must be thinking. Why doesn't Ben give you the shot? HA here is my reply...1. Naive thinking or not I don't want him pinching a fistful of fat on my stomach to jam a needle in me. In my mind he still thinks i have washboard abs. this would destroy that daydream i have. 2. He would without a doubt -- no question about it PASS OUT. and 3. when i merely suggested this he laughed. (i was NOT joking).
