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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Word of the Day is "mouthwork"

ZOMG indeed. CTs are freaking 6 days away and this and that and that. I wish I was as happy as a box of Crayola Washable Markers.

LOST
1. My appetite
2. Vigour
3. Opportunity
4. The need to find out who Jacob is

Devasting, devasting. I need a late night. I'm turning into a monstaarrrrr, oh hell of mirrors. I'm on Mars. Whooh, alliteration baby.

On a less angsty note, nice people make me smile. Thanks Jacq for the hours talking, listening, ranting and pondering over what "The Oxen" symbolised. :)

Martin: Ask me where I'm going.
Me: Where are you going?
Martin: I'm going to fail my CTs.
Me: (laughs) Ok I'll see you there!

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Oh goodness, I've been in such terriblez lately I feel as broken as my handphone. Kind of sucks knowing what you already have to do, but you're still praying for something to happen just to make your life a bit easier, it's like praying to yourself. People get really annoying and situations get really awkward and you can never see them in the same way again. People are really judgmental and always think you have this other side, and then think that you're just this lousy fake. Everything's so dirty. People try so hard. Sorry, it's impossible to please everyone. Grrr. My head is hurting like a thumbtack in a corkboard. :( x300

tried to hunch; 8:17 PM

Sunday, February 17, 2008
So close your eyes and try to feel me

Bad things always come my way, why. Murphey must really like me. :(

Today my parents meddled with my things again, ugly and angry I am. Thank God they haven't found my secret stash of medical supplies which I've accumulated over the years from ponning school and acting sick at the Polyclinic. Ugh, I am not a bad girl.

My brain is freaking not right, I'm thinking of unimportant foolish things, I was scolding vulgarities in my head, I opened a can of beer and took 3 sips and now I don't really want to finish it, I really don't want to sleep, I am speaking less Singlish, I am so selfish.

I'm such a stapler, seriously. I used stapler because it was the first object that I saw while trying to think of a suitable word to describe myself. Didn't really want to use that ugly B word. In a verrrrrrrrrrr bad mood now, so don't disturb me unless you want to tell me that you love me.

oh won't you
come a little bit closer
say you'll be mine
for all time

tried to hunch; 10:54 PM

Thursday, February 14, 2008

You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I will find my nitch in your car
With my mp3 DVD rumple-packed guitar
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du

Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

You are always trying to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Don Quijote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu
Du du du du du du dudu du
But you

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

tried to hunch; 3:56 PM

Wednesday, February 13, 2008
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you. :D

Congratulations to THE VIRGIN GANG

for being
dateless on Valentines' Day for the
18TH TIME IN A ROW!
:D

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OMGGGGGGOSH IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
-_- , seriously. I stand by what I said a year ago in my Anti-Valentines' Day campaign: Love is immaterial. (insert hearts here)

"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?" - Teo Zhihao in his nervous attempts to pick up hot babe.

tried to hunch; 10:33 PM

Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Ever as before, ever just as sure.

Bronson is maddeningly sickening. Drives me crazy every day. Grr.

Hahah.

I've been putting 'Beauty and the Beast' on repeat since days ago. How I wish I had a voice like Celine Dion. I guess God blessed me with other things that she probably doesn't have. Like a mushroom toe and the ability to touch my left elbow with my left hand. HAHA.

In light of the recent Grammy Awards, I think I deserve one for hair which resembles most like lichen growing on the rainforests of Brazil.

And if you take a look at Melanie's blog, you'd realise I have a long lost sister, half my age. I think she's very cute. Heeeheeee.

School's been exciting, and my maths is really poor (I got 2 marks) and I made Thomas Ho very sad today. "I am very sad." I promise, I've never seen a more sad man.

[edit]DELIRIOUSLY HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY. WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY. 12 FEBRUARY. MUST BE CELEBRATED EVERY YEAR TO MARK THIS VERY HAPPY DAY. LALALALALALALALALA.[/edit]

tried to hunch; 9:00 PM

Saturday, February 09, 2008
Deb please ask me to appear online when you see this

Oh my, it's been a too-good week and may God save my fat face from exploding. Why is my future so bleak! On a brighter note, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I MANAGED TO CATCH LOST 4 EPISODE 1 AND 2, HAPPIEST THING EVER AFTER. GOD LOVES YOU AS HE LOVED JACOB. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sick of blogging for now. I would have hated this entry if not for the photos. Gong Xi Fa Cai.

tried to hunch; 9:04 PM

Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Embarrassment of the Year Award

SOME THINGS REALLY DO MAKE ME SOOOO HAPPY THAT I HAVE TO BLOG THIS STUPID SENTENCE DOWN. :D

tried to hunch; 12:11 AM

Sunday, February 03, 2008
Sex-C!

Had the most FABULOUSLY FUN time in school today, ever since my first Orientation. :D Haha, Group C = Win already. Update more on that when I get the photos!

It's been a terribly unproductive day and I REALLY HOPE SIX REPLIES ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE ZOO TOMORROW LOOKING LIKE TOURISTS/ANIMALS.

I'm starting to look forward to school again (even after Monkey Boy's terrible let down) and gosh it's only February and I've had so many adventures! IMAGINE HOW MANY MORE ADVENTURES ARE WAITING FOR ME THROUGH THE REST OF THE YEAR!

tried to hunch; 12:08 AM

Saturday, February 02, 2008
Weakness

Happy-sad day today.

SAD

Crybaby
Crybaby
Michael Tan - reality has sharp teeth
CCA
Monkey boy
28 Weeks Later
Mommy screaming at me
Crybaby

HAPPY

Seeing a special boy in skinny jeans and cute make-up

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It's make or break! It's so wonderful how in the midst of all the horror this boy comes along hesitating at the foot of the staircase looking at the whole scene from 8 metres away, making my insides want to explode with laughter, then looking into my swollen ugly eyes denying that there's no make-up on his face. HA HA extremely funnyyy. I certainly hope no one reads this blog. But I'm so sad now that I don't really bother even if you decide to spread whatever rumour. Go ahead. Tomorrow morning is facil training and I'm feeling mega-ly excited! Dear God, please grant me favour with the councilors pairing people up. Monday is going to be a terrible day. Dear God, please teach me and show me what to do. Please guide me and strengthen me to make a bold and Godly decision. Help me to obey and submit to your will, even if it means sacrificing more of me for more of you. God, please speak to me and tell me what to do and what to say. I pray for Faith, Forsaking All, I Trust Him. Amen.

tried to hunch; 2:09 AM