Hi again

27 08 2007

I’ve been back for a week now and been working (yeah, you heard right) 12-hour days to sort out some company problems as my dad takes a break. You could say my mind has not been exactly ‘here’ in blogospace.

Singapore was refreshing and much to my dad’s chagrin I ended up in London for a week at my brother’s. It would’ve stretched to a month if not for my parents and Shirley and Jojo my puppy who I heard has been trashing my room. Anyway I stayed at Paddington, helped my bro with a few ideas for his business there and tied up a few loose ends with my funds manager friends in town.

For some reason London seemed different this time. The atmosphere wasn’t too jubilant. I’m guessing its because my friends Laura, Martin and Matt have graduated from college and are too caught up in their jobs to hang out much. The last time we did something was in ’05 when we camped out in the country and made a horrendously lopsided crop circle in somebody’s wheat farm. Anyway I ran low on dough and had to cut short my plan to head north to Helsinki so… well here I am being a responsible son 😀

Got no photos to show this time around. The UK trip was unplanned and I didn’t bring my photographic gear with me.

A lot of things are going thru my head right now about my future and stuff. I’ve grounded myself till end of the year so I can help dad out with some things so I’ll be here. Thanks for all the expressions of concern you guys. Gimme a week or two and I should be able to start posting as regularly as I used to.

(Hey Angel your avatar finally showed up. Nice!)





In Singapore

10 08 2007

I won’t be updating these couple of days as I’m in Singapore. I do have a life outside the net that needs catching up u know plus an apartment here that hasn’t been cleaned for months, yucks. 😀 So have a good weekend and I’ll respond to your comments probably Monday or something.





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Men losing their libidos after 5 years

7 08 2007

The coffee was too strong and now I can’t go back to sleep. Dammit!

Anyway I surfed the news today (I very rarely do) and saw this headline in The Star:‘Men bored with marital sex after five years’” a fact discovered by none other than Singapore’s Dr. Love.

Yikes! Losing your hard on after just 5 years? That its “normal for a married couple to experience low libido after having the same partner for a long period of time. “? So is marriage over-rated or what?

Anyway I stumbled on a gem this morning: tadaaaa….. a love calculator! Click HERE. Its free. You’re supposed to type two people’s names, click calculate and see your compatibility %.

Now type in Kettle and Toaster. Here’s what I got.

82 %

 

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Kettle and Toaster has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Woohoo!!! 😀





So what about single lady bosses?

7 08 2007

If I had a dime for every complaint my friends make about their lady bosses, I’d be rich. There’s $5 bucks in the can right now and at this rate I’m confident I’ll be rich, woohoo! 🙂

So spinsters have a reputation in Asia it seems and here’s how my friends have been describing the old dragon in the office.

  • Mean
  • Calculative
  • Scheming
  • Never satisfied
  • Practice favoritism
  • Sourpuss
  • Unreasonable
  • Anti-male

And the reason why the boss behaves like this? Because she’s old (40+) and not married I’m told. Why unmarried? Because she’s such a jerk so who would want to marry her. And the connection between not married and irritating behavior? Well, she’d never had sex and so of course lar she’ll take out her frustrations on her younger male subordinates.

Hmmm… sounds like some powerful psychoanalysis if you ask me. No sex + mid 40’s = bash up your subordinate. I wonder if its true.

Any ideas?





Damn themes

6 08 2007

Why do people like to use themes that make their blogs very difficult to read? I’m taking about light blue on blue, light grey on grey/white, dark grey on black? And on top of that, they shrink the font size to 4 or 5?

I woke up to just that today. One of my favorite blogs that I visit twice a day, a US-based Dow Jones analyst, decided to go from a very readable black on white theme with font size 10 to a dark grey on black theme with font size 5. I had to cut and paste the text to notepad to make out what he’s writing.

Ok so he’s trying to chase everybody off and judging from his hits counter, its working. But then, why bother pinging his blog which he’s still doing? Why not just change domains, stop writing or shut down if losing his readers is what he really wants to do?

I just don’t understand some people.





Would you want to be a celebrity?

6 08 2007

Feeling bored & flipping thru the channels this afternoon I paused a while on one channel, E!. I still can’t believe what I did – actually spend one minute of my life watching how other people talk about other people. Blegh.

And spending a few more minutes after that wondering why people even bother being “kaypoh” about what so-and-so wears on a dinner date. I mean who cares right?

What’s more interesting to me is how it works as a money spinner. I mean look at the sheer size of gossip media and the $$$ that must be behind it. All by revealing what so-and-so wore on a date, what she ate and where she pooed. Ai caramba! So easy to make money!

But seriously, if I bumped into Tom Cruise at the supermarket would I want to shake his hand? Yes I would, but only for his role in Minority Report, one of my fave movies. I wouldn’t care who his latest beau is or where he had his supper. Which does make me wonder, why do the other thousands of people care?

Is it because these celebs and divas are living lives they wish they had? Of people going, “Ooo I wish I had what she’s wearing. Ooo I wish I’m getting all that attention.”

I think everybody knows the surrealness of life in tinseltown. I’ve spent enuf summers with my cousins in Westwood (the other end of Hollywood Blvd) to basically not bother anymore. We do hear about the usual Hollywood marriages and divorces, family breakups, vicious catfights and dirty laundry washed by the roadside. Why anyone would want a life like that is just beyond me.

So would you want to be a celebrity? Are you sure? (Remember what Shrek’s donkey said about celebrity marriages – they never last. 🙂 )





Digi’s new Yellowdude

5 08 2007

Did you see Digi’s tougher-looking version of their mascot the Yellowman? I saw him on tv last night. Being tougher, I’ll call him Yellowdude. Come to think of it, he and Spongebob Squarepants will make quite a team don’t you think.

So what will Yellowdude do to the guy in the cinema who screams “Hero also die I tell you, I am taikor mah“? Kick his Ah Beng butt pleeeaaasee. Its about time the Dude showed some backbone.

Characterizing a brand as a person to make people bond with it. Clever move. Think about it. If Maxis was a person, who would it be? What about Celcom? I’ve seen pop and football stars being batted around but has any succeeded in achieving the cultish status of the Yellowman? I think not.

But seriously as a consumer, I can’t help but chuckle at this sudden image makeover. I think we’re witnessing an interesting case study of underdog brand management. I say underdog because for one, I believe they’re the only one in town without a 3G license which some predicted will cause them to fold. Sizewise I’m also told they’re the smallest of the 3 providers here, a real bummer if you’re managing the brand. And so on and so forth.

So the newly refurbished Mr. tough Yellowdude enters a market being pulled in 3 directions.

  • The young & trendy who lives and breathes the music of Maxis/Hotlink’s pop stars.
  • The football crazies cornered by Celcom plus fans of Wang Lee Hom. (Talk about strange bedfellows hehe 🙂 )
  • The rest of us who are struggling hard to survive in spite of the odds and taikor bullies. Iconized by the non-celebrity Yellowman.

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The Empire lifts off

5 08 2007

The Phoenix has lifted off! Some quick facts:

Destination: Mars
Mission: To dig the martian soil and find out what happened to the water there and find evidence of past or present life
Journey length: 9 months

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Part of me hopes they’ll find this.

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But on the other hand I have reliable information that its this guy who’s behind all this.

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So who wants to play Queen Amidala? :mrgreen:

Some photos from nasa.gov.





Am I becoming an evil Emperor

4 08 2007

I think I’m going nuts. When I was a teenager I used to impress my friends with this gag. I’d hang a piece of dry toilet paper on a string, point my finger at it from about 3cm away and watch the paper gravitate slightly towards me.

No the paper’s not posessed. Its called static electricity. Its common in dry weather and there’s lots of it where I lived in the US.

Under normal circumstances I wouldn’t have given it a second thought but I think that’s starting to change. Its not the static but the AMOUNT of it that’s been coming out of my body. I zapped two friends today by accident, just as we were walking in the mall. There was brief contact and they recoiled like they’re bitten by snakes. It felt like pin pricks they said.

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I hate it when that happens. So anyway just now, just to show my two friends the freakazoid that I am, I pointed my finger close to a metal banister and out came a blue streak towards the metal surface. Its just a couple of millimeters long but its visible very very briefly. My friends freaked out. So did I.

This blue lightning thing started a couple of years ago and is getting stronger in intensity. I’ve had electrical equipment die on me. Some of my friends have wised up about walking too near me to avoid getting mini electric shocks, particularly Shirley. I just can’t control it.

Crap there goes my social life.








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