I have been perusing some catalogs in search of Christmas gifts and have found some just really freaky deaky things.
So in the spirit of my favorite holiday story here are some modern day gifts headed straight for the Island of Misfit Toys - I sure hope Santa can find good homes for them - although I doubt it.
These two have been banned by Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama and the Coalition to fight child obesity. Sorry guys, carrot sticks and granola are much more PC now a days.

I'll bet Addison Montgomery would be appalled to know this is the doll with her name sake. Although if you keep reading, even scarier dolls to follow.

Seriously - what kid is going to spend the time to use a snowball maker when they have 2 already built in on the end of their wrist? Maybe the one with the accordion below but that is about it.

A child growing up with this will never have groupies - I promise. Get him a saxophone and give the kid a chance.

The year is 2009 - Kids today have no freaking idea who this group is. Plus buying this for your child is only going to set them up for a lifetime of fear. I know (Thank you very much Dee Dee, I still can't walk into a dark room without fear of that damn Charlie McCarthy doll being there when the light comes on. )


