been doing some lame friends tests and realised im damn smart la. i really think im damn good. hahaha. i put myself into the shoes of the people who cr8ed the tests and simple worked out the probably solutions either thru investigations friendsters, blogs, or studying patterns of the answers (answer A has one word included in answer B, answer B has one word included in answer C, answer C has one word from A and B, answer D has one word from answer C no words from the rest, so C is obviously the answer), or studying probably numberings in multiple choice (nobody will put 3 consecutive answers as the third answer/consecutive answers don't come at the start/after using B n C answer too much u realise A and D shd b used too).. u get my point. wah i think im really damn smart. hahaha. and ive been passing wif high colours on people whom im not remotely close with. u rock la sam!
Samuel Lai
1 October 1986
ex-St. Anthony's Primary School
ex-St. Joseph's Institution
ex-St. Andrew's Junior College
Singapore Management University
ex-Special Constabulary
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To Be Continued.. Music: Samuel Lai
Lyrics: Samuel Lai
Chorus
This is the story of ma dreadful life, don’t wanna
Breathe in nicotine till the day I die, don’t wanna
Shut the freakin’ doors then wave goodbye, don’t wanna
Bring to an end this fucked up life, I
Weep in the stillness of the night, I
Cry when the mommy dies beside, I’m
Feeling bored to snuffle grab the bag of freakin’ ruffles screw’em
What comes next, death or demise?
Verse 1
Oh yeah
Alive wow wee
See, I hate my name
Daddy’s fault he thought it was a game
Insane, this is lame
Ain’t doin’ with the rest of the crap
Read the fuckin’ map boy
Snip off my lil dicky
Man ain’t lying trust me
Maid and baby
Mommy never bother me
Daddy workin’ JTC
I was fourteen
Flicked out an orange knife
Did a slit for kicks then I thought
Go get a freakin’ life
Mommy ran and cried
Daddy dragged me inside
Vicious fight
Rough tough slice bite
This is my blight my plight
Affliction, retribution
They ain’t in my sight no more
I fall I crawl
Through the gloomy hall
Jumped for joy when I kicked his balls
8 points and one damned C
Scored that fuckin’ A B B
Here’s the halfway stop
Oh yeah open your eyes and you’ll see
Verse 2
Obsession is addiction is compulsion
A fixation for that fuckin’ fag
Dota lag heck
Inhale a stick of tar and beg
Went to hell and back
The gov gave me an SC
Fine ‘em money
O hi grand welcome to SM Uni
Bring it on accountancy
Here starts the story
Of the five gals who went past me
Hate me, bitch me
Screw me, fuck me
Damned the taste of their pussy
Meow it got a lil smoky
Then they got far too naggy
There’s this cool new bitch in LTB
Tall thin whirlwind
Squareface I call her
Call me sucker
Mother fucker ain’t gonna get her
I smoke I swear I litter
Oh I’m a damned liability
That coffee tasted bitter
Owner’s equity
I’m getting sleepy
Hear the verse
And sing the fuckin’ chorus to me
Verse 3
My dreadful story
From yours truly
Distraction, attraction
You name it, you’ve got me
This is chronic’s story
Yours sincerely
Written just for you
My three closest druggies
You know who you are
Time to disappear
Copyright, trademark
Yours faithfully
Fuckin’ off
To be continued
Yeah, She's Music: Samuel Lai
Lyrics: Samuel Lai
Chorus
Yeah
She’s walkin’ into the dark
She’s cryin’ into her sleep
She’s waking to a nightmare
Yeah
She’s flyin’ into the light
She’s found a piece of her heart, her heart
Don’t turn back into the screams
Oh baby
Don’t wake her up from this dream
Verse 1
Time, she had it anyway
Place, she had it everyday
Sex, that’s what it’s all about
Damn, she’s givin’ up herself
Bitch, guess what they label her
Slut, her eye sheds a tear
Yeah, she looks at her mind at her soul at her face in the mirror
Verse 2
Gone, oh has she disappeared
Oops, she’s back in pain and fear
Ahhh, she’s scared of how she sounds
Bam, her face has hit the ground
Man, she’s so not gettin’ out
Friend, that ain’t gonna help
Yeah, she looks at her mind at her soul at her face in the mirror
Verse 3
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Please don’t wake up
Your Friend Music: Samuel Lai
Lyrics: Samuel Lai
Chorus
Anytime you need to hide
Let me give you a hand
I’ll share your misery
I’ll be your friend
So just give a shout
I’m on my way, on my way
Now, just don’t jump down
I’m coming
Verse 1
You look lost in the wilderness
Your face tells me you’re shedding tears
You’re fighting hard to drive away
Your insanity
You fence up all your frontiers
But I can feel all your fears
Still fighting hard to drive away
All your pain
Don’t turn away, I’m coming
Don’t pop that pill, arriving
I ain’t gonna let you die
Verse 2
You shiver in sorrow and distress
Your face betrays your anxiousness
You’re trying hard to hide away
Your insanity
You start to think that you are cursed
You wonder if this is all rehearsed
Still trying hard to hide away
All your pain
Don’t turn away, I’m coming
Don’t pop that pill, arriving
I ain’t gonna let you die
