Monday, July 30, 2007

News from Moorehead MN

lol!  This made my whole department laugh out loud.  These people have a lot of class. Marriage, Sex, Kilts and police.  What a great combination.
 

Cops nab pair for sex act in public
The Forum - 07/28/2007

A Moorhead man scheduled to be married today was arrested early Friday morning for having sex in a public place while wearing a kilt, and with a woman other than his fiancée.

Nathan Ross Blair, 24, and Chandra Schaefer, 20, were arrested after police received two reports within 90 seconds about 3:15 a.m. that a man in a black kilt was exposing himself and then seen having sex with a woman on a car in the 1000 block of North University Drive, according to police dispatch logs.

According to Cass County District Court documents:

Police found Blair and Schaefer intertwined near a pine tree after a friend pointed them out to police officers responding to the complaints. All three were walking home when Blair and Schaefer told their friend to keep walking. She turned around to see them having sex on the hood of a car, she told police.

When police shined a flashlight on the pair, Blair turned around and looked at the officer but continued having sex with Schaefer until the officer ordered him to stop.

Schaefer was then instructed to put her pants on.

When questioned by police, Blair denied exposing himself to passing cars or having sex with Schaefer on the car.

Blair, 630 Birch Lane S., was still wearing a kilt and a "FOR SALE" T-shirt when he appeared in Cass County District Court by closed circuit television Friday morning.

He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges of fornicating in a public place and indecent exposure, convictions that could require him to register as a convicted sex offender.

Formal charges had not been filed as of Friday against Schaefer, 3407 46th Ave. S., Fargo, who was released after posting $300 bail.

She was wearing a shirt with Blair's first name and the logo of Blair's Disc Rolling, the Moorhead business he owns and operates, when she was booked at the jail.

Police noted that both appeared intoxicated when they were arrested and cited Schaefer for being a minor in consumption.

After posting $300 bail and being released from jail, Blair initially told a Forum reporter that the allegations against him were untrue and said he wanted to explain what really happened, but did not elaborate.

When called a second time and read a copy of the police report, he said he did not wish to comment on whether what it said was untrue.

"I'm sorry I even said that before I talked with my lawyer, and I shouldn't have even said anything," he said.

When asked if he was still getting married today, Blair said "goodbye" and hung up the phone.

When reached Friday, Schaefer said what she was accused of was not true, but she did not care, before saying she had no comment and hanging up.

Attempts to reach the fiancée were unsuccessful.

Weekend Update

I had a great weekend! (I know.  Lately, it seems like that's all I say.)  Friday, DJ and I rented a hotel in a nearby town and just hung out in the hot tub and pool.  Saturday, we headed to the lake where his mom's sister, her daughter, and her daughter were already there.  I love these cousins.  The daughter's daughter is 9 but I swear she's going on 30.  She's very smart, and very practical.  I forget she's not as old as I think she is. The four of us went fishing and the fish were biting like crazy.  At one time, DJ went to help the little girl with her fish, he had no bait on his hook, and a fish bit it while he was helping her.  With no bait!   He caught 3 fish that way.  It was crazy.  Then Sunday DJ and I just went off by ourselves, watched the NASCAR race up at the restaurant where they have a big screen TV, then floated around the lake on our floaties for the rest of the day.  There was no wind so it was nice to not have to keep paddling to keep yourself in place. I got an iCube for my ipod so we had a soundtrack to our fabulous weekend too.
 
New Shows to Check Out:
Scott Biao is 45 and Single. Has anyone seen this show?  I saw the first episode on Sunday morning. I was pretty good.  He hires a life coach to help him figure out why he has issues with commitment and marriage.  He has to confront his old girlfriends to find out what happened. Then, he gets together with 3 of his buddies to unwind.  One of those buddies, I was surprised to see, is the big brother from the Wonder Years.  (At least that's where I think this dude is from.) He seems to be the most grounded of all of Scott's buddies.  I'd totally watch it more if I knew when it aired. Hey!  Just checked vh1's schedule and you can catch the first 3 episodes tonight starting at 7:30pm EST.  Rock on!  (Which leads me into my next review.)
 
Rock of Love.  Poor Bret Michaels.  He's looking for love, and a mother for his young girls.  (You know, positive role model types.) So what does he do?  Creates a love show on Vh1 of course!  That's exactly where I'd turn to find a good woman if I were a famous rock star from the 80's.  I mean, come on, look what it did for Flavor Flav.  (No, I don't watch that stupid show.  I have standards you know.) The thing about this show that's so great for me, (after watching the first episode.)  The body guard picks out 5 girls to kick out before they even enter the house.  The funny thing is, the other girls don't catch on that he's picking the ugliest, trashed out girls, and you likely don't want to be in that group. All they care about is, "Why am I not getting picked?  I want to get picked!"  Then, after all the other girls go into the house, the remaining 5 are told they are going home.  They don't even get to meet fancy pants Bret.  The ghetto girls were pissed.  The best part about this show, and what will keep me watching, is Bret's commentary. He's hilarious!  And definitely not fooled by the hot siliconed twits.  By the end of the show he had picked all the girls I would have picked to stick around.  All but two anyway.  And I'm convinced that on shows like this, they are forced to keep a couple idiots around to create that lovely "train wreck" recipe we all have grown to love (I use this term loosely.) on these types of shows. And your luck today is fabulous!   You can catch the second installment of this show tonight as well!  Right before Scott Bio at 6:30 pm EST.  If you have time to do some research, try to catch the fist epi.  It's hilarious!  DJ and I had so much fun watching and laughing.
 
I haven't been this excited for a TV show since the last episode of Lost aired.  I can't wait for it to be 6:30 now!  Woo hoo!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Stuttering Cat

My dad sent me this joke.

A teacher is teaching biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings

are the only animals that stutter", she explained.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident and why she thought the cat
stuttered.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew

it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
and before he could say "Fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"

It's Friday!

It's Friday!  I'm so happy!  This week has been so frickin' LONG.  I was driving in to work with my windows down jamming to Maroon 5. It's 57 degrees out and feels great!  It's been so hot lately, I haven't gone outside to do much all week. Can't wait to get to the lake.
 
Happy Friday Everyone!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Married, Successful and Happy to Be Child-Free

A friend sent me This article and I have to say, I pretty much agree!

I have a very fullfilled life, and I have expected or tried to make another person responsible for making me happy. I'm happy on my own, and being married to my man is just frosting on my cupcake. (Chocolate chocolate chip cupcake. Mmmmm cupcakes.)

Monday, July 23, 2007

Weekend Update

Well... What do you want to know?

First, the man met the fish this weekend. He reminded me that it's going to die some day. I told him that was fine. He doesn't seem to believe me. He thinks I'll have issues when it finally kicks the bucket. I can almost garuntee I won't. I've had many fish die on me in my day. It's not the same as when a warm fuzzy cuddly pet with lots of personality dies. Even though, I think Tredwell has a lot of personality. When you walk up to the bowl, he swims to the front and looks at you. I think he thinks that I'm his pet. He did challenge my eyeball the other day. Right now he's kickin' it in the fake grass.

We didn't make it to the Street Festival. But I'm OK with it. I would have wanted to buy something. So I guess it's better we didn't go. It's pretty hot here lately. Today it got up to 98 degrees. And the humidity is very high too. Yesterday we headed out to a place that has go-carts and mini golf. It was crazy hot, but it was still pretty fun. Then we went for a bike ride around the neighborhood. It's pretty fun biking around with DJ. We just biked through neighborhoods and judged other people's houses. (Found some that we would like too.)

Work is still pretty hectic. I don't know when it will slow down again, but I'm hoping soon. Friday my brain was just fried. I was in a meeting today, asked a question, and my co-worker said, "We talked about that on Friday. Remember?". My answer to him, "Umm...No. Not even vaguely."

On the WW front, I saw some serious action this past week regarding pound dropage. I'm not recording it because I only do that once a week, but I'm hoping that it actually stays away and doesn't fluctuate back up for one reason or another. One of them being I just ate a bowl of ice cream with fresh raspberries on top. Low Fat ice cream, but still. Food I probably didn't need to eat. But Damn it was good!

I've got some other things going on. But don't plan on talking about them anytime soon. Well, not today anyway. My readership is down anyway, so it's not like I'd be telling many people anyway. It's more a matter of laziness that I'm not writing about it.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Early Mornings

Lately I have been noticing something very intriquing to me.  A lot of people around here are already out of their houses at 7:30 am and doing lawn work, or running, or walking their kids with strollers or grocery shopping.  Why so early in the morning?  If I didn't have a job I had to get to, there would be NO WAY I'd be up at 7:30 running around and being productive. I can't even imagine being out of my house before 10:00 if I didn't have to get to work. I likely wouldn't even be getting up before 9:00.  Before DJ, I would likely not get up until 10 or 11, but with him around, the best I can do anymore is 9:00 before he starts the "Time to get up" call.  (I could expand on that more on another post. If you want.)
 
Anyway, I just have no idea why anyone would want to get up that early on their day off.  Yulk.  I work hard, I play hard, and I like my sleep when I finally get it.
 
The Downtown Street Fair is going on this weekend.  I hear there are some really cool artists there this year.  I can't wait to go.  I'm dragging DJ to it.  He told me "It better not suck."  Well, it's going to because it combines two things he doesn't care about.  Art and food.  But too bad! He's dragged me to enough motor cycle shows, boat shows, and farm shows that he can just deal with it.  ;o)

Monday, July 16, 2007

Old Magazine Ads

Check it out. Some of these old ads are pretty funny.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Bunnies

Today, during lunch, I headed to the mall to checkout their "sidewalk sale". While I was there, I remembered that I wanted to buy a sucky hose for my fish's bowl. So I headed off to the mall pet store. I headed down the fish aisle, and guess what I see at the end of the aisle.

Bunnies! The cutest little baby bunnies. I remember when Jax was that little. She fit into on hand. These wittle bunny wunnies had teeny tiny wittle ears. There were six, and I wanted them all. After I played with them for a while, I felt myself starting to cry. So I quickly left. I don't need a new bunny, I need MY bunny. :'o( My cute little lop eared fuzzy bunny. sniff.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The War on Acne

I have been breaking out badly lately. I think it's because I've been sweating a lot more due to all the outdoor activities. It's all around my chin and neck. It's really pissing me off. Tonight I saw that stupid comercial with Jessica Simpson for Proactiv Solutions. I decided for $20 I better try it. After all, if I go to the dermotologist, it's going to cost me $20 in copays, and God knows I won't be going to the dermotologist just once. So I thought I'd see if it was worth all the hype. I'll let you know how it goes.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

MMMM Berries

Sunday I picked some raspberries out of my back yard. I forgot all about them until I went to the fridge to find something to eat. YUM! I decided to walk to the store and buy some low-fat ice cream to make a raspberry shake.

Sidebar: I really wanted Cheesecake flavored icecream. I don't think they make it. I did find a blueberry cheesecake, and a strawberry cheesecake, but no plain. I wonder how a girl could make her own? Got any recipes?

I had an off site class all day today, and something tells me I'm in for quite a treat tomorrow when I get into the office tomorrow. Life is crazy lately there.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Five-Hundred Fifity-Fifth Post

In honor of my 555th Post (It's actually been more, but I've deleted some old posts) I decided I should create some sort of customer banner instead of the same ole cookie cutter ones. I've found some interesting things that I can do to my blogger template, so I suspect, as usual, I'll be messing around with things every once in a while.

OK. On to the Weekend Update! This weekend was a pretty active weekend for us. DJ had one of his college buddies come into town, and when he’s in town, it’s a guaranteed crazy time. Friday night, one of the nearby towns was having their annual summer street dance. It was a long night. Apparently, there were some late night calls made to one particular hot single friend of min. (Sorry about that Jordan. If you wouldn't be so hot and friendly, maybe people wouldn't call you.)

On Saturday, we hung out with my cousin and his "Red Neck Yaght Club" friends. They are a group of about six or seven guys who all have sail boats. Pretty much, every weekend they come in to town and play on the lake all weekend long. This time, it was about twenty of us on the lake that I grew up on. Oh, let me remind you that it was over 100 degrees on Saturday. That’s pretty hot for here. Usually it’s around 80-something.

So we’re boating around the lake, and it only took about ten minutes before we decided it was really frickin’ hot. I think I sweat from areas of my body that I never even knew I could sweat from. After sailing for about 2 hours, we stopped at a sand island in the middle of the lake to swim. It was a pretty cool site. All the sail boats came into the island and beached themselves, then we just waded around in the water for a while. OK. We waded around for about 5 hours. The water felt so good, we didn’t want to get out.

Surprisingly, I am not burnt to a crip. Although my husband and his friend are. I actually, am sporting a very nice tan. Which is something I haven’t had since I moved out of Texas. I have to say, I could get used to this whole sailing and swimming ritual. After DJ sheds his sunburn, we’ll have to go out again.

Ahhh, this is the life! The three months of warmth make me feel like I have a charmed life. Even though I live in BFE USA. But then I'm slapped back into reality pretty quickly come October. Brrrr.


I have one more update. This girl at my office was giving away Beta Fish away. So I have a new pet. He meets my critera. Fuzzy that will never die, or a fish. Well...he's a fish so it worked out well. He's been swimming around his bowl ever since I put him in there. Looks like he's a pretty habby little guy. I've got to think of a good name. I'm thinking Kashi. What do you think?

Friends

I have this friend, who just had a baby. She's totally had freak complications and she's the healthiest person I know. She runs fricken triathlons and crap like that. She is the last person I ever thought would have such a rough time. I totally feel like the shittiest friend ever. I'm so far away, and all I'd really like to do is go down there and do whatever it is she wants me to do for her so she can get better. I think I'm going to have to start calling her weekly to make sure she's still alive for a while. I thought the worst was over, but I just got an email that says differently. Hopefully all will be well now, but just in case, I'll be calling her regularly for a while. Now if that doesn't show my love, I don't know what will. You know, since I HATE talking on the phone and all. :o)

Happy Fourth of July!

Did everyone have a good Independence Day? I did. It was for the most part relaxing, even though today I'm exhausted today.

The best part of yesterday is when I was heading home from the lake, I rolled into the city around 10:00 just as the fireworks shows were beginning. There were about 8 different shows that I got to watch while I was driving! It was the best thing ever! Watching the horizon is always something I love to see when I make the drive back home, but this time it was just awesome seeing so much going on in the skies. It really solidified how lucky I am to be in this country, and even though there are many many flaws with it, I'm still very glad to be here rather than anywhere else in the world. I should have stopped and setup my tripod on the road, but I was so tired and just wanted to get home.

When I turned off the freeway onto my road, there was a HUGE show going on in the neighborhood to the east of my house. I thought there was just river there! So I'm going to have to take my bike and explore over there today. That show went on for about 1/2 an hour. I sat in my living room with the lights off and watched from my house. Then, while I was getting ready to go to bed, I heard more going off and there was another show going off outside my bedroom window! I was so excited! I watched for another 1/2 hour before I thought I couldn't stand anymore and went to bed. I was so tired that even with all the booms going off, I still fell asleep fast. And slept through the night! Anyone who knows me, knows that I have a hard time getting to sleep and staying asleep.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Cookies Gone Arie

Last night I set out to make the cutest sugar cookies in the world.
I found some alphabet shapes, so I decided I was going to make everyone their very own named cookie.
I have switched my flour over to whole wheat, so the cookies turned out a little darker than you'd probably want a sugar cookie to turn out.  And apparently, I didn't use enough sugar (although I followed the recipe perfectly).  So the actual cookies don't taste very well, but they look great!  Everyone has their very own name sprinkled with red, white and blue jimmies.  When I hand them out, I'll have to make sure they know they are likely to taste like cardboard. Hey!  You can win them all.
 
I think to counter that fact that my cookies don't taste very good, I'm going to make that banana pudding thing with vanilla wafers lining the outside of the bowl.  I haven't had that in a while, and that sounds like a good lake/fourth of July treat.    Of course, I'm also going to have to buy some booze of some sort.  I'm thinking margarita and daiquiri mixes.
 
What are all you people doing for the Fourth of July?

Monday, July 02, 2007

Funny Story, Weekend Update & Other News

Some dude called into the radio station and told this story:

Dude:
  I came home a couple days ago and found my wife cheating on me in my own bed.  I jumped on the guy intending to beat the crap out of him but instead, he kicked my ass.  Knocked me out cold.  I am having a hard time dealing with it, what should I do?
 
Radio guys:  ha ha ha ha ha ha!  Sorry to laugh dude!  ha ha ha!  I have to say your the first person who's caught his wife cheating and had his ass kicked by a naked guy all in the same day. ha ha ha!
 
I laughed so hard too, my eyes started to water.  Just the image of some naked dude, likely with a dirty boner, crawling off his bitch and clocking some dude cold is funny.  I picture it like a scene in a porno. (If I were to ever see a porno that is....  Even though I think that's too much plot for a porno....)
 
In other news, I had a great weekend!  I spent the entire weekend at the lake.  It was so nice out.  Not too hot, and no bugs.  (Very rare regarding the bugs.) I've got a great start to a great tan, and I realized something while floating on my floaty.  My thighs are smaller, and my calves are looking better too.  Of course, they are still jiggly (my thighs not my calves), but I really think they are smaller.  I can't wait to measure myself in 13 days to find out.  Maybe they just look smaller now that they aren't glow in the dark white.  I have switched to wearing a one piece, so my stomach is still GID white.  But I have come to the sad realization that I can't pull off a bikini anymore.  sniff sniff.  Even though, after seeing some of the whales on the beach this weekend, I have restored confidence that I'd still look pretty good.  There was even a pregnant woman on the beach.  Super pregnant.  She was in a bikini.  Had great tits.  But I couldn't help but wonder...."Isn't that bad on your skin?  And wouldn't that cause you to have worse stretch marks because you're tanning them?"  I'm not sure.  I'm going to see if I can find out that answer.  Good for her for having the guts to wear a bikini.  Even though it freaked me out, I'm proud of her. You go scantily clad prego woman on the beach!
 
In other news even yet, here is an article from the local newspaper about the IT Director of one of the departments where I work.  I guess he and his wife are in pretty bad shape and it's all alcohol related.  I wonder if there will be some consequences at the office?  After all, he is a "Director".  Shouldn't they be held to higher standards than just regular pee-ons?  And I can't help but suspect, a regular pee-on would likely be canned immediately, no ifs, ands or butts. What do you think?
 
Article:
Two xxxxxxx residents were seriously injured in a car accident Friday night, when their car struck a tree on xxxx Street Southeast in xxxxxxx.

xxxx xxxxxx(driver), 45, was driving the 1975 Jeep, when it went into the ditch and hit a tree about 10:39 p.m. Friday, about one-fourth of a mile away from xxxxx Avenue.

xxx xxxxxx(wife), was the only passenger in the car.

She was taken by Life Flight to xxxxxxxxx Hospital.

xxxx xxxxxx was taken by ambulance to xxxxxxx Hospital in xxxxx, also with unknown injuries. His condition also could not be released Saturday, per the family’s request.

The car was totaled, and alcohol was a factor in the incident, according to the xxxxxxxx County Sheriff’s Office.

The xxxxxxxx County Sheriff’s Office, xxxxxxx First Responders, xxxxxxx Ambulance, xxxxxxxxx Life Flight and the xxxxxxxxxxxx State Highway Patrol responded to the incident.