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Tale of Two Brains.

We’re gonna start discussing men's brains and women's brains.
And how they're very different from each other.
I wanna start with men's brains
Men's brains are very unique.
Men's brains are made up of little boxes. And we have a box for everything.
We got a box for the car, we got a box for the money,
we got a box for the job, we got a box for you,
we got a box for the kids, we got a box
for your mother (somewhere in the basement).
We got boxes everywhere. And the rule is the boxes DON'T touch.
When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box,
we pull that box out, we open the box,
we discuss what is only in THAT BOX.
And then we close the box, and put it away being very VERY
careful NOT to touch any other boxes

now women's brains are very very different from men's brains.
Women’s brains are made up of a big ball of wire.
And everything is connected to EVERYTHING.
(The money's connected to your car, the car's connected
to your job, then the kid's gonna get to your mother,
and everything’s connected to EVERYTHING).
It’s like BZZZTT.......
It’s like the internet super highway.
And its all driven by energy we call EMOTIONS.
It just BzzzTT...
Its one of the reasons why women tend to remember everything.
Because if you take an event and you connect it
to an emotion, it burns in your memory and
you can remember forever.

The same thing happens for men, it just don't happen very often,
because quite frankly we don't care. Women tend to care about
EVERYTHING. And she just loves it. BzzzTTT... haha...

And men we have a box in our brain
that most women are not aware of.
This particular box has NOTHING in it. True.
In fact we call it the NOTHING box.
And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,
the nothing box is our favorite box.
If a man has a chance, he'll go to his nothing box everytime.
That’s why a man can do something seemingly completely
brain-dead for hours on it. You know like fishing.
Now they've actuallymeasured this,
the university of Pennsylvania couple of years ago did a study.
And discovered that man have the ability, to think about
absolutely nothing and still breathe. They connected all the wire and
stuff like that, watch the brain activity and all sudden.
Beeeeeeeppppppp.............................................
scientist: OUR BRAIN IS DEAD.
Patient: huh?

Women CAN'T do it! Their minds never stop. BzzzTTT.................
And they DON'T understand the NOTHING box!
And it drives them crazy!
Because nothing drives a woman more crazy
and makes her feel more irritated than to
which is a man doing NOTHING!