Students 1 and 2 (both girls) excitedly: Mrs. Young!!! Your tummy is really starting to stick out!
Student 2(a boy. We'll call him Joe): Yeah... maybe you should go to the gym!
Teacher: Joe! That is not a very nice thing to say to Mrs. Young! Why would she have to go to the gym??
Joe: I don't know... maybe she's eating too much.
(Then sensing he was in trouble he pointed to the girls and said: They said it first!)


Apparently he had forgotten why it is that my stomach is getting bigger, although I have been eating more lately... gotta love the innocence.