Sunday, June 16, 2013

This is a cow patty. This is a cow patty all over you. Any Questions?

So David lead us on one of those no-notice-mini-vacations.

He was kind enough to give me two hours to pack this time. :)

We grabbed the camping gear Friday night and went up the canyon.  Found a nice campsite near a brook and spent the evening in the crisp outdoors.

The first thing we did at the campsite before taking a hike was show the children what a cow patty was, and informed them emphatically that they were not to step near these under any circumstances.

Tim completes Cub Scout Requirement to lead a hike. 

Susanna gives up on hike after 3 steps.

The pasture summit

Girls identified plants on the way (Silky Lupine)

(Could not determine)

(Finally determined it was Ami)


After the hike came the fail.

Though it might not have been his fault.  Tim thought it was a boulder.  It was four feet wide (1.5) and 10 feet tall (2) and the outside had solidified.

But the inside was still foul mushy.

David saw the danger of Tim jumping towards it too late...

Time slowed...

"N...N...N...N...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O...O"

crap. crapitdy crap crap, a crap, crap.

David picked Him up out of the warm filth. 

Tim went shoeless for the rest of the trip, except to borrow sandals to go to the loo.

ugh.

Only salvaged the trip with strawberry S'mores (or as Susanna says: sta-ar-bur-dy!)

Father's Day Moments

David received the following gifts for Father's day:

- Maggie sang a solo in Sacrament meeting about fathers.
- Blueberry pancakes
- Nachos
- The Star Trek Into Darkness Soundtrack
- (Amazingly) Susanna logged into itunes on Saturday and bought him the "Man of Steel" soundtrack.  Need to watch her...
- The Pirate Code (funny book).

David received the following "gifts" for Father's day:
- A "Lego-heart-firework-dropper"... which he took back:




- Maggie and Tim made hearts out of Legos...
and took them back.

- When Susanna and Ami saw that Lego gifts counted, they made lego guns...
and took them back.
 - Maggie made a coupon book with the following:
* 1 free massage (from Maggie or Mom)
* 1 movie at the theater with me
* 4 bear hugs from me (not all at once)
* 1 tickle war with me
* Another tickle war with me
* 1 ball fight with my balls (verbatim, not going there)
* 1 free meal from the Lego fake food restaurant
* Maggie (or Mom) actually makes dinner and a smoothie
* A still life drawing by me
* A quiet nap

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Worth it! Once.

David was responsible for a colleague's birthday cake.  So we used this as an excuse to try a crazy multi-day recipe.  Even better?  David does not like chocolate very much (allergic to too much), and we are avoiding "bad" calories, so we could try it without "buying the farm."

Here was the psychotic recipe:



32-Layer French Style 
Chocolate-Hazelnut-Caramel-Root Beer-Crepe Cake

Yield: 1 Cake, 2 weeks' caloric intake

Chocolate Crepes
• 3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces,
• 8 ounces semisweet chocolate, finely chopped
• 1 ½ Cups flour
• 1/3 Cup sugar
• 2 ½ Cup whole milk, room temperature
• 6 large eggs, room temperature
• 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract

1. Bring 1/4 cup water to a rolling boil in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Add butter, 1 piece at a time, whisking to combine after each addition. Remove from heat; stir in chocolate until completely melted. Set aside. 

2. Whisk together flour, sugar, and salt in a medium bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, and vanilla in another medium bowl. Gradually add milk mixture to flour mixture, whisking until smooth. Add chocolate-butter mixture, whisking until smooth. Pour through a fine sieve into an airtight container; discard lumps. Refrigerate overnight (2-24 hours).

3. Lightly coat an 8-inch crepe pan or nonstick skillet with melted butter. Heat over medium heat until just starting to smoke. Remove pan from heat; pour about 2 tablespoons batter into pan, swirling to cover bottom. Reduce heat to medium-low; return pan to heat. Cook, flipping once, until edges are golden and center is dry, about 30 seconds per side.

4. Slide crepe onto a plate. Repeat process with remaining batter, coating pan with butter as needed. Crepes can be covered and refrigerated up to 1 day (2-12 hours).

5. Make Filling Layers (Simultaneously – so they are all ready at the same time – recommended 3 people)

Hazelnut Filling
• 2/3 cup heavy cream
• 6 large egg whites
• 1 2/3 cups sugar
• 1 3/4 cups (3 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, cut into pieces, softened
• 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
• 1/3 cup Nutella or Hazelnut cream
• Pinch of salt

A. Put cream into the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the whisk attachment; beat on medium-high speed until soft peaks form, about 4 minutes. Transfer to a medium bowl. Refrigerate 1 hour.

B. Whisk egg whites and sugar in the clean bowl of mixer set over a pan of simmering water until sugar has dissolved and mixture registers 160 degrees.

C. Attach bowl to mixer fitted with the clean whisk attachment; beat on high speed until slightly cooled and stiff (but not dry) peaks form, about 5 minutes.

D. Fit mixer with paddle attachment. With mixer on medium low speed, add butter, several pieces at a time, mixing well after each addition (meringue will deflate slightly as butter is added). Add vanilla, hazelnut cream, and salt; mix until mixture comes together, 3 to 5 minutes. Fold in whipped cream with a rubber spatula. Use immediately!

Root Beer (or alternative like Raspberry or Cherry) Filling
• 1/6 cup heavy cream
• 1 large egg white
• 1/3 cup butter, softened
• Just less than 1/3 C sugar
• 1 teaspoon root beer extract (can use raspberry extract, cherry extract, or another desired flavor)
• 1 Tablespoon sweetened condensed milk

A. Put cream into the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the whisk attachment; beat on medium-high speed until soft peaks form, about 4 minutes. Transfer to a medium bowl. Refrigerate 1 hour.

B. Whisk egg whites and sugar in the clean bowl of mixer set over a pan of simmering water until sugar has dissolved and mixture registers 160 degrees.

C. Attach bowl to mixer fitted with the clean whisk attachment; beat on high speed until slightly cooled and stiff (but not dry) peaks form, about 5 minutes.

D. Fit mixer with paddle attachment. With mixer on medium low speed, add butter, several pieces at a time, mixing well after each addition (meringue will deflate slightly as butter is added). Add root beer extract, sweetened condensed milk, and salt; mix until mixture comes together, 3 to 5 minutes. Fold in whipped cream with a rubber spatula. Use immediately!

Caramel Filling
• 24 Caramels
• 3 Tbsp Sweetened Condensed Milk

A. Place ingredients in small saucepan, heat slowly, stirring regularly until melted and mixed. Use immediately.

6. Place a crepe on a wire rack set over a rimmed baking sheet (Or just on a plate like I did). Spread with about 3 tablespoons hazelnut filling. Top with another crepe. Continue layering with hazelnut filling and crepes, substitituting Root Beer Filling every 6 crepes (5 total), and caramel filling about every 10 (3 total) using 32 crepes and ending with a crepe on top. Refrigerate until firm (About an hour).

7. Make chocolate glaze

Chocolate Glaze
• 2/3 Cups heavy cream
•1/2 Tbsp Corn Starch
• Pinch of Salt
•5 ounces finely chopped high-end European dark chocolate (Harmon's grocery!)

A. Bring the first three ingredients to a boil in a medium sauce pan on medium heat.

B. Remove from heat.  Add chocolate.  Swirl pan to cover chocolate with cream.  Let stand 5 minutes.

C. Stir until smooth.  Let cool completely.  (1/2 hour in fridge!)

8. Spoon 1/2 glaze on top of the cake, spreading to edges. Spread remaining glaze around sides of cake, coating completely. (May need to heat glaze slightly) Refrigerate until glaze is firm and set, about 30 minutes.

9. Spread second layer of glaze.  (Add optional candied hazelnut crumb topping now). Refrigerate until glaze is firm and set, about 30 minutes.

Optional Candied Hazelnut Crumb Topping
• ½ Cube Butter
• 2 TBSP Crushed Hazelnuts
• 1 TBSP Brown Sugar

A. Melt butter in pan on stovetop on medium-low temperature, add Crushed Hazelnuts and Brown Sugar.  Do not burn! Stir constantly until moisture from butter is gone.  Remove from pan immediately and cool on glass plate 5 minutes.  Crumble and sprinkle on cake.

10. Serve, enter sugar coma, gain 5 pounds.


Monday, June 10, 2013

Trained Dogs

Another great moment from family night:

We were going through peer pressure situations and ethical situations to work on teaching principles behind kindness and courtesy.  One situation came from the Cub Scout manual:

Scout book: "Imagine your friends see a blind individual with a guide dog crossing the street, they want you to help them call to the dog and get it to leave its owner, what should you do?"

Ami: "Ignore them."

Tim: "This is not a problem, the dogs are trained good enough to not do that, but you should tell them to stop."

Mom: "But what if they keep doing it?"

Tim: "You could go make sure the blind person gets to their car safe. Then they could drive and it wouldn't be a problem."

Dad: "That is very nice...ok. Next..."

Mom: "Wait, Dad.  We need to discuss this further. Tim, I don't think you are thinking this through."

Tim: "What?"

Dad: "Do blind people drive?"

Tim: "Maybe."

Dad: "I've seen some in Utah that act like they are blind and driving, but no."

Kids in unison: "OOOOHhhhhhhhh!!!"

Ami: "It's not the blind person that drives-"

Tim: "It's the dog!"

Ami: "Now that totally makes sense."

[Mom rolling on the floor clutching stomach.]

Susanne: "My doggie drive?"

Dad: "No-oh my head- dogs do not drive."

Tim: "Guide dogs could tell the driver where to go!"

Dad: "No.  They can't."

[Now Maggie is on the floor.]

Tim: "Why not?"

Dad: "Because, um, just trust me, they can't."

Yea. That just happened.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Baptism!

Tim chose to follow the Savior Jesus Christ by being baptized.

It was a sweet, beautiful experience.

Afterward we went to Cafe Rio, one of his three favorite restaurants; (Tucanos and Golden Corral are the others).



Thanks to all who made efforts to come!


The event was only slightly marred by the news that some continue to fabricate stories about us and our choices, then ironically wonder why we choose to avoid such emotional environments.  It is sad that some continue to create stories in their minds or with others with limited or misinformation.  

President Uchtdorf's comment helped us understand: "When we feel hurt, angry, or envious, it is quite easy to judge other people, often assigning dark motives to their actions in order to justify our own feelings of resentment... We must repent, and we must be willing to forgive others. Jesus taught: “Forgive one another; for he that forgiveth not … [stands] condemned before the Lord; for there remaineth in him the greater sin” and “Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.”  Of course, these words seem perfectly reasonable—when applied to someone else. We can so clearly and easily see the harmful results that come when others judge and hold grudges. And we certainly don’t like it when people judge us. But when it comes to our own prejudices and grievances, we too often justify our anger as righteous and our judgment as reliable and only appropriate. Though we cannot look into another’s heart, we assume that we know a bad motive or even a bad person when we see one. We make exceptions when it comes to our own bitterness because we feel that, in our case, we have all the information we need to hold someone else in contempt" ("The Merciful Obtain Mercy," Lds.org).

It is easy to not assign dark motives, one just stops concerning themselves with circumstances outside their realm of responsibility, and in situations within their realm of authority they obtain "pure knowledge" (D&C 121) so they can understand and act appropriately.  The other primary talk that guides our behavior related to potentially emotionally abusive situations is "Judge Not and Judging" by Dallin H. Oaks http://speeches.byu.edu/?act=viewitem&id=576).

If these ideas provide comfort and understanding, great; if not, then they probably are not for you. :)