Monday, February 16, 2009
Saturday, January 31, 2009
STORYS OF OLD
So ever since I’ve found out what an author is I’ve wanted to be one. But I don’t got much ideas that’s why I haven’t written in like forever! Well last night I couldn’t sleep, if I didn’t get an idea soon my dream would never come true! That dream is to be published. So I thought hard and found one! When I was little, ha I’m 9! Any way not that that was funny, I would write little animal story’s. Well before I tell you about all my ingenious facts, I want to tell you about my self. I’m smart, a ingenious in the arts , math and every thing else, my favorite book ever is Harry Potter, I started it in November of 2008 and now its January, I’m on number 3 now! Any way how this will work is I will type up a holl paper of research then I will write three of my many favorite jokes and a family life thing that’s happening. Okay lets get started!
1-31-09
Australia
Australia is 2,967,909 square miles all around.
The capital is called Canberra. If you haven’t bin there, your probably wondering what the people are called. There name, type is called osi’s.
It’s a weird name. Don’t worry if you go there on a mission, they speak inglish. Australia from here is all the way on the other side of the world! There are many city’s and places in Australia some are,Darwin, KakaduNP, Rockhapten, Uluru( Ayers Rock), Noosa Heads, Hobart, Albany, Cairns, Broome, Townsville, Exmouth, Sydney.
Sydny is the most loved place, so your lucky if you go there!
Joke:
1. What do ships do when there sick?
They hang out with the dock! Get it the doctor or the dock!
2. Prayer of the selfish child, NowI lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys to break. So none of the other kids can use’em. . . . Amen.
3. Knock knock! Who’s there? Me! Me who? That’s right! What’s right? Meehoo! That’s what I want to know! What’s what you want to know? Me who? Yes exactly! Exactly what? Yes, I have an exactly watt on a chain! Exactly what on a chain? Yes! Yes what? No, Exactlywatt? That’s what I want to know! I told you- Exactlywatt! Exactly what? Yes what? Yes, it’s with me! What’s with you? Exactlywatt-that’s with me. Me who? Yes! Go away! Knock knock . . .
1. by: A laffy taffy rapper.
2. by: Shel Silverstein.
3. Also by: Shel Silverstein
Family Fact:
Today was an weird day.
Yester day, my parent’s had left on a 1 night anniversary. So some of the married ones in our family came. We couldn’t think of anything at all to do! We were starting to get really bored so we put our head’s together. Finally after many kicked out ideas, April my brother’s wife spoke up. “ I think we should like, hum, paint each others faces to um, characters we know and stuff!” “It would be fun!” Aaron, my brother spoke up, “Do we have any paint we could use?” “We could use the paint I used to paint faces at girls camp!” said Hannah. Aaron standed to speak again, “ Ya but do we have any big or little brushes?” I spoke up, “I think I know were some are!” I went to look I couldn’t find anything. “ What about those qtips?” said Hannah. So we spen’t the night doing little faces! So Annie and Dan don’t worry! We got lots of pictures! And there plenty of fun to look at! So next time your parents are gone, and your board you’ll have an idea of fun!
2-1-09
Annie
Today is a special day. It’s the day my biggest best sister came alive! I would like to change the order of the way we do thing’s and just write about Annie. Annie and I would always go in the bath room and always read Shel Silversteins famous books. So for a wile I would like to coppy some of Annie and my favorite story’s he has written. And if Annie your listening I would like to give this to you so you can always read and remember.
So I will tell you the book and some of the pages and you can read along.
Where The Side Walk Ends
Mr. Silverstein always has a little saying at the beginning so I’m going to read the saying for this book.
If you’re a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer,
A wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er,
A magic bean buyer . . .Come in. . . for were the side walk ends Shel Silversteins world begins.
Page 14, 15.
I MUST REMEMBER
I must remember . . .
Turkey on Thanksgiving,
Pudding on Cristmas,
Eggs on Easter,
Chicken on Sunday,
Fish on Friday,
Leftovers, Monday.
But ah, me- I’m such a dunce.
I went and ate them all at once.
THE FOURTH
Oh
CRASH
my
Bash!
The
ZANG!
Fourth
WHOOSH!
Of
July
WHEW!
Each story I want to say something about Annie. Annie is so bright and beautiful when someones in need Annie comes with a helping hand and reaches out. But when its her, that’s why she married Dan. I would also like to say a poem written by me: Roses are red vilets are blue, its your favrite color and mine too! You sit with me when I’m sick, and hug me and love me. So any time you want read this poem, I’ll think of you and you think of me, were to good of buddies for any other family, I love you and you love me!
Page 58-59
SICK
“ I cannot go to school today,” Said little Peggy Ann McKay. “I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and a purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my thoroat is dry, I’m going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox And there’s one more –that’s seventeen, And don’t you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- It might be instamatic flu. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I’m sure that my left leg is broke-My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button’s caving in, My back is wrenched,my ankle’s sprained, My pendix pains each time it rains.My nose is cold, my toes are numb, I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight, My tempeture is
one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is- what? What’s that? What’s that you say? You say today is . . . Saturday? G’bye, I’m going out to play!”
Annie you would always try and save people help them in any way you can! So Annie my dear beloved sister,who so kindly happens to love me, I love you so much I would give all I got for you I holpe these words make sense, if not remind me and I’ll make even prettier ones. So for my last poem of the day my beloved sister which I feel very close to, I want to do,
MY BEARD
My beard grows to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair around my bare, And down the road I goes.
So entell tomorrow I wish you good luck! And give you a kiss and a hug, you’re the best and I love you so!
1-31-09
Australia
Australia is 2,967,909 square miles all around.
The capital is called Canberra. If you haven’t bin there, your probably wondering what the people are called. There name, type is called osi’s.
It’s a weird name. Don’t worry if you go there on a mission, they speak inglish. Australia from here is all the way on the other side of the world! There are many city’s and places in Australia some are,Darwin, KakaduNP, Rockhapten, Uluru( Ayers Rock), Noosa Heads, Hobart, Albany, Cairns, Broome, Townsville, Exmouth, Sydney.
Sydny is the most loved place, so your lucky if you go there!
Joke:
1. What do ships do when there sick?
They hang out with the dock! Get it the doctor or the dock!
2. Prayer of the selfish child, NowI lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys to break. So none of the other kids can use’em. . . . Amen.
3. Knock knock! Who’s there? Me! Me who? That’s right! What’s right? Meehoo! That’s what I want to know! What’s what you want to know? Me who? Yes exactly! Exactly what? Yes, I have an exactly watt on a chain! Exactly what on a chain? Yes! Yes what? No, Exactlywatt? That’s what I want to know! I told you- Exactlywatt! Exactly what? Yes what? Yes, it’s with me! What’s with you? Exactlywatt-that’s with me. Me who? Yes! Go away! Knock knock . . .
1. by: A laffy taffy rapper.
2. by: Shel Silverstein.
3. Also by: Shel Silverstein
Family Fact:
Today was an weird day.
Yester day, my parent’s had left on a 1 night anniversary. So some of the married ones in our family came. We couldn’t think of anything at all to do! We were starting to get really bored so we put our head’s together. Finally after many kicked out ideas, April my brother’s wife spoke up. “ I think we should like, hum, paint each others faces to um, characters we know and stuff!” “It would be fun!” Aaron, my brother spoke up, “Do we have any paint we could use?” “We could use the paint I used to paint faces at girls camp!” said Hannah. Aaron standed to speak again, “ Ya but do we have any big or little brushes?” I spoke up, “I think I know were some are!” I went to look I couldn’t find anything. “ What about those qtips?” said Hannah. So we spen’t the night doing little faces! So Annie and Dan don’t worry! We got lots of pictures! And there plenty of fun to look at! So next time your parents are gone, and your board you’ll have an idea of fun!
2-1-09
Annie
Today is a special day. It’s the day my biggest best sister came alive! I would like to change the order of the way we do thing’s and just write about Annie. Annie and I would always go in the bath room and always read Shel Silversteins famous books. So for a wile I would like to coppy some of Annie and my favorite story’s he has written. And if Annie your listening I would like to give this to you so you can always read and remember.
So I will tell you the book and some of the pages and you can read along.
Where The Side Walk Ends
Mr. Silverstein always has a little saying at the beginning so I’m going to read the saying for this book.
If you’re a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer,
A wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er,
A magic bean buyer . . .Come in. . . for were the side walk ends Shel Silversteins world begins.
Page 14, 15.
I MUST REMEMBER
I must remember . . .
Turkey on Thanksgiving,
Pudding on Cristmas,
Eggs on Easter,
Chicken on Sunday,
Fish on Friday,
Leftovers, Monday.
But ah, me- I’m such a dunce.
I went and ate them all at once.
THE FOURTH
Oh
CRASH
my
Bash!
The
ZANG!
Fourth
WHOOSH!
Of
July
WHEW!
Each story I want to say something about Annie. Annie is so bright and beautiful when someones in need Annie comes with a helping hand and reaches out. But when its her, that’s why she married Dan. I would also like to say a poem written by me: Roses are red vilets are blue, its your favrite color and mine too! You sit with me when I’m sick, and hug me and love me. So any time you want read this poem, I’ll think of you and you think of me, were to good of buddies for any other family, I love you and you love me!
Page 58-59
SICK
“ I cannot go to school today,” Said little Peggy Ann McKay. “I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and a purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my thoroat is dry, I’m going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox And there’s one more –that’s seventeen, And don’t you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue- It might be instamatic flu. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I’m sure that my left leg is broke-My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button’s caving in, My back is wrenched,my ankle’s sprained, My pendix pains each time it rains.My nose is cold, my toes are numb, I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my voice is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight, My tempeture is
one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is- what? What’s that? What’s that you say? You say today is . . . Saturday? G’bye, I’m going out to play!”
Annie you would always try and save people help them in any way you can! So Annie my dear beloved sister,who so kindly happens to love me, I love you so much I would give all I got for you I holpe these words make sense, if not remind me and I’ll make even prettier ones. So for my last poem of the day my beloved sister which I feel very close to, I want to do,
MY BEARD
My beard grows to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair around my bare, And down the road I goes.
So entell tomorrow I wish you good luck! And give you a kiss and a hug, you’re the best and I love you so!
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Poems
I like to write poems. Here are some of them.
Magical
Cute
Kittens
Excitement
Neat
Zoo
Imitation
Reader
Obedient
Bright
Experiements
Radiant
Tragic
Speedy
Magical
Cute
Kittens
Excitement
Neat
Zoo
Imitation
Reader
Obedient
Bright
Experiements
Radiant
Tragic
Speedy
Monday, April 21, 2008
Introducing McKenzi Roberts
"McKenzi, where did you come from?!"
Her eyes widened, she stretched her arms out dramatically, and in a mystical voice replied, "From an island, far far away. Beyond the dinosaurs, beyond the rainbows, behind the North Pole. From an island called 25 North, 1000 East, December Avenue."
She was born to be a writer.
Her eyes widened, she stretched her arms out dramatically, and in a mystical voice replied, "From an island, far far away. Beyond the dinosaurs, beyond the rainbows, behind the North Pole. From an island called 25 North, 1000 East, December Avenue."
She was born to be a writer.
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