Tuesday, September 30, 2008

From His Point Of View

I don't remember how I got to know him.He is known as a 'top student' in SMKTI and a role model to many.He is also a good friend of mine and annoyingly,he supports man utd.I managed to speak to him before he went to U.K. and I found out a few things that I never knew about.

HIS NEXT 10 YEARS


Most people think that having the government scholarship is something 'perfect'.Couldn't have done any better.It is good that your parents will be less burdened but the price he has to pay is beyond my expectations.

My dear friend is now going to be 20 by end of October.His next 10 years of life is all 'fixed',which means which Uni he studies is actually chosen by the government out of his few options and after his 4 year course at the U.K. he has got no choice but to work for the government for another 6 years approx.

He wants freedom of choice.He has the passion for architecture but he also has passion for something else,photography is one of them apparently.20 is an age when he wants to do what he wants but now that the agreement is signed,he has to do his part.

Not saying scholarships are bad,but the price he has to pay is 'quite a lot' to him and you probably don't know about it until now.

HIS FRIENDS


No doubt he is a friendly person and his many friends.But what is missing here is that he never had a best friend.Maybe he moved around too much,maybe his hobbies are different. I don't know.I do hope he will finally find his best buddy soon.Sometimes one good friend is better than many normal friends.

STUDIES


How does he study?Many people have asked this question and will continue to ask despite his absence in M'sia.He told me he is also a 'last minute kaki' but I think not as LAST MINUTE me.Like 3 days before exam... He pays attention in classes,makes sure he understand what is taught and revise at the finally weeks before exam and it works !

But bare in mind that what worked for him may not work for you. People have often asked him for advise on how to study and he doesn't have much to say simply because there is nothing much to say !

HIS FOOTBALL TEAM


Man U currently has 8 points ONLY after 5 games and is becoming a one-man team.(Glory glory man united ! 2-1,2-1 to Liiii ver pool )Self-proclaimed man-who-changed-football Cristiano Ronaldo is probably on top form but banging over 40 goals this season is not going to happen.How many times can you get lucky?After all he takes most of the free kicks and penalties.

You know what annoys me most about ManU fans? the treble thing when their team won all 3 English competitions.Liverpool did win 3 in a season just without the EPL but with the UEFA cup and they are still the record winner of the English league and UEFA Champions League in England.And LFC fans are not that smug.All I'm asking is to stop acting like your team is that hell great.

Can you count to five?

My hope for him


I hope he can study well at U.K. and I also hope it will be a good experience for him.I wish the best of luck to you, and the worst to Man U okay?
Oh ya,you don't have to bring a white chick back here,I'll be happy for you if you can bring that one hairy chick back as your CHAT LOU.hehe

*take care*

Thursday, September 25, 2008

the bigger the better?

1st of all I would like to apologies for not updating my blog for such a long time. I had a terrible time preparing and facing the agony of exam as a result of last minute work.Any way,I'm back and I have quite a few new posts for you readers out there so stay tuned.



This is from a newspaper article that I snapped quite some time ago. It is about a welder who got hospitalised after he used a nut to elongate his penis ahead of his engagement.

This is not the 1st time such thing happen when a guy puts something on his penis,got an erection,and the thing got stuck.In some other cases firemen are called into action to remove that stuck object after doctors couldn't get it out.

It is true that every guy wants a handbrake-like penis like mine *ahem*,and I think all guys will insists that they got pretty huge ones with two dragon balls but,sadly,not everybody has it.

According to doctors' research,longer penis does not mean better 'experience'.
Maybe viagra pills can do a better job than steel nuts.

After all,there are some pills that works.

Some guys insist that if bigger/longer is possible,the better it is,while some of my friends even said those who came up with such conclusion (like bigger doesnt mean better sex)are losers with small 'hot dogs'. erm... I don't know. I rather take the pill. haha