Hmm. If Aman ask me the same question again I got answer liao~! "Paiseh~ I not gay"
Ok now that's an inferential answer- if u studied litreture U mite guess it correctly, so for the benefit of all other noobs I explain step by step.
1)I not gay = I dun like guy
2) = Auntie like guy
3) = although she is a girl on the outside but she feel like a guy
4) = she is brohter
5) = I dun find her cute
6) = she not my type
7) = waste each other's time
8) = u ask also no point

Actually to put it simply - auntie got no feminity. 1stly she doesn't do stupid things~ like a-man or shuyu or joyce, or like any other girl lei. So I dun wan jio lei cuz like goin out with another guy. Correct?
But not say totally no chance lar~ she can change abit ^^ for starters, wear a skirt lar~ Cuz I swear if not for her hair she's comfirm mistaken for a butch. And no1 wanna see her underwear so no nid scared zao gen~!
Next thing is shld have a variety of clothing ma~ see vkivian show here show there~ Aman also wear the extra tight shorts, nadia got mini skirt like joyce - Unless she has those DD boobs like Mas or there's absolutely no reason to always wear a Tee.
So Auntie~! nid more fabrics~

OK ppl~ time 2 know damn_easy better.
Favourite munchie = Lay's BBQ potato chips(bag package)
Likes 2 drink - wheat grass ( the fei yu qing spokesman that brand)
Interested to bully Auntie
Likes to watch movie.
Favourite sport (PG category) = TENNIS!

Hmm. Stella got the best sense of dressing among us all. I can tell. I think she'ill work great as an image consultant. Although she isn't very pretty, she makes up on the visual side with excellent clothing combinations. I find her very cute... my dear daughter ^^
Must ask her along for shopping. Bring auntie along also. Cuz if not for her hair, everybody will think she's a butch. Muhaha. Still not wearing skirts. *bleahhhh* Now dun wear, wait till 75 yrs old den wear ah? Aiyo. BUffet got free desert dun eat = waste $$. same logic.
Speaking of which Sakae sushi is a total rip off. $15.30 for buffet. onli toufu, takanage, tori I eat. The rest = crap. 100% not worth it. I swear I'm done with sushi. Auntie likes jap food. I prefer dim sum.

SHuyu tio stomachache LAo SAI~! WAHAHAHA SO NUB~! LOL~! I go suan her. hehe.

A-man ask me if I like wan ting in e class today~ in such a manner everyone can hear. What kind of response can I give? I suppose I can sae - "why? Jealous issit? You had your chance."
Ok dun care the question~ because for starters, I dun like guys. so cannot expect me to like someone whu act like gjuy also =/
Autie very errr lei~ In class comparing boobs. Is that lady-like? How can a girl touch another girl like that in public?!? Over the line lei! And in case your wondering, no, I'm not and cannot possibly be turned on by ant hills.
Let's not say that she tryin to attract guys or what. But the basic mannerisms of a girl must be observed, what is apporpriate or not, on ought to have a yard stick ma.
Although I myself am somewhat weird, but u dun see me going around asking "Hey ZhiYong!~ let's compare see who's is bigger!"
Next time go eat sure lecture her~ Wahahaha~!

Today I got to play tennis with Gabriel~! yeah baby~ Shoik ya. Shots still abit high but no longer so noob le ^^ smashed him 1 time~ I think he dulan lol. Playing with the wall really did help. yeah baby.
ge ge yong still dulan he have to die lol.
Have you ever met an ice queen?
So beautiful a single glance can melt your heart?
So cold u can feel ur own breath?
So dao she actually looks so cool?
Skin so white
So smooth like marble?
Eyes so big they trap your very soul inside.

Me lei? Of course never meet before lar~! where do u think this is? It's SINGAPORE~! HELLO!
I go watch my gugu~ lol~

I've inherited my father's creativity. My chemistry teacher further natured my ability to question the norm. That's good. I find it weird why things are run the way they are when they can be otherwise.
I also inherited my father's weakness~ doubt. I'm flicked minded - and that ain't macho. I find that whenever I do things I'm leaving room for escape. Like the synergy thing. I'm not doing anything cause I'm afraid I lose that option. Shit right. Likewise - I told godfrey I've got my dad as backup and I'm gonna try other stuff 1st. I'm still not doing anything.

Still watching the return of condor heros. Psycho weiwen = Success!

I finally bought the return of the condor heros vcd lol~ A bloody $48 O_O ouch~!
And like any other drama serial with thevcd I watched it with my mama thru out the whole day so its alost complete XD lol~
Actually wanna do a singaporean version of condor heros rite, Den I tot - what's 姑姑 in english? OMG¬! IT's AUNTIE¬!
so I scrapped the idea.
Owen also wanna watch~ psycho him into Hk kung fu shows. It's our chinese tradition man~! Its like being indian and eating prata. you're not one otherwise =) Ho yeah.
And then I know why godfrey go jail le ^^ cuz of gege yong~! Homicide. LOL~ I think think, still think gege yong dun die no story lol~
So aniways my bro went to this physician becuz of his back - kinda bent sideways. He says it's still curable until age 30.
Kinda reminded me of zhi zhi~ She's pretty, but because of the back ah, its kinda like eating roti prata half way den got bird shit; like abalone soup and someone use his dirty hand to soup it; Like a nice poster den someone go draw on it. Like eating a very song big mac meal den Gabriel come kope my fries.
(euff example to scare her liao) and BTW, I always eat inside the shop so no bird~ I dun drink soup, I'm the one whu draws the posters and I'm gettin mayonise for my fries from now on =)
Then I was telling ge ge yong (I think I did) about her back ah, den he sae nvm lar, off lights the same¬ Den I say "NO¬! Remember all e striptease u see on the XXX flims? U wun get that¬! When she turn around to unclip..." (ok enuff motivation for him 2 bring her 2 doc liao. lol)

SO I was watcin the notebook the other day. Sad story. There's this old guy who reads the story to this lady at the elderly home, about the love story of this young couple. In the end the old lady remembers - it was the story of their love. A few mins later she forgets him. some illness I guess.
Then I had this idea. How's it gona be like when I get old. Say we have a class gathering 50 yrs from now. 1st thing came to ma mind's eddy. See me wanna call me nub but then he forgot his dentures. Lol. Then I tot of mas. In woodbridge lol. Godfrey tio trouble with law in prison. Gab's a reverend. Jo's a retired musician suffering from pakison's disease. Half the class's dead. (I like that lol.) Then I tot so much i actually dreamt of this part:
wen zhi turns up for the gathering alone. Then I ask - where's ge ge yong? Den she stares into the distance and said sth sth (68 yrs old abit senile liao) Den lenni whispers " ge ge yong tio terrorist bomb, gg liao" Then she continue saying sth to herself ......... I type unti like sibe corny sia. so anywayS wad hapen is ge ge yong SI liao. lol. gd ppl die young ma. I'll live forever.
This is good inspiration for the class comic. WEll done. Yeah baby~

I'm a holy guy~!

I've came to realised that I'm different from other people. I've became adpet at tolerating crap.
So good at it that it kinda conflicts with my ego. I've been showing so much compassion, endurance for my friends to the point which I'm being taken advantage of. Like some guinea pig in a cage being poked around for amusement; or worse - even it gets free food and water and I get shit.

Maybe its after that time when we quarreled over the Gabriel vs Vivan in volleyball shi which I walked away, that's when people started taking me for granted.

"Hey~ its the idiot whu banged into the glass wall! let's go laugh at him~! "
Why?
Cuz he's an idiot?

I remember that time Lum and me had a 1 on1. I was wacking him like shit. Den I heard someone say " zhen yan wining meh? cannot be lar. Sure lose de" I sian diao. Den I lose lor. Not suppose to win ma.

I'm not lenny's weekiat or owen's ks. I'm certainly not zhiyong's wen zhi or gabriel's jasmine or racheal.

How can I tolerate this?

I was watchin this gory movie with lenni called "Hostel". Then I realised - hey~ there's another kind of tourism - comfort tourism! That actually means a group of guys no more htan 4 seek out as many pusy as they can find. Sex tourism~!
The islamic ppl go on pilgramages, the buddist to thailand~ the americans to Amsterdam - the european capitol of sex & drugs~ totally awesome~ Strippers are on the streets man~ then u can walk in on a dominator (women in black latex suits torturer that kind~) pay her extra and poof~ u get an orgy.
Sounds disghusting rite. But for now I'm still amazed how little experience we have.
So aniway the movie's about 3 back packers who went to this hostel to meet these gorgeous honry girls. Den 1 by 1 they start missing- turns out they landed in this butcher shop whereby ppl pay to have fun with them -"you can pay for anything" The 1st guy got decapitated, the 2nd guy was sliced up by som guy who wanted to be a surgeon. The last guy was to be chopped up by the chainsaw~ den he escaped cuz the executor noob lol. He went to save this japanese girl- someone used the blowtorch to burn her right eye - it poped out *ewww*

ZZZ Holiday stuck at home no shit to do. Dammit.
So I nothing to do, reading al the gosu testimonials I get from my fans.
Mas says I'm bring the class together~ I lkike her example - "...he calls himself handsome which always make the whole calss give the same response..." lol.
Den eddy go guai lan Zhi yong lol~

Its been awhile sice I blog¬ 2 days. Shall not disappoint those who came to seek my inteligent advice.
I spoke to shuyu juz now¬ cannot say wad happen if not she dun tok 2 me liao. But the thing is ah, can tell she a very strong person. (which is of course - Got me to give her emotional support¬!)
Nth to do sia.
Simple.
Go irritate auntie.
Lol¬¬¬

AUntie so nice today sia~ treat me eat ^^ Its been awhile since we conversed so much~ alas ppl wanna work and gain exp~ so before I knew it I'm goin back liao. LoL~ I follow auntie to her work place~ its the bloody shoe shop beside GV marina square sia. Then she go next door smack the uncle on display~ and he called her mei nu~
I could feel the double western bacon in my throat.
Then I tok a look~ turns out that she gets along easily with the ppl there, all threat her well and stuff. I was thinking maybe I should ask the uncle if he wanna hire lol~ Den can guai lan all e time but I dun think he can afford me anyways.
Den went with lenni 2 send rubber off. Turns out to be a rather bad mistake sia~ totally left out. So I go guai lan rubber and toast him - but apparently these ppl no fun~ zzz. I like lamer liddat sia.
Then got this girl down there. I'm like"eh? she also dota ah?" no she dun then I "eh? muz be somone gf ah" but no1 act bf so I "eh? look abit like shuyu sia" but her face no pimple~ better smmore. lol~ Wanna guai lan summore but then I remember what we ding tomorrow.
Den got nub there tokin about dota. sibei dulan + buai tahan. Sian diao~ but keep quiet~ later ppl wack me =/ lol

Today's birthday celebration was pathetic. I think it alternates. Was suppose to go with the guys, but then the group seemed like they duno what they're doing. So I stayed back for a while and asked the guys for half an hr to deal with them. Then they just left without tellin me.
Actually it isn't unreasonable. I do feel bad makin the wait. but then I wasn't prepared for being pang sehed like this. Could have at the very least let me know. Called eddy then he tell me they on way to Marina Square. Felt like I extra, as if they'ill continue if I dun go.
Nigel tell me if I treat he go. I was thinking like "if so not willing den dun go la". Then again, still gotta see him for another year. Scully tio project with him, will be awkward la, so give him abit of face ba.
So of course I reached there faster and show them attitude lo. They were sitting perfectly at a 6-seater table. I pulled a chair there and said in a very not song but cool manner - "I wanna change seat~!" den i go outside throw my bag on the chair and went to order. My friends followed suit. Actually outside quite noisy and hot-unpleasant but then I hav to endure~ keep acting buai song ma. Den finally Jo an Nigel moved~ We moved back lol.
Sit there tok tok awhile, enjoying the comfort. I slowly turn bac to normal when they come to spoil my mood again~ wan go liao. I like ~ wan go u 2 go lor~ I still wanna chit chat lei~
of course leave together in the end lo.

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Yesterday after business law, I've had the last straw. I realli sian diao liao. She said goodbye 2 mel and Yiqin and then walk past me like I'm transparent. Den Amanda at least look me in the eye and said BB~
Last time she told me she prefer to wokr because people treat her better- I'm already very pissed. Eddy also has to work to pay for his expenses. I still see him all the time. Lousy excuse.
As a comic artist I ought to be able to see the personality of a person by the appearance. WHen I 1st saw auntie I tot she's someone who a number of people would hate but value friendship deeply. Thus I extended my sincerity out to her based on that. Turns out that I'm only half-right. Can I sue her for misrepresentation?
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Time to go sane.
The other day I had a bit of a argument wth Gab over auntie. Then he said that I dun have true friends, or sth like that. That's like the worse kind of thing u can say. As if friendship is sth u can give and take back just like that. I kept quiet. Brotherhood realli seems like just a word.
I have a true friend. Jia Quan. Friends since we were 6. Still are. Forever will be.
That day saw wenzhi and kor kor yong with Len and Eddy when we're Killing Fuckin Colonel. More than 3 months liao. Time flies sia. Can see that kor kor yong realli like her alot. Lenni's Jelous lol. Relationships are like investments- and it seems that zhi zhi made a very good one this time.