I post our card here because this is the best way to preserve it. Sorry if it's redundant. If it's not and you would like to receive one via the mail, please leave a comment with your address so I can send you one next year. This is my way of staying in touch so I welcome the opportunity to send a card.

GREETINGS!
From our “refined” family to yours, as usual, here is some of our yearly humor.
The lady at the dry cleaners told Boston (5) he was very good looking. His reply,
“I only like older girls.” So smooth he is.
Leighton (8) brought a form home from school telling me he wanted to sign up to play “Chest” (Chess). I’ve tried to set him straight but he insists that’s what it is called.
There are just too many to choose from when it comes to Jackson (8). How about the time he asked his friend’s mom, “Hey, do you still have that smoking habit?” Or the time he asked our friend (a grown man) during church, “Do you know what a blue dart is?” And then went on to give an explanation too racy for this refined card. Or maybe the time he asked me what therapy was and after I told him, he humbly replied, “I think I need therapy.” Don’t we all.
Having Kennedy (12 soon) around is like having a policeman constantly watching, driving with the driver’s ed teacher, and God sitting next to you. It is impossible to get away with anything! She has very high standards for herself and the universe.
Eric told me the other day he had it all figured out. He would work for one year, then we’d go on vacation for a year. Work for one year, vacation the next. While this is a novel idea, I don’t think it will work. The kids would need to be home schooled and that’s where I draw the line.
I was waiting in my car to pick the twins up from school, talking to a friend on my phone, when Boston announced he needed to go to the bathroom. I told him to hold it. We’d be right home. Next thing I know, he’s attempting to pee out the window. “You are not peeing out the window!” I exclaim. Dumbfounded, my friend asks me if I really just said that, and then assures me that would never come out of her mouth. She wants to start a book of Allysonism’s. Crazy thing is, I wouldn’t have given it a second thought. It’s part of the life we call “normal.”
We are beyond grateful for all we have.
May this season bring grateful hearts and happiness to you.
Have a very Merry Christmas & fruitful New Year!
The Bateman’s
ericandallyb.blogspot.com (for the racy details)

The top picture is the one that made the cut for the card but these other two were note worthy.

Notice the girls actually have their feet off the ground. And yes, I was a cheerleader in my former life. Pathetic at that.
Merry Christmas!