MEANINGLESS RAMBLINGS....: 2008

Monday, December 29, 2008

Xmas Break 2008

Too lazy to blog about xmas... here's the 411 in less than 5 short paras.

Xmas eve went to Skee's place for BBQ... ended up bbqing Ferrero Rocher with Marshmellows cos we were too crazy... and also burnt the table we were bbqing on. went to Dempsey for some countdown and realised 3 girls and 1 guy cant finish a tower of beer after bbq. Met Jingpeng ZX and Lyeseng there... small world.

Went St James on Xmas day with Khalid and had one of the best clubbing nites EVER... and we did it with just the 2 of us... some Amsterdam sweet beer which is damn sweet, a jug of gin tonic and whisky green tea!! Went crazy after that with song after song of trashy music.

Took a day off on boxing day.. ended up watching Twilight with Siwei... a movie which you love... or hate... for me... i loved how corny it was.... the trailer pretty much sums up all the action sequence.... the rest of the 90% ... is basicially a love story.... but i LOVE how luscious and green and misty Forks, Washington is... i think i will make that my new holiday destination.

Sat... went to have lunch with Mum's old colleague at Paragon and then shopping at Zara for a shirt and a top... which i promptly wore to clubbing that nite, with FK and Carol and fren. Let's just say... i've done my part in educating the ignorant...

Sunday, swam and attended Wanyu's wedding... which is aptly also known as the "most successful 2A gathering". haha i am just happy i get to skip organising one round of class gathering. cos organising is a BITCH.

ok... thats all... hoping for a new year's going to be just as fun!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Great weekend!

okok i know i have been complaining about work... i know everyone goes thru the same things as me... but its a bit too much to handle all in one shot.... but that aside, this weekend was an ABSOLUTE blast.

Friday went to watch NRA concert with Aili Waterboi and Siyong... hmmm the dances were alright i guess but i really hated the cheesiness and corniness... i remembered watching the same concert 2 years back... and saying the exact same thing. And i wondered why i was stupid enuff to watch it another time... haha

but like i said... the dances were alright... but props to them for creativity... i think poly pple are more creative.... NUS pple so learn to do things differently.... and props to them for the energy... but then again... all of them are like what 17 to 19? While pple in uni are like already much older...

So after the concert, Aili Water and i went maxwell to eat supper.... and I saw khalid... and i really wanted to go club. And Waterboi wanted to see how its like... and Aili let him, on the conditiont tha he wakes up in the morning for their appointment.... hahaha. SO WE WENT.... how last minute man... and he loved it. And i got lucky... for about 5mins :))) hahah watever.

Saturday, met up with See Guan Wenhan Bonan and Fk for poker... wooohooo won 22 bucks!! but i think i had a lot of luck... but i prefer to think that i am learning well... hahah. And then bonan told me something in private... and i felt so happy for him. He is like a totally diff person from back in DHS... and i am glad he became who he is today! :)).... i dun think i should say what he told me.... better leave it for him to tell the rest.

Den after poker... Zhiren came to fecth Lirong and XX and i to Elaine's place for our primary school gatheirng.... at some super atas to the maxness condo at stevens roads called Draycott 8... that probably cost 4 million according to XX.... But sersiouly... that place.... is.... FUCKING.... exclusive... Cascading water fountain... each lift lobby entering the diff buildings had a like concierge person. The clubhouse is actually a protected colonial building which houses a LIBRARY... a steam room, a sauna.... a WINE CELLAR.... a pool table room... MASSAGE and recovery room... WHAT SHIT!!! and it has a gorgeous infinity pool. My god... and the lift are operated by fingerprints... and once the lift door opens, its the house. GG. I think i earn 5 lifetimes i also cant afford that place.

So anw... back to main topic. Pri school gatheirng. I think my class rocks.... i dun think ANYONES pri school gathering has like 18 pple coming.

Dun you think Lirong and I look like taking wedding photo... hahha

And then with wife no 2 xiaoxuan

With wift no 3... oops no. Ex neighour Shiqing.

And long lost, now found fren Felicia... who has gone gothic casual chic wiht mascara and tatoo et al...

YOU SEE!!!! it would have been 18 pple in the picture if not for Sarah who had to leave early.... i think we seriously rock. and i think probably 80% of us are working in the public sector.... and that... is HORRIBLE.

After that some of us went for drinks at super atas Rochester Park.... One of those places like Dempsey, Portsdown where pple always hear about but dun really know where it is... unless u have a car... and u are super rich. We went to GRAZE cos XX said the dessert platter was superb... and so were the prices.

Anyway.... i hate graze.... cos i think they only like angmoh clientale... and we were all dressed like... in berms and shit. Apparently the kitchen has already closed by 1030pm.... but xx kept pestering them to give us exception... cos we wanted desserts besides drinks.... so they relented. Den afterwards an angmoh couple came... and they ordered fries... without any problem... LIKE WHAT THE HELL.... seriously.

And the place we sat was very dim... so we asked if we could shift inside where there was more like... but apparently that place is for DINING ONLY... den i thought... we were eating desserts what!!!! and if your kitchen already closed at 1030.... where the hell are u going to get DINING ONLY patrons>>!???! ridiculous... they were obviously too lazy to set up the table for us... bad service.. hey... so what if we are asian... u guys are just bloody waiters... with zero education... we are the PAYING customers ok.

but i got to say the food was good.... albeit a little steep, the prices.... but what the heck. we are all working already. And its the holiday season.... spend a little... better the economy. right? haha.

Today was spent at my grandma's in the afternoon cos 4th aunt is going back to Msia tmr... and i think today is the end of the year on the chinese calender... so grandma cook a lot.... but i was really to shagged out from the nite before... so i crashed right after lunch.... and napped till 3pm before heading home.... for more sleeping.

Woke up late to go steph's house for Xmas gathering... was FORCED to buy present for exchange. i SERIOUSLY hate gift exchange... it is LAME and wasting money... you never get what you want... cos everything that you want is all damn ex and you will never get it with a budget of 10bucks... SERIOUSLY. what the hell can you buy with 10bucks that is actually of use/nice/practical?? WASTE MONEY.

YEah... great company... great games... a lil too much on the christianity thing.... but watever... i have no complaints... even if it was all the way in Lakeside..... :))

So tmr is back to work... it will be a better day. and even if its not... i only need to endure 2 1/2 days... COS I AM ON OFF ON FRIDAY BITCHES....

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Tired from work

Remember how bored i was at work when i first started working.... and i complained about having nothing to do.... these days, i dun even have time to shit... i dun even have time to eat my apple or drink my yakult.

I tot year end, everyone would be happy and things would slow down cos everyone would be in holiday mood.... budden, both my more senior colleagues have gone on to clear leave and arent going to be back until early Jan... and basically I have to cover their duties... and the thing is.... i dunno what they are doing most of the time cos they have no time to teach me.... and these few days, there are some problem at work and my bosses keep asking me things.... things which i have NO IDEA about because no one taught me... i didnt know i have to know these things.... and suddenly i have a million and one things to do and find out. I hate to look like a retard in front of my bosses... cos that is NEVER a good thing

I even had to cover one external meeting which i was informed only 2 hours beforehand... went to the wrong building and ended up having a room full of pple (about 15 pple) waiting for me because i was my company's representative... my heart literally went "oh my god" when i opened the door cos all 15 sets of eyes suddenly turned to look at me... dagger stares and shit. really crapped outta my pants.... and besides this meeting also some other meetings basically alone (brought my new colleague along but basically he is just there to sit in).

I know this is a good time for me to learn the most things in the shortest time, being thrown into the ocean without a life jacket... but it is really tiring... and i feel so damn bloody helpless.... i really never wanted to be an engineer.... i really dun. I dunno la. Hopefully in a couple of days/weeks/months, i would be able to look back and say this is a good learning experience (which it is, i am not doubting)... but it is really god damn taxing to the brain....

Went back to dance camp today... well there was no dancing involved, not for me at least cos i think i was supposed to be the judge but you know... becos of work, i arrived late. Basically i was only there for the food... but i was glad to take my mind off work, even if it's only for a couple of hours.

And den at the end of the day, i came home. Found a letter with a very familiar handwriting on the envelope.... i knew instantaneously who it was... i thot it was a card he'd written when he was in SLovenia 6 months ago and only had reached now... but when i opened it, i found it to be a hand made Xmas card.... AHhhhh the smile to an end of a bad day.....

THANK YOU BFF!!!!! I LOVE THE CARD!!! i will bring to my office and pin it on my noticeboard!!

Aye.... another day of work tmr.... but also another day closer to the next weekend... It will be a good day tmr.... the power of magical thinking

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Zoukout! and the nite before

Friday nite, met up with Janelle, Mala and Van... havent seen them for a couple months. Met up at Waruku at Heeren (thanks to FK who intro me the place... eh FK i ate the hotpot set!! super worth it)... as usual they were ALL LATE... i ended up waiting for them at Spinelli's alone. Embarrassing.

WAit wait wait.... finally Mala and Nelle came and we started eating without Van cos she was still acting busy at work. HAHAHA. Janelle complained about her crazy grandma the entire nite... den we talk about random shit like tv shows that we watch. Gossip about pple in hall. Talk talk talk somemore at Spinelli's cos that was the nearest place available. I like Spinelli's... the outdoor sitting lighting was dark enuff to have ferrr but not too dark. and the weather that nite was fantastic!

After that Mala nelle and me wanted to take cab back... but the queue was horrendously long.... den we went to take 143 but the next bus was 17mins away.... Nelle wanted to pee badly but Heeren toilet was already closed so we were like "FUCK"... stranded in Orchard road... got money also cannot take cab. wat shit... so we went to take mrt instead... and nelle had to hold her pee all the way back to hall cos vivo toilet also closed by the time we reached hahaha.

Went to look for the dancers to drink... ended up drinking my wine alone cos they were all dirnking GREENTEA. my god. bought cheetos to munch on cos Brit Brit loves cheetos and i have no idea how it tastes like.... basically... it tastes like cheese sticks. haha. Talk talk talk..... talk until dismas melchan jasmine chunting and bix left..... Left me alexis and kriss... talk talk talk until 2 plus 3? And we left... too.

Wanted to stay over and sleep and save me some midnite taxi money.... but but but. I felt my vomit coming up. YES i know. SUper weak. One bottle and i already feel like puking. I used to be able to handle 2 bottles of wine and still walk in a perfect straight line back in Lyon.

OK watever emo nemo.... so i KNOW i was going to vomit and i didnt wanna dirty my blk.... (SERIOUSLY i should have won outstanding resident... i am like HOW CONSIDERATE)..... in my drunken stupor... i walked out... puked at the back gate and hailed a cab. That cab driver...i dunno how he drive... super jerky... i was really worried i puke in his cab. KAO and he went the fucking long way by Lornie road. WHAT THE FUCK.... i really wanted to die in his car... damn uncomfortable... and once the cab door flung open i just puked my guts out again. DAMN.... so much for saving money. blew 20bucks on taxi

Saturday, Cameron and i went to ZOUKOUT... courtesy of my boss Mr OGS.... wah F1 nite race i also got free tickets, now freaking ZOukout i also have free tickets. Life is good. It was our first time there... dun really know what to do also... This is cameron... who is a new facebook user... and he has no pictures on his account... so i made him take a picture alone.

hahhaha GG. And i was STUPID enuff not to charge my camera before talking it out so basically my camera died after this photo... all the rest of my photos are taken with my "good" quality hp. haha

Den we went in.... we got gold bracelet... and we saw most pple either had red or blue... so we asked the counter person.. "eh what is the difference between red and gold"..... den he was like "Gold means VIP"...... OMFG WE ARE FUCKING VIPs *SCOREEEEEEEEeeeeee*.... but we were retarded enuff not to ask what perks we had...

so basically we saw this first booth that belongs to Singtel VIP giving out FREE FLOW of drinks.... den we were like.... can we get in?? Den we super hum ji... didnt go in cos we werent SIngtel VIPs, just STB VIPs... so we roamed around the entire area.

It was still quite early at 730pm so there werent a lot of pple

Some random performer.... quite good the music i felt... chillax music.

Some booth belonging to 42deg below... i think it is a vodka brand?? i dunno. BDSM clinic theme... with blowup dolls and all. this is the blowup doll in leather. funny shit

Anyway we went to BUY one drink at 8bucks... and den we walk all the way back to the Singtel place.... wanted to try our luck and get in.... AND WE DID!!!! fuck man we just spent 8bucks when we could get free flow what the GGGGGG. And basically any ah gou ah mao can get in as long as your subcrber is Singtel. Fuck man we are damn stupid

And guess who i saw there.... MR YFK himself!!! WOOOHOO!!! super happy to see him... hahaha. the bitch went with his colleagues i think.... so we chionged to the bar and ordered whatever that was there and basically planted our asses there for about 1 1/2 hours. They had this pool in the middle with various inflatables... quite cool!

Den after that we roamed about still and found the STB VIP area... den we tried entering... the door woman asked "are you on the VIP list" and we were like "errrrr we are not sure. we are from JTC and our boss gave us these tickets...." Den i spotted Mr OGS's name in the list and i was like YESSSS Mr OGS rocks. Den we realised they had free FOOD and DRINKS in the tentage too!!! DAMMIT> we are fucking retarded. should have stayed here instead cos we have FOOD too....

but of cos the free things dun last the whole nite.... only until 10pm. DANG IT. and we didnt know so we didnt go take more drinks before the time cutoff. See we are ZOUKOUT noobs.

Beautiful nite with a FULL MOON!

And more random party acts.... see the amount of pple there.

Cameron the idiot had to leave early... and the last train back to vivo was at 12am.... i didnt want to be left alone because basically if u dun take the last train back... you had to stay till morning to take the monorail... and i didnt thinki couldlast that long.... so sadly... as the crowded started to pour in... i made my way out... DAMN SAD... should have asked more pple to come... it was really quite fun.

till next year!!

Monday, December 08, 2008

It's OVER!

After months of waiting and anticipating and tiring over it (not me, my parents and sis... i think i practically did nothing), its finally over!

It all started at 430am (*gasp at the god forsaken timing)... the only reason i had to wake up so early was because the official photographer will only be coming at 6am. Had to do all the customary stuff like this:

and praying and combing of the hair.....

Off to do hair and makeup....

The mei po finally comes with the pig trotters...

and then comes the bridegroom.... but not before facing the wraths of the jiemeis.

the offering of tea to the elders... and of cos i offered tea to my jie fu..... er i think i will stick to calling his name.

The couple with the brothers...

and then the sisters...

and then its off to the in-laws place... of cos i have no photos of that.

went back to take an hours nap... cos it was only 9am (see.... all those things done and it was only 9am)

wait wait wait.... came back at 12pm for more tea offering and then its off to the hotel for checking in and rehearsals!!

and then followed by the ROM which was held at 6pm

Yours truly was tasked to be the floor manager by his sister for the wedding dinner... thanks. I basically couldnt eat properly the entire time cos i was worried about everything... the guests not arriving on time... and then finding out that they did arrive EARLY and the hotel is NOT READY for the tables (apparently dec 7 is a good day to get married and they didnt have time for the turnover)....

And then i had to worry about the march in... when to play the bloody childhood montage.... when they have to start the 2nd march in... when the bloody captain is going to approach me to opening more bottles when its running out, when they are going to start taking photos, the sequence of the phototaking, when the bloody transportation is going to pick everybody up... TA MA DE.

ALL BECAUSE I HAD to be the bloody floor manager, couldnt DRINK the entire time... cos i had to remain SOBER and do my JOB. DANG IT.... but it was fun...... i think being a dancer helped me remain calm and good at organising things when they go haywire cos we are made to remember a lot of things in a very short time.

Yeah so anyway.... i dun have any pictures of myself cos... i was the photographer dang it. And after all the shit that i said that i would NEVER wanna get married cos its too TROUBLESOME.... (its just a tactic i use to fend of queries of why i dun have a gf).... i think i DO wanna get married.... cos you get to collect hell a lot of ang paos.... you get all the attention... and MORE IMPORTANTLY, its because....
.

wait for it......

you're gonna love it

I LOOK FUCKING HOT IN A SUIT.... i cannot stand it. REALLY i cant. Which begs the question.... why the fuck am i still single>>>?? Dun you wanna get yourself a piece of this hot property??? REALLY??? NO TAKERS??

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Sick chicken

Felt slightly woozy and light headed since morning. But had to pull myself up for work.... everything was fine up till after lunch.... dunno why suddenly felt like puking. And puke i did... 3 times. All water. Dunno wat the fuck is wrong with me....

Left work at 530pm to go Raffles Medical and realised it is closed from 530pm to 630pm everyday..... GOD DAMMIT>..... there goes claiming all of my medical expenses. Didnt wanna wait so headed home to visit the trusty Dr Chang Clinic, only that there is no more Dr CHang cos he died like quite a number of years ago.... The doctor is called Dr Ashraff.... and he is DAMN COOL!

First time see a doctor wearing skinny jeans, pointed faux crocodile skin shoes and floral long sleeve shirt, complete with diamond studded earring.... seriously!! Not you usual middleaged, fat uncle doctor. Got me a jab (to whcih i responded "huh really need jab meh, i am only vomitting what). Super luck seh wateever...

Now, i am no longer puking but with fever...damn uncomfortable. SLept at 9pm, woke up at 12am.Wnet back to sleep at 1am and i am up now.... SIAN. And i very scared my colleagues will think i am cao kenging....cos i really looked fine during lunch. Den suddenly take MC.... DANG IT. I hate it.... i'm always like that. Always thinking that pple will say bad things behind my back..... thats why i hate to take MC....

I am seldome sick.... but once i am sick.... i am REALLY sick. Just like that horrible NYE of 2008. I lao sai 10 over times... i thot i nearly died..... Aiyah. But this time really have to take MC la...cos sister getting married on Sunday. I better not be sick then.

I think i am suffering from verbal diahorrea... i shud stop.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!

yoyo greetings from day 6 of my 8 days work trip in Vietnam...

i hate to say this but i am really missing home. i really wanna go home. Not that i hate my colleagues but seeing them 24/7 but the past few days is taking its toll on me. Actually i also dunno if i shud blog about my trip... cos apparently my job is "confidential". So if i tell you, i'd probably have to kill you.... haha. Its THAT serious.

but there are some stuff i really have to say... I LOST MY FREAKING MONEY... really i think its gone. I dun exactly know where i lost it... i dunno if someone went into my room... or i dropped it somewhere... i am led to think that its the former cos i rarely used my money. tmd... i lost 140USD can... i almost went berserk when i found it. flipping my luggage inside out, outside in... really heart pain... myhard earned money. Thats 2 days pay. Aye.... but i have gotten over that now. I am still hoping it is lying somewhere in my luggage i failed to check but i really think it's gone.

But i think the hotels i have stayed in and the food i have eaten so far, more than compensates the lost of $$$. I mean i stay in 5 stars, 4 stars hotels... super nice.... i get one whole room for myself!! wooohoo!! all paid for by JTC.... i love my company haha.

Den there is this one hotel at HCM, Hotel Equatorial... wah lao the breakfast buffet... got so many different kind of food i dunno where to start. really damn nice.

Den every meal we eat, macam like wedding dinner... so many things to eat!! eat until damn full. The funny thing is i have been looking forward to eating pho budden.... 6 days in and i have yet to eat it cos every meal, we eat at RESTAURANT .... faintzzz.

There was this one meal, we ate at Sheraton hotel top floor,

that kind of super chi-chi restaurant that u always read about but never got or dared to eat cos it would be too GODDAM expensive. Plate big big food small small 6 course fusion food... then they have utensils that you have to eat from the outside in... in the end we heck care just anyhow use the utensils.

Den me and my colleagues were trying to figure out the menu... because the names went like this:

1. Hamachi tartare with avocado and pineapple ponzu.... i mean WHAT THE FUCK IS HAMACHI, TARTARE AND PONZU???@@@!! cannot take it. But taste really funny. got cous cous i think which i HATE to the core

2. Grilled asparagus with marinated crab with tangerine jelly and black pepper. In the end there was only ONE stalk of asparagus... but the mix of tangerine jelly and black peper sauce left an intriguingly sensational explosion of taste in the mouth. quite good

3. Barramundi and smoked shrimp brandade on spicy mussel broth. DAMN NICE... althou i dunno what the fuck is a brandade.... (the son of brandy??)

4. Butter poached scallop with sweet potato confit and chestnut

5. Organic lamb loin on ricotta gnocchi, with braised kale and roasted fig.... dun even get me started on the name.... ricotta gnocchi??? kale??? what shit!! but i tell you the lamb was OMG kill me now, melt in your mouth, super tender. OMG

6. Papaya smear with coconut and cashew... fantastic end to a wonderful meal... complete with white and red wine.... KILL ME NOW.

I think i very scared to see food now.... i just wanna eat my hokkien mee and nasi lemak.. and bar chor mee...

Den omg. we were supposed to take a plane from HCM to Nha Trang. The flight was supposed to be at 510pm. we reached the airport at 330pm. We saw the queue for checkin was super long and the Vietnam Airlines flight told us to wait a while at the side first. So we waited.... den we watied until 4pm. i went to check at the counter... WHAT THE FUCK the plane is flying off at 420pm!! And they didnt even fucking announce it!!! I HATE HCM DOMESTIC AIRPORT. the other time in june during my holiday they delayed our flight for no apparent reason. Now they shifted it earlier!!

Never mind, the VN pple check us in in record time... we sped and ran to the gate.... i even havd water in my bag but apparently they didnt care. So much for air safety.... and the entire plane was waiting for us...... GG super paiseh. So the plane flew.... and just as we were about to land... the plane suddenly flew upwards again... SUPER SCARY CAN. the entire plane gave a colelctive gasp.... and all the pilot could say was "Landing is unavailable and we will be flying back to HCM". THATS IT!!!! what the fuck. He just said that in one sentence... WTF!!!

we knew the eastern coast was having monsoon.... budden we didnt expect it to be so bad until we cannot land. Which led me to think.... WHy cant they just check the weather before hand and cancel the fucking flight!!! waste my time!!!... bam bam bam and we were back in HCM again. GG. In the end we had to take a 6 hours overnight cab ride to Nha trang, when the flight was supposed to only take 1 hour. GG. Backside pain untilllllll wanna cry.

Yeah den i saw a lot of things during this trip that made me super emo.... i went past the park that the 7 of us played chaptek and soccer with the locals during our trip, the bac ho statue at the city hall

and rex hotel where we had super nice cocktail,

and even liberty tree hotel... AYE. So many things have changed since 6 months ago. Den just now after dinner, we had a walk back to our hotel at Nha Trang... the waves reminded me of the first nite we were at bali... with dismas, hokito... omg. i really wanted to cry.

i really missed those 16 days of pure fun with my frens. aiyah. dunno la. dun wanna think about it.

Anyway, looking forward to going back home. Gonna be another busy week ahead, with my sister's wedding and all.... Totally looking forward to my sisters wedding when i go home!! i can wear my suit!!

FIRST GLIMPSE!!... god i look damn hot. i cannot take it. haha

Monday, November 24, 2008

Not in Singapore

Dear all,

I will be in Vietnam from 25 Nov to 2 Dec for official work trip. Please contact me via email, mobile (97370855/97258184) or msn during this time. Thanks and see you guys soon!

Friday, November 21, 2008

SHIT

I think i cannot study already... I needed to read up some soil mechanics textbook stuff and i fell asleep after 2 pages. OMFG. Lucky no one saw me... HELP!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

because alexis forced me to... hahaha

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3.Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

SO HERE GOES (BIG SHOUT OUT TO SHANNY IN UK!!):

Dear Shanny,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but YOU'RE A LOSER. I think i realised it WHEN YOUR DOG RAN AMOK UNDER THE BUS and i saw you SIT ON MY JOHN F KENNEDY STATUE. I'm sure you are MIDDLE CLASS enough to understand THAT YOUR HONDA SUCKS. I'm returning YOUR RING to you, but i'll keep YOUR COLLECTION OF BUTTERFLIES as a memory. You should also know that i ALWAYS WANTED TO BREAK COCAINE ABUSE.

IN PAIN,
Cheong Chye

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Another weekend roundup

Friday, met up with the dancers to celebrate my belated birthday... super happy cos i get to meet up and talk cock. for a long time. and not have to rush like what we always do after tech class...

We ate at this place called El Patio at Holland V... basically SUPERB mexican food at reasonable prices. Didnt take much photos of the food cos we were too hungry.

The crew:

They bought me a mini strawberry cake, which according to alexis is the gayest cake every. hahah Cos it collapsed after taking away the plastic wrapper... haha funny shit. I wanted to treat them but they ended up treating me instead. Aiyah i hate to deal with money issues la. Very wierd.

Dismas paying homage to CT who unfortch couldnt make it cos she had project meeting...

And aili imitating dismas who cant close his forearms. seriously. hahaha

So anyway... my belated birthday was just another excuse to have a GG session which evolved to becoming called Randika Quan yong ping. Aiyah its a long story and it seriously doesnt make sense. I'm gonna call it GG session still.

Queen bitch with her booze. Atas wine ok... not cheapo alcohol. Loves it.

The birthday boy popping the champagne... ok very unglam and very inappropriate position... but since when was i ever appropriate? haha

Before the booze:

midway thru the the GG session. See what i said about being inappropriate? haha aiyah watever. I'm cool that way.

Mel Chan and her posse of head tilting girls... one more degree of tilting and i swear their neck is going to break.

Gossiping away...

and playing up for the camera. i think we rocks.

Den the dance chair came back from his blk supper at geylang and was coerced into drinking by waterboi...

Obviously not liking this shit... but seriously... drinking rocks... dismas i think you should drink more! haha. every man needs to at least know how to drink a little... unless of cos you are allergic.

And this part i swear i cant remember.... after drinking cups and cups of kir royal/orange+gin+vodka+watever nonsense we had/champagne/white wine.... we took crazy photos which i have no recollection at all... (will you please look at the bitch, she is mad)

Super unglam photo, but happiness and joy at its purest.

And then wtf we danced our funka item>>>??? its as if someone took a part of my brain and i cant remember anything after 130am that day.

oh man i miss 8Gz. I wanna dance regularly again... i cant wait for DU to come so i can dance!! As alumni!!

I had to leave hall at 2/3am i cant remember cos my sister had her chinese customary wedding ritual thing the next morning. so i had to rush home. The ride home was damn horrible... i think i drank too much. motionsickness.... i was trying to hold my puke the entire journey and the moment i flung open the door when the taxi reached my house, i vomited 3 times... i think the taxi driver was damn afraid of me he sped off. Seriously damn gg. Heng no one saw...

Went home... struggled to get myself into the shower... didnt even think i took a proper shower... cos i was too seh to seriously clean myself... i probably just wet myself into thinking i took a proper bath. but watever. Ko-ed right after

Next morning, bright and early at 10am (i'm damn good lor i think... i can GG the day before and wake up so early) to do this ritual that basically invovled a lot A LOT of red colour things

The happy couple

My dad... doing some things which i dun understand

My mum and my Gu ma doing... some stuff which i dun understand

Me and my sister:

Red wash basin, dried fruits wrapped in red satchets, charcoal wrapped with red paper, red clogs, red red red.... OVERKILL.... even for someone who likes red a lot

Tonnes of ang pao exchanging hands, none of which came to me... SAD

Some photos of me and my sis when we were young, which is on the piano that we hadnt tuned in 1000years... its just sitting there... waiting to decompose.

YEah and we catered buffet for lunch AND dinner... i hid myself in my room the entire time cos i HATE to socialise.... I know. Sociopath.

At nite, went to meet JP, ZX, Han, Chazz for a game of Texas holdem at ZX svs apt with 3 of Jp's Hwa Chong frens.... OMG like its been a gazillion years since we saw each other... on the same occasion. Quite fun... but i won a mere 5bucks after the entire nite haahha. Not bad la, considering i always lose when i play with FK and Wenhan... improvement ok! ahhaa.

Went for supper at Hong Kong Cafe at Cineleisure and Han drove me home after....

Sunday.... nothing much happened. I think i need to rest... my liver, i need to sleep, i need to just stay at home and not spend money and nua. I think thats the best way to spend sundays. hahha

Till next time....
PS: i will be away in Vietnam on a work trip from 25Nov to 2Dec... Dun miss me!

MEANINGLESS RAMBLINGS....