MEANINGLESS RAMBLINGS....

ehhh yeah i know that isnt exactly a decade, that's 11 years but i dun exactly know which year a decade starts so..... DUN CARE. anyway here goes:

y2k came and went as fast as the second hand passed the "12". the whole hullabaloo was all for nothing. meh. computers crashing my ass. i was waiting for an apocalypse and all u gave was a whimper. underwhelming.

911. i was taking my exams on the morning when it was first reported (prelims? Alevels?) and only found out about the crashing of the twin towers when i got back home. tragedy. one minute of silence pls.

VJC was pretty unmemorable. David Beckham visiting however wasn't. ok next.

Army is where u first learn how to cao keng and not get caught. and a pretty low point in my life i must say. but yay to new frens found. without you, army would be miserable. U guys made it so much more bearable. U know who u are.

A level results. oh yes. when u belong to a so called "top 5 JC" and "scholar batch" of enlistees in BMT and u only get 2As and 2Bs.... oh boy. let's just say.... i was part of the statistics that pulled VJ down and could have done better. not that i really cared for either.

Virgin trip on a plane alone to visit my sister and future bro-in-law with a full head of blonde (yes blonde) hair. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER. the hair, not the trip. im not meant to be blonde. and there's a reason u've never seen the pictures. cos it was atrocious. my trip to london, venice, rome, brussels, bruges and cambridge with my sister, however----- AMAZING.

NUS was a whole new ball game altogther. it's like mean girls. only meaner. hell, its a popularity contest in hall. and you've actually gotta be smart to be even part of the game. blk comm was mehhhhh to the max. wrong group of people. could have enjoyed it more. biggest enjoyment thou was dance. i would have died without being part of it. i would have died not being in it. one of the highlights of my university life. i WOULD NOT have gone back to hall after my SEP, but dance made me.... and speaking of SEP.....

SEP in France. Big pat on the back. i did it, i enjoyed it and i LOVED it. even the parts where i was suffering. it's a country i love to hate and i hate to love. it soooo screwed up its good. there are parts where i'd rather choose to forget (like that time i got detained in berlin's airport and got sent straight back to france becos of my visa. darkest 12 hours of my life. and wasting 500bucks while im at it). and it's also where i turned into an alcoholic. i mean seriously 2.50euros wine? A FULL BOTTLE? tell me how to resist.... i cant believe i did it, on my own. in a foreign language. beat that.

coming back to hall. what a wonderful final year i've had. the really failed Rag, Design and FYP, culture night, 8gz and funka, DU, command, final exams. i did it all. full circle. and i enjoyed and loved every single minute of it TTM. i got to know new people whom i love and still do. and yay to no more having to study (out of obligation).

And then there was the grad trip to taiwan. INSANE. grad trip part 2 to indochina. INSANE. good times. i miss the days, when u are accountable for nothing but ur grades. u choose whatever u wanna do. that's it. this whole working thing? TOO DAMN HARD.

Work. oh boy, work. where do i even start. It was tough man, transitioning from a student to a working adult. it got so bad i cried at work. the whole waterworks. but evetually i got used to waking up at 7 (then 705am, then 710am, to now 715am haha, what can i say. imma slacker) every single morning, walking to the mrt, taking MyPaper, bua-ing strangers in the train. Coming into office being a generic cubicle rat. geez. repeat sequence for the next 40 years. But i got to say i have to thank my lucky stars for being able to secure such a good job. comfortable pay. hell i even got promoted in 2 years which is much faster than normal. so, we shall see what's next.

Then there's there trip to US. Alone, albeit not by choice. i've learnt to survive alone. to entertain myself. to not cry when i want to cry. yeah. it's not tough. but its not easy either. and i have to do this. for the rest of my life. this was just a prelude.

Of cos there were the low points. stuff that I wished didnt happen but did. stuff that i wish i have done, but didnt. shoulda woulda coulda. but its life. u choose what u wanna do, and u deal with the consequences. right? no use crying over spilt milk. or at least thats what i tell myself at the end of the day.

So yeah. that's it. 10 (or 11) years of ups and downs. it was worth the ride. I wonder what i'll be writing in Dec 2020... oh boy i would be 37 by then. Grrreeeaat.

2010 films



2010 songs

1. an Agnes B ring
2. a new gym bag. preferably duffel.
3. abs
4. unlimited supply of wine
5. not to fall sick. ever. again
6. a clean slate to start over

Sorry too lazy to post... will just add captions

Much anticipated bbq at andi's house. too bad there was a drizzle but it soon cleared up
with baobao and henry, the other 2 early (love) birds

with the guys bbq-ing. i dun care what pple say about bbqs being cancer causing. i love it ttm. and its the best form of gatherings imo.

gift exchanges are lame..... but ya know whatever, i got to get rid of my speakers that i didnt want.

proof of why they are lame..... this was my present. tzl. i left it at andi's house and didnt want to bring it home hahaha.

With vanna white my fellow aussie tripster..... note: my face is smaller than hers.
after some wild drinking and lotsa emo talk.... EVERYONE fell asleep in the living room only to wake up at 6am to the blasting of the aircon. *brrrrrrrr

Sat was spent visiting Step at TTSH (thanks for the virus) and attending the LAST WEDDING OF THE DECADE congrats SHITTTTT!!! U and ur husband are going to make yummy babies.....

Picture of the bride and groom.... she is the only woman who's ever told me she liked me before.... haha. awwww. it's ok. u got yourself a pilot.... pilot >>>>>>>>> civil engineer. u've made the right choice.

damn i look very good right cannot take it.... like a DSquared2 model.

picture for reference..... ok fine those are the designers but u get my drift.

anyway for those of u who wanna know who wei wei is, there u go.... albeit being a mysterious sadako version. he is shy. (FYI this was not taken by canny. Canny is taking an indefinite hiatus from taking photos becos i am too lazy to bring him out)

yeah so anyway. new year resolution number 1: I SHALL ONLY ATTEND 5 WEDDINGS FOR 2011. BETTER HURRY UP BOOK YOUR SLOT.

ok toodles.

So ok ct is very efficient today so i shall just blog it now. i was soooo ready to party when i finally got to the hotel room so i press the doorbell like 100times. and to my AMAZEMENT everybody inside was sleeping. and ct was so pissed that i woke them up.... ZDY TAKE A NAP RT. sian to the max pls. so i had to change damn quietly in the dark....

den i cannot take it i went out to find alexis and their frens. finally got to meet pacat.... and then went back into the room again (ok by this time i was kinda intoxicated so everything was kinda blurry)..... so we decide decide decide OK CANNOT TAKE IT we need to GO OUT NOW and party. even step who was sick also buay tahan she just woke up, cracked all the lightsticks and that made everyone crazy.
somehow i got a white lightstick and i remembered whining about it cos everyone elses was so colorful and that made every one laugh like mad. i have no idea why. so since i was late and i havent got the tag i had to make my way to the entrance MYSELF while the rest were to meet me later. BIG MISTAKE cos everything here on out was ABSOLUTE CHAOS.

the queue was INSANELY LONG. and it started to RAIN. oh boy fuck my life. to make it worse the network was like down until sibei jialat. i dunno where the fuck everyone else was n i was stuck in the queue with weeps ticket and i had NO IDEA where he was. so i started frantically calling step. den alexis. den ct. den cameron cos i wanted to cut queue but tmd he was already inside. so calling totally did not work cos nothing was going thru so we resorted to sms. so apparently weep was already in the queue too and he was looking for me.... den MIRACULOUSLY when i was right at the entrance, I SAW HIM PLS amongst a sea of people. zai zai. eagle eyes.

den i made my way to tent 5 to look for my colleagues and totally abandoned yoat and weeps cos i walked very fast. YAY miracle number 2 pls cos i managed to find them!!!

whoooo hoooo!!! since one of our colleague was bartending i think he got us free drinks. cant really remember cos i was pretty much gone by that time.... MIracle number 3. I saw step and the rest plssss. tzl!!!
dun be fooled by her smile cos she seriously was sick and totally vomitted. and she made peter walk her back pls.... i had to go toilet and pee so i left everyone (smart move again) and went to pee and had to see the fireworks from the toilets. nice.
den i fumbled my way back to look for people and obviously i got lost for a while and then miracle number 4 i bumped into peter who just got back in again!

awwww so sweet pls we totally brokeback-ed the cos he was so tired and wasted and he cant breathe so i had to hold his hands the entire nite. went to a quiet corner where there was room to sit down behind the tents and he sleep for about a whole minute before deciding that its too uncomfortable. den i saw people running behind the tents away from the patrol guards. so i look at peter "eh u wanna try running or not" den he said yes pls so i became incredible hulk and totally lifted the fence and the both of us, ran towards the exit on the beach, holding hands mind u. but since we were both gg-ed it was pretty easy for the patrollers to catch up to us. BUT IT WAS MIGHTY FUN PLS....

apparently when we were running away and trying to exit, tiesto was already playing.

i totally didnt remember dancing at all.... oh boy zdy go zoukout and then not dance..... well at least the others did on my behalf..... so while we were exiting we saw the rest making their way back to the room too plssssssss. amen. tzl.
this is the finest moment of ct.... i swear u are damn heavy pls. ur bones are made of steel. i wanna carry also cannot. but u sorta saved the rest in a way cos u had to make every leave.... hahaha. since the nite was still young and i totally didnt feel like sleeping, i stripped down to my undies and went to the pool to frolic. loves it.... then all the rest came to join me damn im influential. damn refreshing. can swim. can cy (oh boy yl peter cy-s too pls) background got music, can eat instant noodles..... heaven.

went back to the room and totally crashed. and slept till morning.... only to wake up to this mess.

wowowowow. i was so scared the hotel will make us pay for damages.... but heng they let us off pls....

so yes. zoukout was a mess. and i hated it. too many people. and too exp. last time EVER.

Since saturday was zoukout, i decided to just have dinner with wei wei at Wisma and then PROMISED myself i would go home. Weiwei was on mc but he still came out to have dinner with me..... awwwww so sweet. we went to food republic to eat sushi which was quite exp for a food court. but the food is really nubbad. Shiok! sushi was, as the name suggested, very shiok and so was garlic fried rice...

so i tot i could really go home until step sms me to bring her to the (get this) hospital to see doctor. oh boy zdy go hospital see doctor sjb pls. so ok la what to do right since she was dying of fever and cough and there is no medicine she could take and it was zoukout weekend so i had to be nice. and she let me drive her car so.... OK FINE I BRING.

working the facemask like a mcdreamy. so in the end there really isnt any meds she could take... and she still have to pay 106bucks.... tzl. fhl. and i swear the hospital is really full of virus and bacteria cos the moment i entered that place, it reeked of bad things..... i could just feel it in my pores and i knew immediately i would fall sick the next day....

TRUE ENUFF PLS the next day step and wei's potent virus together with a visit to the hospital, made me slightly feverish and throat super irritated. sian.... but lucky my body is strong enuff i didnt really fall sick towards the end of the day. Rushed off to St Regis at 4pm to meet up with the bride and groom and be their chinese (!!) emcee.... oh boy.

there's my first love right there.... zdy watch ur first love get married away and STILL be the bloody emcee right.... tzl i am too nice.

workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkin the suit pls... damn why am i still single.......
just because i think i look too damn good, i decided to put another photo. hahaha. so being a chinese emcee is totally freaking me out cos, i knew i could speak chinese on a colloqual level but speaking PROPER chinese is a totally diff ballgame pls. so i downed like 5 6 glasses of wine to calm myself down pls.... a bit tipsy but whoa once i got on stage..... i worked the crowd like magic pls.

with my partner melissa...... so ok. sat with a bunch of frat boys from tpjc and it was totally unnerving. esp one of them.... sibei ah beng cannot take it. so i made a run for sentosa once my duties ended. and didnt collect my angbao at all.... damn. gotta meet up with my friend to get my angbaooooo.

took a cab to sentosa and totally got "niam" by the taxi driver all the way. seriously i hate taxi drivers who kp and talk to me. just leave me alone ok.... i am paying u so just get me where im supposed to go and dun talk to me pls. the ride in was excruciatingly long as expected. bloody zoukout totally made me detour a damn long route to my hotel. sibei sian. in the end the taxi from st regis to siloso beach resort was like 20plus dollars pls. suck my money gao gao.....

part 2 coming up next.....

ok sorry delayed post cos i am a busy man.

Dragged my lazy ass out of bed last sunday to gym cos i havent been exercising... and halfway thru those 3 crazyasses smsed me to "meet for brunch".... zdy meet for brunch when it's already over 12pm. so ok lor since i got nothing to do.... was supposed to meet at 2pm but dragged until 230pm. sorry ah i got no patience to wait for people.... so i went to tampopo to eat my ramen first cos i was uber hungry.... and den we headed over to Brewerks @ CQ for my drinks and their "brunch"

yay.... eating round2 for me.... no wonder my tummy is NEVER gonna get smaller. so we talked and chilled a bit before i pull my famous stunt "eh go home liao la"....since the 3 of us (sans ct) were quite tired and we just wanna go home and sleep.... so we parted (or so we thought) for home.

So on our way to Alexis's house (after passing spiderman his cup noodles from Japan).... step mentioned something about Azzurra @sentosa and how its nicer then cafe del mar.... simultaneously ct bbm-ed alexis that she is "very sian" and she obviously hasnt left the CQ carpark cos she doesnt bbm when she is driving.... so one thing led to another.....

BAM!!!! we were at Sentosa with one another AGAIN within the next 30mins. very gross pls shoot me now.
i swear we are mad.....oh boy. whatever happened to being broke right.... zdy act rich when actually all our credit cards are gonna explode.....

tzl yl i am so shuai....

with my fhfl.... thanks for the free cy and cy burner. sorry must speak in codes. the sun was shining oh so brightly and it was getting slightly warm... so i decided to

STRIP... oh yeah so much better..... my body not bad right....tsk i was very traumatised ok.... cos the other day at the office i saw the calendar shoot people. i asked her "eh how are the photos" den she said "oh i just spoke to AK (the photographer) and we were talking abt u!"... so i asked "what about me??!?! ISSIT MY PHOTOS ARE BADLY TAKEN?? very difficult to PHOTOSHOP ISSIT".... and she totally gave me the "ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" reply. sad pls. im gonna get eliminated next. seriously what did they expect from me man.... michael phelps body within 3 days notice right.... u gimme 3 years also wun help pls.

so anyway back to Azzurra

oh wowow lookatthesun zdby tan.... so we nua and nua and ordered a lot of drinks and pizza and totally partied from 4pm till....

oh boy almost 8pm. craziness.... this is too much.

OK BYE.

wooohoo. what a blast it was this weekend. like... i have NO WORDS. im busy like a bumblebee

Attended my first fashion show at Millenia Walk to support my friend's handbag label VEIRA!!! wowza engineer turned designer. TZLTTM.
ZAI RIGHT ..... wah lao. even got a backdrop to take photos macam red carpet but the photographer totally skipped me. so sad.... maybe he didnt notice my YSL shoes and Gucci wallet..... never mind i forgive him. ZDBY ask me "so who are u wearing tonite..." SOBZ.

And there was like totally free flow hot dog and vodka orange/cranberry. Sorry diet pls... so i headed STRAIGHT for the drinks... no food. hahah. discipline man TZL CTI. totally whacked 4 drinks on an empty stomach and was super high while watching the show. Me and Moses were totally commenting on HOW LOUSY LOCAL DEISGNERS ARE. oh boy. really very fugly all their clothes
the model who opened the show..... see.... fugly dress. oh boy, i design blind also can design better...
My friend's handbag collection. i think she was the only one who designed handbags... nubbad. quirky. GO SUPPORT VEIRA AT MILLENIA WALK PARCO PLSSSSSSSS. make my friend super famous so she can bring me to milan/london/paris/nyc fashion week plsssssssss. most of the clothes were for women and the male models only came out like 5 times. upset. no designers for men in Spore.... hmmm maybe i shud switch jobs.
parting shot with my CE frenssssss. Oh boy canny EPIC FAIL pls. so blur... CTI.

So after that i chionged to Marina Sq for dinner with my colleagues. yeah... i know tai haps le. zdy hang out with colleagues on a friday nite.... but it turned out to be quite fun cos they totally fed with gao gao with gossips in my coy which i was oblivious too... haha. too concentrated at work pls no time to gossip... then i tot can totally go home and sleep until i received an sms from gollum "meet later i coming to pick u up" oh boy i cannot run away from Step's clutches. ZDY haps friday nite part 3..... too popular already.

So after fetching a very drunk alexis who was already drinking since 630pm, we heading down to OF ALL PLACES...... ZOUK. oh boy~
with out very hot ticket stubs..... wah lao very long never use ticket stubs to redeem drinks already pls. we have been opening 100 bottles for the past few months.... no wonder we are all broke but act rich. killer combi pls.
 my harem of halal girls.... such arabian inspired motif. YL we went to turkey....
when did that extra come into the picture..... yucks. barf. vomit. anyway zouk totally suck balls i will never ever go back again... it just feels.... wrong to be back at zouk. YUCKSSSS.

oh shit whatzhisname again? Justin? what a forgettable name..... anyway we totally left someone behind at the club and went to eat FS. FS chicken wings still rocks my socks to the core i cannot take it....

Saturday was spent nua-ing at home. Went to Granny's house for family dinner. POPIAH ROAST DUCK ROAST CHICKEN STEAMED MUSSELS AND STEAMED CRABBBBSSSS PLSS. i swear everytime i eat at my granny's house, its like shoving food down my throat every single second. washed it all down with lots and lots of wine.... TZL. sorry no photos.... too busy eating pls.

And then after i went home, totally got called out by Lun to go clubbing in..... ORCHARD TOWERS. oh boy, random to the max. but ok la since i havent seen him in a bloody long time i had to oblige. if not people think i diva pls. everytime fly him kite last min..... the place was not too bad but gosh OT is filled with trannies and fake boobs and really cheap stilettos. it was amusing... and totally witnessed taxi uncles trying to pimp girls and bring angmohs back to hotel room pls. atrocious.....

okok blog until very tired. need to take a break and wait for next batch of photos to be uploaded.

11. BLJ = Bu Liao Jie
Which means Don't Understand. As in
"Why the fuck is he using all abbrev. And more imptly why is he trying to let the whole world know our secret codes? BLJ pls."

12. YL = Yuan Lai
A revelation of something which one does not understand before. As in
"Because he is bored at work."
"ooooh YL...."

13. CTI = Cannot take it
Literally, cannot take it. As in
"That bitch is still at meeting and insists that she must go home and put make up before coming out again"
"SJB pls CTI"

14. ZMB = Zhe Mo Ban
How? The more B's, the more frustated the individual. As in
"I'm so bored with work and i wanna go home naooooo. ZMBBBBBB?!?!"

15. QMJ = Quit Ma Job
"YBY QMJ after i get my bonus?"
"SJB pls.... ZDY?? BLJ CYP"
"ZDBY?? It's so boring TTM. ZMBBB?!!"
"ohhh YL"
"I just wanna BU with aa and HS with random strangers. Maybe i should sell backside"
"TZL CTI"

since some of u have been asking me what all these abbreviation talk means... here's a rundown of the most commonly used. let's start with the easier ones first:

1. ZDY = Zhen De Yao
Normally used as a reply to a seemingly preporsterous notion. Can be used as a statement or a question, as in
"That bitch got us on the guest list to Arena again tonight, wanna go?"
"ZDY?!?! We have been going for the past 2 weeks!"

2. ZDBY = Zhen De Bu Yao
Spinoff from ZDY (see 1). Also used as a reply to the same, preporsterous notion, as in
"ZDY?!?! We have been going for the past 2 weeks!!"
"But it's free entry and u know the bitch will send u back. ZDBY?!?!?"

3. SJB = Shenijngbing
Pretty straightforward, ie. crazy, as in
"But it's free entry and u know the bitch will send u back. ZDBY?!?!?"
"ZDBY la SJB pls. She will send us home DRUNK."

4. PLS = Please
Used as it is in plain english, but excessively and unnecessarily with no meaning at all, usually to punctuate a sentence. As in
"Oh boy, i can totally see my tummy."
"Diet pls!"
"Dunwan pls! i love food pls! ZDY DIET?! SJB!!"

5. TTM = To The Max
Used as the superlative of an adjective. Usually used together with SJB. As in
"So you want to go Arena or not?!! That bitch is harrassing me for a reply now"
"ZDBY LA! I already said dunwan what. SJB TTM pls"

6. BU = break up
Used for a breaking up of a relationship. As in
"Why are u still with aa, ZDBY BU?"
"ZDBY pls."

7. HS = have sex
literally, have sex. As in
"ZDBY BU with aa and HS with AVDB (also known as Amy Van De Beuken)"

8. Y/BY/YBY = Yao/ Bu yao/Ya bu yao
Quite literally want/don't want/ want or not? Therefore no example needed

9. CYP = Can you pls?!
Normally used as a punctuation to invoke a sense of frustration, anger or resentment. As in
"ZDBY provide an example for the previous terms?! CYP!!"
"ZDBY pls."

10 TZL = Tai Zai Le
Which means oh man too awesome. As in
"Sooner or later we will all start to use all abbreviations and no one will know wtf we are talking abt"
"TZL pls!!!"

Yes.... TZL. cannot take it. Now u know what we are talking about on twitter/fb/blogs. hahaha.

The weekend started early last week. thanks to the malay community. nice break right smack on mid week. and since the 2 BSes just got back from Msia, what an opportune time to meet up!

Met up at Arab Street for Turkish food which was really very good!! and hanging out at a place with lots of angmohs is a big plus too!
totally looks like having a holiday at some beach resort. tai zai le..... the drizzle didnt dampen our spirits... in fact it chased the clouds away cos we are simply too hot even the sun cannot take it, must come and join us.
totally shisha-ed our lives away.... so after that we decided to head to RED DOT for drinks cos it's happy hour. ZDBY cheap booze pls.
CHEERS!!! we used to come to red dot so often and got sick of it.... so it's been a long time since we came here. the food actually taste better, maybe cos they can cook it better since there was no one there. hahaha. and the Xmas decorations are up!! can't believe its the time of the year again.....

Totally came home on Friday at 630pm. *pats back.... it's been 100years since i came back so early on a friday. budden... im too popular so i went out again at nite. hahaha. tai zai le. who say i got no frens... HUH?!

Saturday.... hmmm what did i do. errrrrrr. caught HP7 which was not too bad. better than the previous 2 installments but still waaaaaaaaay off from the 3rd. Azkaban is still the best!! and then also came home after that.... it was a quiet weekend which is fine. spent less money. yay.

This is going to be a full 5 day week since i dunno when... pls give me some strength to overcome this horrendous ordeal.... :(

before i start yapping about what happened last week, pls let me establish the fact that i am broke. for twice this month, my bank acct was reduced to one digit. YES ONE DIGIT. this couldnt have come at a better time esp since its my bday and i havent bought myself a single shit. and to make things worse, my credit card bill this month came up to $2600. no shit. i swear. i just got my pay and i have to use up every single cent to pay back my bill. i SWEAR this is not funny. i am going to eat grass and air till december.

the (minor) silver lining is..... HECK YES i passed my IPPT with silver plssssss. GUO RAN SHI BAO DAO WEI LAO..... haha. but let's just say i passed by the scrape of my teeth. it was so terrible i tot i was going to die even BEFORE my 2.4km run. my chinups were atrociously bad....only managed 7. and i basically used up all my energy doing this station. then tmd the PTI was so strict he didnt wanna let me use my mp3 for running. i swear i almost died.... but i didnt wanna argue (cos i have been using it for the past 2 years... i knew he a job to do).... "sorry sir the training directive said cannot use mp3".... so i very nice la ma de "oh ok.... fine." i seriously tot i was going to fail cos i always use music to pace myself....zdy run in empty silence.... tmd. and my right calf CRAMPED for the 2nd year running. thanks. right calf. u rock. but in the end.... i persevered.... and YAY 11min 43secs pls.... still got 17 secs to spare..... im too zai i have no words.... (at the end of the day i couldnt even walk up the stairs.... oh boy hahaha)

my bday itself was quite boringly spent. watched paranormal activity 2 with mag and cam.... and cam also treated me to dinner and sent me home. THANKS CAM CAM....ur my best work fren. hahaha zdy...

finally pulled out of one item from DP.... kinda sad. seriously struggled with the decision cos i am NOT A QUITTER... i have NEVER quite anything in my life (except for track&field in VJ but thats cos the people sucked balls).... so i typed everything sui sui out on FB and i contemplated for like 3mins before hitting SEND.... huge sigh of relief thereafter. oh boy yuan lai i am one of those people who breakup/pullout outta items/apologise over facebook.... damn imma wussy..... but DUN CARE LA... den the best part was a few days later step told me "EH ZDY PULL OUT...PETER'S STEPS VERY NICE PLS...." thanks for telling me this after i am no longer in the item. ma de.... @iampeterr.... if i only dance ur part can or not? HAHHAA. sian so gonna look like a loser if i pull out then join back the item... :(((((( whatever la i shall see.... no urge to do anything yet.

Friday's plan was to meet up with ma bitches janelle, shanny, mala and van. wanted to try out sknny pizza at wheelock but apparently its not nice so we changed to sun and moon (?) which was not to bad the ramen was yumsssss.

without van cos van is ALWAYS LATE.... lovin the bangs janelle. YL u are part of bangsgang too. hahha. thereafter van came and we took the most random photo in front of the escalator

and as soon as she came, van left again.... damn u bitch why u like that.... ma de. FINE next time dun call u liao. such a tease. i swear u are becoming more and more like a hermit. Went to alleybar for some drinks before calling it an early nite....had a very unfortunate experience arguing with a drunk angmoh who claimed i cut his queue for taxi but i totally shut him up and put him in his place. zdy play punk wiht me u balding fat donkey.

Saturday, the gollum that is step (she refuses to let me go... i am her precious) insisted i have lunch with her. so we had lunch at ion, went over to starbucks and went back to ion again for ice cream. yay i always get free food when im with her cos she never finishes her food. YUMS. thereafter i had to drag my ass all the way to SIGLAP to my fren's place to write the emcee script for my fren's wedding. FOR THE RECORD (and im saying this because my fren doesnt read my blog) I AM SERIOUSLY RESENTING BEING EMCEE AGAIN BECAUSE:

1. i havent spoke to my fren since 2004 (except once at another frens wedding & once when we met up)
2. i dun wanna ever be an emcee anymore becos i wanna enjoy my dinner and whack wine
3. its bloody zoukout day and i wanna ZAO EARLY. ma de

and my fren introduced me to a room full of strangers as "hey everyone this is cheong chye, one of my best friends in sec school"

MY GOD PLS. YES U WERE MY FIRST LOVE BUT TMD we never even spoke in SEC 4 PLS...... at the very most 10 sentences that year i swear. i know becos i counted. i was that stalker-ish. zdy bo dai bo ji suddenly got one best fren in sec4 i dun even know about. major roll eyes moment but i cannot roll in my fren's face so i virtual rolled in my head. GAHHHHHHHHHH i dun want i dun want...... and then the most FML moment was my other emcee is soooo inexperienced and they have FUCKING 3 MARCH INs.... SJB who the hell has 3 march insssssssss?!?! FASHION SHOW MEH. so i bo bian althou i resent this job but i gotta reputation to uphold and i dun exactly wanna fuck up the wedding so i said "never mind i go back and edit and send u all the script next week" FUCK MAN i am too nice..... too nice for my own good. ARGH.... oh and the best part. i am the chinese emcee. FML. CHINESE!!!!!

was supposed to go out with khalid but it was like majorly raining so i cancelled.... then when the rain stopped i got 2 invitations to go out.... but i totally declined cos the moment i thot of my bank acct i was like DAMMIT no the taxi fare after midnite is gonna be a killer.... so i have to act guai and stay at home on sat. SO SAD.

Tenghui's wedding lunch was today and i got to meet up with my coursemates from NUS.... i think weddings are the best way to meet up with people u seldom meet.... albeit a very exp gatheirng.

totally bot a new zara shirt (my 103rd) for this event...... hahha no la not exactly i lack working clothes anyway. Rocking the cowboy look pls.

so yeah. that's it. cant wait for tuesday to come cos wednesday is holiday major yays. tai shuang le.

Appreciate it. And to those who didnt..... whatever. Happy 27th to myself. You've done good.

Amen to that....Wanna cum join me?

i believe the correct answer would be NO.

*i just like this song.... it's haunting. no particular reason of posting it.

work has just gotten worse cos 2 of my colleagues have left/are leaving (pretty sure i mentioned that before)
took a pic with linda on her last day... damn we used to take breaks with a couple of others together when we first started but work has just gotten too busy that the last time we had one altogether was.... CNY 2009. YES 2009. believe that.

totally needed the long weekend this week cos i just needed to escape. from what i dunno. but just escape. so i was happily walking to the gym when step called "i saw u". FARK MY LIFE pls. we never even planned to meet and seriously of all nites that i wanted to be alone she HAD to see me. and alexis was at the gym too.... oh boy. ZDY randomly see there everywhere. i had already played badminton at work before so i was super duper lazy to work out... and so were the 2 of them.... so we totally just nua-ed and went to coffee bean to have dinner.

And i was kena tempted by the 2 of them to go to Sean Liew's party.... Sean who? yeah sorry... totally guilty of party crashing a stranger's house. it was so off we even played nice and bought our own drinks.... didnt wanna be totally leeching la right.
with our drinks on the floor.... classy. so the whole thing was totally random and we were so damn awkward cos no one knows each other at the party.... so what did we turn to? Alcohol and camwhoring....
oh yeah that't hot. met some new "frens" and invited them to a made up party that was happening at Arena the following nite. geez zdy invite pple to something we didnt even plan for. nicely done girls. the awkward party soon turned out fine after everyone went crazy with alcohol and i had to be the total buzzkill and make the girls go home. Sorry dun wanna be taking care of 3 drunks. and then ct step and i went to eat bar chor mee which was da bomb. then again, i was probably very very hungry cos dinner was 4 pieces of sushi.

The next day i was supposed to meet up with wei wei at 11am to catch Social Network at Cineleisure. i set the alarm at 10 and totally didnt wanna wake up. i switched on my phone and i saw wei's message of "not wanting to meet" cos he also slept super late..... but just when i tot i could sleep in, he called and said "wake up already pls. can u still make it at 11"..... damn. zdy punk me. so i had to drag my ass out to go watch movie, which was totally worth my time cos Social Network totally blew my penis... oh sorry, blew my mind away. it was so good.... good acting, great script and witty dialogue. LOVED IT..... and it's always comforting to know that there are people out there who are morally more corrupt than me...haha.

to quote an 8days review of the movie (because i am sucha 8days geek):

" ...which is why he created a virtual community of half a billion friends and counting, only to end up, in the darkest of ironies, more alone than ever..."

which sends chills down my spine cos i think somehow, my life is heading towards the same direction as well. dun ask me why. i dunno.

Steamboat dinner at Step's was AMAZING as usual...
yeap. i dun do no more cheapass steamboat or bbqs anymore. it has to be good quality food. not crabsticks, chicken franks, cheapo fishballs. has to be beef, bacon, prawn, salmon.... the whole nine yards... and whats a Step house gathering without her killer flirtinis.... oh boy. *hic craving for more.
been a long time since our last picture together.... thanks to everyone who came!!

and thereafter i was emotionally blackmailed to go Arena to help wipe the girls's asses. tamade.
yes these are the 3 randoms aka "sai" that i have to help clear that nite.... but whatever la.... i got a free waterfall that nite. THANKS STEP for the advance bday celeb at ur house and the waterfall!!
what an eventful nite... let's just say someone made out with AVDB, someone made out with an angmoh and someone totally incest-ed and 2 persons totally merlioned, thou i didnt get to see both. hahaha. for the fun of it la huh. nothing serious. 

Did nothing much on saturday... just stayed at home the entire time ironing a shit load of clothes cos i was too lazy to do anything the past week. and Sunday my family took me out to Moh Heng teochew restaurant for lunch to celebrate my bday
a totally unflattering shot of me in my sexy singlet.
 with aunt pamela (who coordinated this lunch), my sis and my cousin.... aw so sweet. and yes i am still in love with my arms.

so yeah. that's the end of my bday "celebrations". totally nothing planned on the actual day itself. i dun even think i wanna take leave the day before cos it would be wasting my leave doing nothing at home. looking forward to another "short" week next week.... in the meantime, let me have the strength to get thru a full work week.....