MEANINGLESS RAMBLINGS....

Gosh i feel super weak... dunno why i keep falling sick so easily. i used to fall sick like once or twice a year.... and this is prob the 5th or 6th time i have taken MC since Jan.... not reflecting too good man seriously.

So i was downing my meds like mad on Friday cos i was supposed to meet the dancers (okok no more 8gz... we are just frens ok. 8gz is OVER) for dinner and movie. was out slightly earlier in search of the elusive leather backpack i am trying to find (i refuse to buy a 328bucks fossil backpack even thou its gorgeous like hell)... to no avail. sianz low morale.

step and alexis were also already in town so i met up with them first before heading to JONES THE GROCER @mandarin gallery for dinner.


my food was alright but the rest were complaining that its not nice.... i think im just easily satisfied with food in general... haha. them bitches are just too bitchy and picky.... this is my chicken confit!!

and some group shots!!!


gossiping so loudly about a particular couple in hall that is irking everyone out with their penchants for PDA. and them we started talking about nuzzling, sex in general and ben n jerry's. we were laughing so loud we decided to LEAVE.... anw the movie was starting so step drove us to the cathay for STEP UP 3D in 2D....

Im not really a big big fan of 3d movies and sometimes i dun see a point (besides avatar).... so watching it in 2d was fine by me..... didnt really like the movie cos i tot there were too many special effects to the point where it got cheesy... and there were just too many break dancing and b boy shit. i really dun appreciate those stuff cos.... i think its boring... the only saving grace is the eye candy of the show that made it semi bearable.... sometimes i wished dance movies would just show quote-unquote "normal" choreography like how You Got Served did it many years back.

Anyway we proceeded to Timbre at Boat Quay which SERIOUSLY WAS THE DIRTIEST TIMBRE EVERRRRR. but its ok. got booze and duck pizza can liao. but no i think i will never go back there again. so disgusting pls. All in all the company more than made up for me being sick, the disappointing movie (my opinion) and disgusting timbre. hahaha. till changi beach club!! cant wait to eat nasi lemak and drink beer by the beach!

When i got back home at 2plus i saw like so many sms-es on my office handphone asking me to prepare so much info for ceo's briefing (and they wanted to send out by Sat evening), i was seriously potong steam until cock shrink. WAH LAO. i really hope this project quickly ends man its draining the hell outta me. so i FORCED MYSELF to wake up at 9am to rush out some slides before heading to Merchant Court Hotel at Clarke Quay to celebrate mummy's bday!

the buffet was really cheap, so the selection wasn't that great in comparison to say, THE RISE... but for 31bucks ++ it was ok la i guess. On a normal basis, i really wouldnt want to eat buffet because i can no longer eat as much as i could 10 years back and i really dun wanna spend the rest of my day with a bloated stomach... and somehow, this was the 3rd buffet i have had in a month. SERIOUSLY all my efforts at the gym are WIPED OUT. i hate it. but what to do its my mummy's bday... got to entertain family.

went home, downed more meds and got some rest before heading to Tanjong Pagar to meet my primary school frens!! i know some of u must be thinking im damn loser to still be hanging out with pri school frens..... but watevers. i think we're cool. hahaha. at least we have MORE FRENS THAT U, whoever u are. so SHUDDAP.

ate at a jap restaurant somewhere in shenton way and reminisce about pri school days.

17 people leiiiiii NUBBAD RIGHT!! and i really dun mean to be rude but....im the hottest there. sorry. sometimes no need to be humble. hahaha.

got a random call from haled who asked to meet me at TP.... what are the odds man. he was with lau and since i havent met lau in 100years, we met up for drinks!! actually i tot i could just do one drink and fuck off home to sleep but noooooooo, we (or rather i) ended up doing 4 and i got quite drunk la ma de..... zdy get drunk when i am still sick.... gotta love being drunk and high on meds.

so yes. very haps weekend. and 2 more very haps weekend more to go before i fly off to USA. finally settled 80% of the stuff.... cant wait cant wait!! ok i can feel my flu meds kicking in... time for a nap!!

haha gary barlow and robbie williams in a brokeback parody..... lovin' the gay ass video. but actually its not about being homos but more about them making up after their public spat when they were still in That That in the 90s (google the lyrics)..... oh and yes Take That is reforming with Robbie Williams now.

Was never really a fan but i think their songs are going to be better than say.... NKOTB and Backstreet Boys reform.

As much as i love planning gatherings and meetups 2 months in advance, planning for a holiday is a whole different story altogether and its such a chore. If this was my professional job i would probably enjoy it more but i seriously do not have the time. but im glad its finally taking shape.

i told myself not to meet alexis and step. but... sigh i think the gravitational force fields around us are like insurmountable so the 3 of us went to the gym together on tuesday. Sucking her into the cult that is called gymming. Then i met alexis again on Friday to gym AGAIN.... can u say "super-healthy"? totally.

what's NOT healthy thou is my dinner/supper. I had some time to kill before heading over to Simei to meet weijie and cbn and alexis had to wait for her floormates at holland v so we went to have dinner at the coffeeshop. Ate fried beef kway teow which was TOTALLY SLURPS and then order 2 bbq chicken wingssss. sinful please. We also shared 2 bottles of heineken which is totally uncle but at 7bucks a pop, such a steal compared to pubs. hahhaah.

and its fun people watching at holland v cos u see tonnes of angmoh. and being such an SPG, i LOVED IT. i swear god must a spent a lil more time on angmohs than asians because as an angmoh, all u need is to not be short, not be fat and with the right styling, u are basically hot. Case in point, just look at all the YOG athletes. WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THE ANGMOHS??!? STERIODS ISSIT wah lao all muscle gao gao so bloody tall..... our asian counterparts looks scrawny and pimply in comparison. so sad. so so sad. i know imma total sell out for being an angmoh worshipper. so sue me.

took a long bloody mrt from buona vista to SIMEI (seriously who stays in simei?) to meet weijie and bonan.... and the most frustrating thing was they decided to just buy macs and go to my void deck to chill. MA DE i should have just gone home right.... make me go all the way to SIMEI.... but its ok. Totally sinned like nobody's business and ate a pack of large fries. i swear my stomach was gonna explode. THIS SHALL BE THE LAST WEEK i eat crap like these.... no more fast food till sept 24 then i can eat all the junk food i want in USA.

saturday was spent flipping thru pages and pages of couchsurfing profiles.... trying to get myself free accoms. wah lao my eyes were going to pop out. planning trips are DRAINING. totally thot i didnt have anything to do until 8plus i fb chatted with haled who was alone at Dome so we impromptu met for drinks at TP. loves it. checked out a new bar which had ANGMOH BARTENDERS.... and i swear the bartenders are hot one sia.... SEE even angmoh bartenders look hotter than asian ones. I SWEAR. god is unfair. the new bar is pretty good! i think i shall go back there sometime soon :)

In a nutshell, that was my weekend. cant wait for the next weekend to come!!! 8gz movie outing, pri school gathering, mama's bday buffet lunch woohooo!! not forgetting LOTS of gymming. lots and LOTS!

i really dunno what else to do. if there is nothing more i can say or prove, just tell me. imma big boy i can deal with it. just.tell.me so i can move on with my life.

Being so busy the entire week, i hardly had time to plan what to do on friday and sat. Last minute step called to meet alexis and i for dinner and drinks..... seriously got to meet them every single day right.... but u know what. i dun mind cos i really had nothing to do.....

met up with step at raffles place after she ended her gig for cheryl wee... in her jazz pants and thick makeup. nice. had a quick dinner at soup spoon and then took a long walk to The Sail to meet Alexis for drinks.... actually the walk wasnt that long. we just got lost in the underpass.... can u spell LOSER. hahaha. halfway thru the walk step suddenly had stomachache and she swore she was going to shit in her pants. i was genuinely worried, not for her, but for me. cos i didnt wanna associate myself with a pants crapper. haha. kidding la. in the end we finally found alexis amidst the shitloads of people and barriers (for the YOG) and step promptly rushed to the toilet to take a crap. in the nick of time if i may add hahhaah.

had a guiness and felt uberly butch. becos only masculine men drink guiness and im a masculine man. HAHAHAH. erm very wrong. went out for *ahem a breath of fresh air and saw sam fu with his colleagues and avoided seeing him.... because i was dressed like crap (blame it on casual fridays).... yeah i have my standards. but in the end he found step and alexis first. so bo bian. got to say hi. HAHAHAHA.

we were quite tired and it was only like 8plus. and so we took another LONG walk from The Sail all the way to Esplanade. the walk was actually quite nice albeit the humidity but poor alexis and her badly blistered feet was in ultimate pain. haha. the lengths women do to look nice. walked passed the Fullerton Bay Hotel and vowed to return one day as a guest when i get really rich. its so pretty omgness. and the area looks EXACTLY like the place my sister stayed when she was in LONDON, without the yachts but seriously. i didnt knew places like these existed in spore. gaaahhhhhhhh i miss london.

finally we arrived at Esplanade where step parked her car (such GENIUS) and we heard hip hop music at the outdoor stage. YUAN LAI there was a dance comp so u know.... occupational hazard, we got to stay and watch a bit la right..... den there was this all girl group who were ok ok only la but one girl stood out la right so step said:

step: eh that blonde girl quite zai hor
alexis: where which one.
step: there the one in checkered shirt with blonde hair
me after 5 secs: omg guys..... u know who i think she is?
alexis and step: WHO?!
me: fuck man i think its chun........
step: ooohhhhh my gawd. it is her. fuck our lives.
alexis: zdy fang hair extensions gao gao la ma de.

HAHAHA seriously quite funny. and exactly what is she doing now sia where got people work and put blonde hair extensions one?!!?! by the way, she's someone we used to dance with and we all didnt really like her....

alexis finally couldnt take it no more so we decided to just leave..... and then halfway while sending her home, we decided to go RED DOT. fuck our lives. budden actually long time never go red dot la right. so we decided to call peter (who was in malaysia), dismas (who was at MBS) and chunting (who was still having dinner with her family)...... and aili we know u wun come so we didnt ask u HAHAHA. but in the end we still went la reluctantly. cos we are kinda broke and step is the queen so we must say YES. so we got there got a jug of beer, ordered chicken wings and she ate her vongole pasta..... nubbad. red dot still has nice chicken wings. chatted a while more before finally heading home.

Went to the gym to use up my last PT session.... i am officially PT-less so i got to rely on myself to go train. sian. if not for the fact that it is so darn expensive i would have continued. came back.... did nothing. made myself a drink, watched the YOG opening which was god damn boring. went out for supper and then came home to SLEEP. loves it.

Was supposed to sit my ass down today to plan for my trip (which fyi i am going to be alone 100% of the time.... cos janelle ps me dammit. i seriously need to find richer frens) but i got so bored i only managed to send out 2 couchsurfing requests..... yeah i am couch surfing.... need to save some money on accoms man. i swear this trip of mine is going to be at least 5k i am SO BROKE. please stop saying i am rich. i WAS rich 2 months ago. not now. thanks.

so yes..... alexis and step. we need to stop seeing each other. its getting kinda unhealthy in more ways than 1. let's take a 2 week break. we need time to cool off....... 3somes are fun while it lasted but NOT ANYMORE.

who would have thot this short work week was one of my most tiring weeks EVER.

the entire week was spent replying countless emails and attending endless meetings. on top of that, i had to go back for dance prac on wed till 10 and bash performance on thur. and as if that is NOT ENUFF...... i received an sms on wed afternoon that i got to brief both my aceo and ceo on thursday at 11am and 1pm. TMD FML TTM.shenjingbing pls.... really want to be so last minute right. so DIE LA RIGHT..... dance prac cannot miss... so i had to stay up till 2am to finish up my slides until my eyes almost popped out.

had to wake up at a crazy hour at 630am to go to work and i did such a shoddy job at preparing the slides until my boss said its quite crappy and made 100changes..... (FYI i have been working for 2years plus and this is the first time i am doing presentation of ANY SORT). so being a ganjiong spider i was freaking out like mad changing the contents. thank god i was high on adrenaline so the presentations went well... and once its over i literally plonked myself at my desk and zoned out for a good 15mins. goshhhhhhhh giving presentations is so draininggggggg. but quite proud of myself cos this is the first time i didnt write a script. totally impromptu.

totally zao-ed from work early (its legit ok since i went earlier too) to go to ARENA for my first bash performance (wow ok i am using the word "first" a lot of times). very sad right. i signed up to dance for bash twice and got rejected both times.... GAHHHH.

this is me and my wife. see i told u i looked tired i cant even see my eyes.

the dance went pretty well. so did peter's pageant performance..... proud of all of u. really think alumni is zai until can orgas. i was hiding one corner behind the curtain after my solo, watching them dance. and i was quite... how shall i put this, upset that i wasnt asked to dance the full item. totally a calefare for comic relief. but u know what.... watever. i'm better than this. bash and i are like starcrossed lovers. no fate.

with the rest of the dancers.... SEE i am ostracized. AIYAH..... over the hill.

5gz.... ct was busy putting on fake eyelashes while peter was preparing for his catwalk. REOWWWWWW.

after the performance i was SO HUNGRY cos i hadnt eaten since breakfast. had to skip lunch cos of the presentation. and my stomach was literally burning and twisting becos of that shot of rum i took before going on stage. so we went to hooters and ordered 50 (!!) pieces of chicken wings. yeah i am embarrassed by our gluttony. it was HUGE man but we totally finished them and other 2 plates of aglio olio and beef fondue. no more dance means NO MORE DIETS.

after dinner... i was totally ready to GO HOME but noooo them bitches wanted to club and i had to agree since step was my ride home. the music rocks but i was dead tired so i pouted the entire nite becos i really.wanted.to.go.home..... and they totally broke their promise to club for one hour ONLY. so i stormed to the dance floor and shouted at them "CAN WE GO NOW PLEASE ITS 12!!!"....... loves throwing a hissy fit. sorry ah. i dun like throwing tantrums cos it is so unmanly but i seriously dun like it when people dun honour their promises. im like that.

before we left the msian ah lian alexis totally got into a bar brawl with a drunk angmoh who was pushing us around. at first i tot she was having a dance off with him until he pushed her and she totally PUSHED HIM BACK LIKE A GHETTO GIRL. fuck ure awesome woman. i was quite shocked and yet amused at the same time... my balls nearly shrank but she was like "COME ON U DRUNKARD".... got to love a msian lian. respect. i would have totally just walked off. i dun like fights. ive never gotten into a fight my entire life. imma sissy that way.

so yeah. that was bash. i only wished i wasnt so exhuasted. if not i would have enjoyed it more. and ok..... i am officially retiring from dance. until i cannot resist it anymore and i'll pull an amanda bynes.... here's leaving with u a picture i loathe so much. because i have a tummy. love the perky ass thou.
OK BYE.

i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up. i give up.

i swear. cos this aint going nowhere. reap what you sow eh?

woots ok im back.

after cabbing back to MBS in what could potentially be the world's slowest taxi (seriously testing my patience. i even had to lie to the driver that i was having a stomachache to force him to drive faster), showered and bathed in the bathtub cos CT and step hasnt come back from Cheryl Wee's gig woohoo!! and i realised i cannot properly enjoy a bubble bath due to my impatience and inability to accept tu-ness. so sad.

Alexis and I can't wait any longer with booze sitting nice and chilled right in front of us so we decided to just HECK IT and drink while the rest are still somewhere at Marina Sq having dinner.
having my drink in a FLUTE GLASS.... im so smart i found it in one of the drawers hahaha.
me and my partner in crime. sin need to have partner, if not not fun. hahaha. finally the rest came back from the gig and of cos must bitch a lot first even before bathing.... dismas and peter went to the casino and were so loser they didnt even bet anything. lucky they are foreigners so they didnt have to pay the levy. had a couple more drinks before getting tipsy and then cocussed on the floor.

The next morning, alexis and i woke up first and we took turns waking up the rest at 9am cos we wanted to go to the pool one last time before checking out at 11am..... and the sun was omgnessly shining so brilliantly LOVE IT.
dismas and aili who unfortunately had..... *ahem blerd leaking in her nether regions that day while the rest of us are looking oh so fabulous..... behold....
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the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 version 3.0... starring from left: the bitch with a kind heart, the girl who acts rich but actually moonlight as a maid to support her extravagant lifestyle, the jock who's hiding a secret from the rest of the world, the prom queen who's dating the jock and the geek who is in love with the bitch with the kind heart. loves it so complicated.

went back to shower again and yuan lai the jock is having sex with the bitch as well. BUSTED..... ok lame. watever. so anyway THANKS STEP AND FAMILY for such a wonderful getaway!!! and looks like we are upgrading to the SUITE for the hari raya weekend too double woots please!!!!

after 2 days of partying and sleeping on the carpeted floor, i immediately concussed upon reaching home.... and had to force myself to wake up cos i had to iron my clothes..... sucks man. i swear ironing is the most boring chore EVER. it sucks the life outta u.

went out at nite to meet a fren at Zirca and the queue was INSANELY long. thank god haled and frens were already much much ahead. yay.... can cut queue hahahha. and of cos the club was packed to the max so we could only gyrate my molecules.... in the end i was so dulan i left at 2am. too tired to dance anyway...

and this morning went back hall to practise for bash. YEAH ok this is most definitely my LAST ITEM FOR KR i really hate going back hall to danceeeeeeeee. so tiring and the journey is SO LONG. ma de. have about 8 eights of solo for the upcoming bash which is this thursday at Arena. yeah ok nubbad la i need to work it more and i think i'll be fine.

hung around Holland V wala's for drinks, chicken wings and porkys with step and alexis and then headed over to haagen dazs. wah the caramel biscuit flavour is seriously nubbad!! i think its my 2nd fav after macadamia nut brittle!!

Went back hall (again) for some bbq that Terence organised and realised i was the ONLY alumni that went back...... FML should have just gone home pls.... dun think i can have home cooked food this week at all.... very very very sad. but thank god i know most of them so it wasnt weird. thanks terence and yukai for organising :) but next time please make sure more alumni come back if not i aint coming.....

yup that concludes a busy weekend and yay to a short work week this week!! looking forward to the bash item..... ok slightly. BYE!

this was pretty much an impromptu getaway thanks to step and step's family. see.... that rich bitch's auntie gamble so much that she is such a high roller (she has 10000 over mbs cashpoints) and was offered to have 2 nites free stay at MBS. since dismas's bday was coming soon, what better way to celebrate it!!

I left work on the dot *ahem and rushed down to MBS, beating all traffic and just in time to meet alibaba and step to go to the infinity pool!!

of cos cannot resist camwhoring in bath robe..... i was so excited to go swim at the infinity pool ever since i saw it during my company's outing. MY GOD. so pretty please!!
HELLO LOVELY CBD VIEW.... it's ALL MINE hahaha. thou there arent a lot of people shown in this pic. my godddd there were actually about.... hmm 1000 people in the pool. it was so crowded and there were shrieking children EVERYWHERE.... it was worse than step's voice i swear.
ZDBY choose me over waterboi. u have questionable taste aili.... so we left after a while cos the decibel range was getting close to dangerous deafness level and went back down into the room to wait for the rest of the gang.
all nice and showered waiting for em bitches.... lose it man wait so long.... alexis bitch called and said she will stay in the office longer and when i said "omg step's auntie booked a place at the lounge so we can drink for free all nite", she immediately responded "wah laoooo ok im coming now." and she hung up... what i failed to tell her was it was only starting at 11pm. what a way to trick the bitch to rush to MBS rt. hahahah
see i toldcha she'd fly down straightaway in her working clothes.... she's actually in a lot of pain cos she's wearing uber high heels.... vianpot. and she has a thousand plasters on her feet. what a sight. so the 4 of us went down to eat first la so hungry already.
WOOHOOOO oysters please..... thou there was a fairly decent range of food, i tot carousel was nicer lei.... this place just felt so.... singaporean. not atas at all.....

and since this 68bucks dinner was also sponsered by step's auntie (her points la, not in real cash), we order bubbly..... BUBBLY PLEASE>>>>>>> 118bucks just like that *snaps. cheers!! the other 3 people were so damn late and the line wiating to get a table was god damn long, the waitress came over about 3 times to ask us to give up our seats..... so traumatising. but FINALLY, everyone came!
the bday boy and step in their tribute photo for National Day.
alexis aili and peter parker..... ct was still NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.
i was getting impatient so i decided to take a stab at eating up my fhfl..... love this pic. finally ct came, stole a few pieces of cake and we were off to the lounge for drinks and step's homemade NIGELLA LAWSON'S NUTELLA CAKE.... calories overload pls.
the bday boy looking very pleased with the cake... and ohhhh all the bougies were in the shape of letters spelling out happy bday! so cute!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DISMAS.... with love from 8Gz 7Gz!!!! sorry i know i am very bitchy....
CHEERS TO BEING A WHOLE FAMILY OF BITCHES. what a way to kick start the 3D2N stay!! :) after that step's auntie brought us to see the casino from the top.... omg it was so big i didnt expect it to be this huge
and then bam i could smell the cig smell from 100feet away.... i also didnt know u could smoke in the casino... so sua ku. hahaha. the interior design of the place was kinda making me dizzy so we left after a while.... i mean nothing much to see also la right. and we decided to call it an early nite since all of us had different things to do in the morning.

The next day, me and dismas headed to town to meet the 2nd floor people to climb rock wall at orchard central.... had lunch as some lame thai restaurant place.
Since Meibao's bday was on Friday we decided to celebrate for her bday too!
happy bday bao bao!!

after lunch we went to the indoor rock climbing wall at Orchard central... i think i was a bit apprenhensive at first cos the last time i did rock climbing it was at OBS when i was still a fit sec 3 boy.... but somehow my fear of heights has grown stronger and i am no longer as strong so i was kinda freaking out a little..... our trainer was this 19 yo girl called BELLA..... and me and yk decided to be lame and crack lame twilight jokes... like "eh bella so where is edward"..... but she is this no nonsense straightfaced girl so she could only manage a "i get that very often" nonchalant reply.... we tot we sounded stupid so we gave up halfway.... hahahaha SMACKDOWN.... dun wanna piss her off la right she is in charge of our safety please.

we decided to do this team climb thing where 4 of us were chained togehter and we had to climb this ladder-ish structure..... looks lame but ITS NOT omgness i almost died i tell u.... we had so many things to do like change carabinas (?) and change ropes along the way and the ladder wasnt exactly straight. i had to twist and turn my body into positions i have never twisted before, all these in mid air i was SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT.... i sweated SO MUCH yvonne told me after the climb that my sweat was dripping all over her hahahaha. SORRY YVONNE!! and i think u rock cos u were the only girl!! in the end i made it to the top safely thanks to my super solid arm (which is aching like mad today) power... thank you god for not making me fall halfway. im still young and i am still havent had sex before. :)

after that we headed over to billy bombers for dinner before bidding an early farewell to them as i took a cab back to MBS for more partying with the dancers!!!

ok this post is too long and i need to pee and go out now.... watch out for this space for the continuation.

since i last performed.... and i kinda miss it. and i kinda dun miss it at the same time. god i am conflicted. have been practising for the 30th KR anniv for the longest time and i was hoping it would end ASAP. but now that it's over..... i mean. erm i kinda miss it. slightly.

aint gonna blog too much about it i'll just post some peektures: