Monday, March 06, 2006
So I'm leaving like, now, for Ex BlueThunder in Kanchanaburi, Thailand.
My last job as an NSF.
Not sure if they'll have internet there, so if i disappear for a month, you'll know what happened to me!
Till the 3rd of April then.. dont have too much fun without me, and remember to miss me.
People who miss me the most will most definitely be on my must-buy-souvenir list.
ORD awaits!!
he rocked the party at 6:59 AM |
1. I've more or less settled my birthday venue today.. at wonderfully quaint, breezy, next-to-the-beach Changi Sailing Club, complete with polynesian (izzat how u spell it?) torches, a buffet with an outdoor bbq, and free booooze. (Ok, so I might be sponsoring tiger beer, but you gotta buy the more expensive ones yourself u cheap drunkards. haha) Looks like my hiphop beach party concept could come true after all!
2. I'm so gonna miss dance, even if I am just missing it for 4 weeks. Got to know a whole bunch of my dance class scholars over lunch yesterday, and they're reallyreally friendly. No more act cool anti-social lionel during dance!
3. Happy birthday jaime!! Oh yes, and I need to contact mike, ck and the rest of them more often to go out with them, part of the resolution to do better in friendship maintenance!
4. Happy birthday isky! Sorry i couldnt be there to celebrate it w ya, but you know i love you all the same.. Brokeback style! (Nono.. it isnt what you think, you perverted reader you.)
5. I need more underwear.. like briefs and boxers. I dunno why but they keep disappearing. Must be those hot, pretty girls who're crazy over me. Hmm.
6. Guess what? Come 3 Apr, I'd return to singapore to my pink i/c, ORD, and a whole new exciting life ahead. -jumps excitedly- Cant wait..
he rocked the party at 12:10 AM |
Friday, March 03, 2006
This is what happens when us commandos get deployed to parachute into enemy territory during a war:
War is imminent. Redland Armed Forces are gathering their forces, preparing to invade our tiny little island. To cripple their capabilities, Singapore is launching a pre-emptive special operation strike deep into enemy territory. Commandos are to prepare to infiltrate via airborne means.
So, we'll gather in the wee hours of the morning, and wait an excruciating 1 hour for roll call to end. Since its wartime, we'll be hastily rushed to the airbase (gasp, i'd better not reveal which airbase it is.. what if Big Brother is watching?), no doubt to make up for lost time during the 1 hour rollcall.
At the airbase, we'd all have to leave our vehicles and book in at the access control point, another excruciatingly long process. Here they'll make us walk through metal detectors, check our pockets, clothes, hair, backside, underwear, and even the spaces between our toes, to make sure that we dont bring in any media storage devices or -gasp-, heaven forbid, a CAMERA PHONE. The Bane of All SAF Camps.
(So yes, potential enemies can take note that all you need to do to delay our Commandos from parachuting from planes is to plant a camera phone in his bag. They wont even let him 50m near the airbase)
Well yes, after FINALLY getting into the airbase we'd all have to troop into a humungous hangar to wait for (thoseluckybastards) pilots, who seem to have the best lives in the world, to come and fly the plane and start our jump task. This mandatory (yet unneccessary) wait usually takes an hour or more. Of course, when the time comes for the task to start, the airbase will suddenly tell us that "The wind is too strong", or "There's some admin problem", such that we'd have to wait ANOTHER 1.5 hours, before telling us that the jump is cancelled.
By then, the war would've started.
What. A. Bloody. Waste. Of. Time.
he rocked the party at 8:33 AM |
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Ever see those pictures of how a billion sperm congregate around a single egg, trying to get in?
Or how a dozen flies buzz around a single piece of food?
Or how hyenas cluster around a kill trying to get a piece of meat?
I get so turned off whenever I see a single girl (or more often, 2 girls) being mobbed by guys on the dance floor. All subtly shoving, heaving just to get closer and closer to that booty. It's quite sad really.
Even if i'd wanted to flirt with her there's no way i'd fight with every tom, dick and harry and their cousins just to dance with a girl. No grind's worth that much bros. Because firstly, there's no way you'd get her attention amidst the pack of thick, horny wolves. And second, why give her the gratification that she's the most desirable girl in the club? Even if she chooses you, she'd see you as one of those pitiful despos whom she's granted your wish to dance with her.
Oh and you know how many guys (esp on r&b nights) try to grind girls from behind? I think its a real cowardly action, seeing they've got no balls to flirt with her face-to-face. I mean, from a girl's point of view I think that'll be a major turn off. Just imagine: You're dancing, feeling the groove and enjoying your favourite song, when suddenly this hand snakes around your waist and you feel this really hard object pressing against your ass. Kinda spoils the mood, aint it?
Nono.. approach from the front boys, catch her eye, and flirt like a man.
he rocked the party at 8:55 PM |
