Granger High, Better Than Apple Pie
Sung to Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
(written by Diana, tweaked by Aja)
Senior Breakout, Homecoming, Harvest Ball, New Building
Basketball games, Excaliburs, Student I.D., and Cheerleaders
Writing essays, AP Tests, is there any time for rest?
Best friends, going on dates, stalkers that you can’t escape
Taco Tuesday, Tri-Color Times, Jeanie’s math class, Accolade rhymes
Principal Stevens, PTA, registration is today
Madrigals, TA’s, report cards, even days
Sterling Scholar, Jazz band, powdered soap to wash your hands
CHORUS
We didn’t go to Hunter
We went to Granger High
That’s better than apple pie
We didn’t go to Hunter
And we’ll always remember
The school days of September
Eat in Stonehenge, hall pass, time to take a nap in class
Honors Class-Skills for Success, Crap! She bought the same prom dress
Red gym, blue gym, school spirit, crush on him
Squashmores, getting B’s, will you sign my yearbook please?
Counselors who care, look at Todd Barfus’ hair
Social studies, baseball, making-out in the hall
Lancer Line, G-Pin, eat school lunch, tardy again
Class officers, spring break, Valley vs. West Lake
CHORUS
Track team, lettering-make sure you wear your class ring
Book reports, chemistry, bathroom’s locked-I gotta pee
Pass a class without a hitch, watch out for the seminary ditch
West-side pride, art show, there’s the bell, I gotta go
Tennis team, GTV, orchestra and assemblies
Key club, de-bate, football team goes to state
Volleyball, textbooks, Mr. Bennion’s lunch-time looks
Sir Lancer, bathroom pass, Delton Lanes during class
CHORUS
Driver’s Ed, dating hassles, playing Risk in Van Tassel’s
Homework, SBO’s, Sock Hop, let’s see those toes
Sluffing classes, school bus ride, taking all the stress in stride
Pass a note, gotta go, D’you like me? Check yes or no
After-school jobs, detention, college applications
Dave Crim, stage on fire, parking lot dips, watch your tires
Let’s be in the school play, find a costume, MORP’s today
Football team’s got the blues… oops, we made national news
CHORUS
Stage crew, wrestling, textbooks, choir sings
Sadie’s Hawkins, swim team, lunch from the vending machine
T.A.K., UEA, can’t wait for the end of the day
French club, Senior Ball, Yes I work at the mall
Early morning practice, Ari got a thirty-six
Graduate, Abravenal’s doors, I can’t take it anymore!
CHORUS
We didn’t go to Hunter
We went to Granger High
That’s better than apple pie
We didn’t go to Hunter
But when we are gone
Our memories will live on, and on, and on, and on…..