I love Dapper…I really do. He is our first baby…he’s 90 pounds of pure shedding and drooling joy. But he is DRIVING.ME.NUTS.
When I was pregnant with Hagen he sensed it and never left my side…he is doing it again. This in most instances is fine. But he is getting in the way and is old so he is also stubborn…OK, and I am stubborn too but that is besides the point. The other night, Dapper was almost adopted out because of the rage that was sent through my body, mind, and soul.
I get up a few times at night to go to the bathroom…usually in a sleepwalkers haze. Dapper sleeps on the floor beside our bed. I got two cheap fleece blankets and put one on Ryan’s side and the other on my side. That is his bed. They are washed weekly and are just perfect. Well, usually when I get up in the middle of the night I step on Dapper…his tail, paw, head…but not hard because he is usually there. BUT he also usually moves to Ryan’s side so I don’t repeat it when I get back into bed.
When I return I can see just enough to know there is a dark blanket on the floor…usually
Dapperless. Not the other night. He
didn’t go to Ryan’s side…he just moved in an even MORE inconvenient space! I fell right on top of him…big belly and all…hard. I was LIVID. I cannot even express the rage that I felt when that damn dog
didn’t move. I got in bed, Ryan was freaked out because it was loud, the dog was cowering in the corner and there I was cussing like a sailor!! Ryan patted the dog and went back to sleep. Uh…honey? I’m bearing your baby…and I
didn’t even get a pat on the head. I will let it go because he was still asleep. When I got back in bed the baby was kicking like mad…going nuts…for awhile. Everything is fine, but I was SO mad…if something happened to this baby because of his lazy dog butt I would not have been able to forgive…stupid dog…mostly nice, but stupid dog!
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Hagen was out in the yard with Ryan the other night. I was inside tending to my work email since I was at a convention all day and I heard a gut wrenching scream coming from Hagen. I jumped up and looked out the window and Ryan was holding him and Hagen was looking at his hand BAWLING! You know I’m totally picturing bone out of skin, a wasp stinger poking out of his hand, a tarantula stuck to his hand, flesh eating whatever going on, etc. You have never seen a pregnant woman run so fast…I bolted out there! Fire Ants…fire ants noshed on my baby’s hand. He had about 10 bites. We washed it up good, Ryan got the ant spray out and we killed those ants! Poor baby…it was dramatic. I do not help in these situations…I am pretty dramatic too! So now, Hagen has ANOTHER injury to let Pia know about…see…he has a hurt knee and ant bites…life blows. BTW, Bionic Pia is doing fabulous!
I’m not sure if I mentioned this or not. When I was pregnant but
didn’t know it yet, Hagen started putting his bear in his shirt at
nap time. He told his teachers that it was his baby sister. Uh…OK?!? Not sure where that came from. But about a week later we found out I was pregnant…and a few months after that found out it was a girl. It makes me wonder about this sixth sense that kids have…so cool…spooky, but cool.
Hagen is getting really excited about becoming a big brother. He shows his friends my belly, hugs it, kisses it, just excited (for now). The other night I told him that we need to practice singing songs that he liked as a baby so we can teach them to Hazel. So “You are my Sunshine”, “Baa Baa Black sheep”,
Itsy Bitsy Spider”, and ABC’s have been the hot songs before bed. The other night I put him to bed and then went to bed to watch my
DVR’d shows. I heard singing on his video monitor…Hagen was in his bed singing
Itsy Bitsy Spider while putting bear in his
jammies….he put his baby in his belly and sang to it. Then he rolled over and went to sleep…with bear safe and sound in his belly. Sweet baby…
At night I watch TV in bed…it is where I am comfortable…and hopefully I can fall asleep early. I have had a sleeping problem and have to take Tylenol PM every night. I can’t take it too early or I will wake up at 4AM and be wide awake, so Ryan usually brings it in to me when he is coming to bed between 10-10:30. It is a
laughfest every night. He comes in with a glass of water and 2 pills. He waits for me to take a swig of my water and says in a creepy voice, “Now drink up…” or “rest well my love” or “that’s a good girl” kinda like he is implying that he gave me some kind of poison. It the WAY he says it…I spit out water every night…
One last thing to talk about. Kids acting a fool at restaurants. Now, Hagen is not perfect…not by any means. He is pretty well behaved at restaurants because my Dad was SUCH a stickler with us and so we learned very early on to order for ourselves and act good…and yes it was an OR ELSE situation. He
didn’t put up with bad restaurant behavior.
Ryan and I think it is a good thing also so Hagen was brought up with the same amount of strictness. Last night proved to us that it was necessary. There was a table right by us that had kids WALKING across the table to get to the other side to be with the other parent…it was a booth. AND the parents did nothing to stop it. It is bad when the 18 year old waiter had to be the one to say “Kids, that is not safe. You could really hurt yourself”. And then the parents chime in, “Ya, so and so…let’s not do that”. Plus, it was a place that served Fajitas…so we all know they usually come on those flipping hot cast iron things…and what are the kids doing? Break dancing or something in the middle of the aisle…while waiters with huge trays of burning hot plates have to wait for them to decide to move because the parents
weren’t paying attention.
Know it all Hagen? He was saying over and over, “They are not being good listeners” and “They are not being
haved”…it’s nice to have the well behaved kid….but he’s also a bit of a tattle tale
whiny boy…
hmmm…give and take I guess…
Random as always,
Carrie