That new car smell

You may have heard of the Buick Enclave, Envista, Envision, and Encore.

Maybe you remember the GMC Envoy.

We don’t have photos yet, and we’re not sure yet under which brand General Motors will release it, but let us be the first to announce the all new Ennui. The SUV for those who don’t care what their car looks like, how long it takes you to get somewhere, who really don’t care at all. So even if we had photos, we wouldn’t post them here. If you’re an Ennui driver, you don’t care and you know that all SUVs look alike anyway. You might as well paint them bright yellow and stencil “SUV” on the side in black block letters.

Ennui. The car that says, “I really don’t give a damn.”

Breaking News!

New reporting reveals that President Donald J. Trump has rejected calls for a Cabinet-level Department of Waste, Fraud, and Abuse. He notes that, in the American Spirit of Rugged Individualism, each department head is responsible for committing waste, fraud, and abuse independently. “If one of my appointees can’t figure out how to enrich himself from this job, HE NEEDS TO BE REPLACED!” posted the Greatest President of ALL TIME.

He found that centralizing the process of committing waste, fraud, and abuse created greater efficiencies, interfering with the mission. Allowing each department head to commit his own fraud fosters individual initiative and encourages innovation.

The king’s hat

Sometimes the only appropriate response to The Man Who Would Be King is to laugh at him. For today’s No Kings sign, we went back another generation.

For those not old enough to remember, the first poster is from Gerald McBoing Boing. Gerald was the subject of a Dr. Seuss story, which was made into an Oscar-winning animated short in 1950. It was later adapted to a cartoon series. This was from an episode called Gerald McBoing Boing on Planet Moo. The second is, of course, Max from Where the Wild Things Are, by Maurice Sendak.

Gerald McBoing Boing

I’m not one for slogans (except this one):

And don’t trust me, since I’m in a club with both a motto and a slogan. But anyway, chanting slogans is not my favorite pastime, but I do like signs. A favorite read: “See ya later, alligator! At your trial, pedophile!” It came complete with appropriate illustrations.

Speeches at rallies are not always the greatest, but this one closed with the Reverend Judge Everett Mitchell (yes, he’s both a minister and a judge). He was trapped in Iran when the bombs started falling and talked of the difficulty getting home. He segued into the 1963 Birmingham, AL church bombing which killed four children. He named those kids. I wondered where he was going with this, when he spoke of the bombing of an Iranian school. He named four of the 170 or so kids killed in our names that day. It all came together.

He moved on to say that, as a minister, he can’t swear in public. If he did, that’s all that would make the news that night. Instead he said Fight United in Christ the King ICE! We got the message.

Owen Zilliak photo. As people converged from multiple directions, this was only part of the crowd.

I’m ready for my close-up

A recurring feature around here is “Not Ready for Prime Time”, a round-up of Letters to the Editor deemed unfit for publication. It is time for the next round.

Since 2011’s Act 10 brought world attention to Wisconsin, the state government has been subjected to the whims of Assembly Speaker Robin Voss. If he doesn’t like your idea, it never sees the light of day. He just announced his retirement. That story ran just above his latest obstruction.

Send in the clowns

Robin Vos says he will “miss the clowns but not the circus”. Some of us won’t miss that clown. Vos has built a career on obstructionism. The latest example appears on page one of the State Journal directly below the article announcing his retirement. Two healthcare bills passed the Assembly that day. Both had previously cleared the Senate by 32-1 votes. A breast cancer bill passed the Assembly unanimously. It had cleared the Senate four months ago. A Medicaid bill passed the Assembly 95-1. It had cleared the Senate ten months ago. With such widespread support, what made it take so long? As the paper reported, “staunch opposition from outgoing Assembly Speaker Robin Vos.” – eventually published by the Wisconsin State Journal

World Cup

The World Cup (the quadrennial football – soccer to folks in the US – tournament) is to be held in North America in the summer of 2026. Most games are scheduled in the US, but a few are to be held in Mexico and Canada. According to the Associated Press, cartel violence casts doubt on that city’s ability to host games safely. What about the US? As noted here, being a tourist is no longer safe in the US even for white people. We barely squeezed the following letter into the 200 word limit.

What will happen to the World Cup this year? Wednesday’s (2/25), State Journal ran an AP sports story casting doubt on Guadalajara’s ability to host World Cup matches.

Should we doubt the United States’ ability to host matches? The Guardian recently published British tourist Karen Newton’s tale of her six week incarceration at the hands of ICE. Newton, a 65 year old white woman, was detained at the Canadian border, transported to an unknown location, and held incommunicado. Her crime? Being a tourist. She urges Britons to avoid the US.

Since soccer (football to the rest of the world) was invented in the UK, if British fans boycott, will the rest of the world follow suit? Is it worth risking detention to come for a sporting event? If even an older white woman tourist is not safe, is anyone safe? 

Trump has declared travel bans of various levels on 75 countries. There is an exception for athletes, coaches, and their families – but not for fans. Is an athlete safe? Can he produce documents quickly enough? Are US citizens safe from agents roaming the parking lots? 

What if they gave a world tournament and nobody came? – not published by the Wisconsin State Journal

The US invasion of Iran is expensive – in direct $ going to the War Department, in cuts to other programs to fund the humungous cost overruns, and in the increased cost of petroleum products, which will trickle down to all products which rely on petroleum, which is to say, all products. The local paper ran a grossly distorted headline about the war costs. We called them on it.

The front page of the Wisconsin State Journal on Friday, March 20, is not a good look for the paper. The best case scenario is a sloppy headline writer and an editor asleep at the wheel. The worst case is that you are deliberately misleading your readership about the cost of the war against Iran. The headline reads “Pentagon seeks $2B more”. The article clearly states that the number is $200 billion. As the late Senator Everett Dirksen is alleged to have said, “A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you’re talking real money.” I think we can all agree that $198 billion is “real money” and mis-stating a number by a factor of 100 is egregious, whether an error or deliberate. Do better. – not published by the Wisconsin State Journal

One example of the cost of this war is that Iran’s drones cost $20,000-$50,000 each. The missiles the US shoots them down with cost $3,000,000 each. Assuming we never miss, that’s about a 10:1 ratio in costs.

Supreme Court

A candidate for the Supreme Court of Wisconsin was recently hospitalized with kidney stones. A scheduled debate was postponed as a result. The last supreme court race in this state set a new U.S. (which likely means world) record for campaign spending on a court election, thanks in part to a huge influx from Elon Musk. While the races are purportedly non-partisan, that has become a joke.

This year’s race has been much quieter. When the local paper ran the story about a candidate going to the hospital, that fact was not the lede. Before that came “Democratic-backed candidate”. I decided to call them on it.

…and your point is? On Thursday, March 26, the State Journal ran a front-page story ostensibly about a Supreme Court debate being postponed because Judge Chris Taylor was sent to the hospital with kidney stones.
But did you lead with that? No, you led with “Democratic-backed candidate”. When her opponent was mentioned, you didn’t point out that she has been endorsed by our entire Republican congressional delegation. Nor did you note the plethora of inflammatory anti-Judge Taylor headlines on wisgop.org.
So was the point to try to convince us that Judge Taylor is a political hack? Was the news just a hook to hang your bias from? Oops. Instead you exposed your writer as a hack. That should be why you employ editors. Or was this an editorial decision and not an oversight? I now have a bit of buyer’s remorse for renewing my subscription.

That one raised some hackles. I got a swift reply from the Opinions Editor who said, “Thanks for the feedback. I’ll share it with our news editors.

I think the point was just to let our readers know that the debate was postponed, and it focused at the top on Chris because she was the one who has a health issue, prompting the delay. I didn’t read any bias into the article.

Over here on the opinion page, we’ve endorsed Chris in the past. So I don’t think we’re out to get her. 😊”

Notice that he glossed over the fact that the “focus on Chris” was on her endorsement by the Democratic party, not on her trip to the hospital; the whole point of my letter.

Blinded by science

One of the things folks who don’t do science sometimes misunderstand about it is that we don’t always get things right the first time. Sometimes what we see (like that earth is the center of the universe and everything revolves around it) is wrong – or at least our interpretation is. Beliefs can stay the same forever with nothing to back them up, but as new data are found, science changes.

I’ll admit I only knew this title, not the actual song. Posting it here is the first time I’ve heard it.

Bike racers once believed that smoking a cigarette before a climb would open up your lungs, improving your aerobic capacity and making you climb faster.

Then it was believed that wider handlebars opened up your chest wall and gave your lungs more room to expand, with the same result. I once test rode a bike at a shop that set up all bikes with 44 cm handlebars for that reason. It felt weird. I shopped elsewhere. Now the trend is toward ever-narrower bars for improved aerodynamics. There is a UCI ( Union Cycliste Internationale) regulation to prevent using bars that are too narrow (which would make a bike hard to control).

In the bicycle world, most research centers around racing, and the findings eventually trickle down to bikes for ordinary folks…or else ordinary folks who don’t consider themselves ordinary spend big bucks to get the latest and greatest. Unless your name is Tadej Pogačar or Demi Vollering, or you’re chasing them, maybe you don’t need a new bike every year.

You’d think that the skinny tubes on a steel-framed bike would be more aerodynamic than the fatter carbon fiber frames but no, since carbon fiber can be molded to any shape, the fatter but sculpted frame is more aerodynamic.

Once, lighter was better. UCI came out with a minimum weight to prevent building bikes that were so light they might break apart under hard cornering or disintegrate in a crash. There’s a class of bikers known as “weight weenies” who shave every gram they can to make a light bike.

But now, with the detailed measurements available in a wind tunnel, it has been found that a more aerodynamic frame is faster than a lighter but less aero frame. Bikes have gotten heavier again – disc brakes have something to do with that. But do you ride fast enough for improved aerodynamics to matter? Maybe you should just see a cosmetic surgeon and get your body made more aerodynamic. I actually found a tech writer who admitted this, saying “It’s always worth remembering that between 70 and 80% of your drag comes from your body, not your equipment, so maybe that’s food for thought…”

Does this mean anything to you and me? The term “marginal gains” is all the rage. The idea is that all of the big gains have already been found and now incremental improvements can make tiny differences. Each year something changes incrementally. It might make the elite a few seconds faster over 200 km. It might not matter to the rest of us.

It was once thought that the skinniest and highest pressure tires were fastest. Tires were nominally 700x18c at 120 PSI. New research shows that a skinny tire at high pressure tends to leave the ground by just a bit on rough terrain. That momentary slight loss of traction slows you down. Some pros are now running 700x30c at 50-60 PSI. The larger tire at lower pressure acts as a shock absorber. That also saves your back, shoulders, and hands.

But was this always true and previous science was wrong, or is a reflection of lighter and stiffer (less vertically compliant) frames? Are skinnier and higher pressure tires still right on your old bike? One article I read reports that all of the difference in shock absorption comes from the tires and the seatpost and almost none from the frame – so wider and lower pressure tires are better for everyone. But of course, there are limits. If you’ve ever ridden with a tire going flat, you know it feels like a worn-out mattress and you keep getting slower.

Rolling resistance has also been shown to be reduced with wider tires. It used to be thought that the skinnier the tire and the higher the pressure, the lower the rolling resistance.

Crank length used to be based on leg length. The longer your legs were, the longer the recommended crank length. A few pros switched to much shorter cranks. Now that is all the rage. I’ve read a few articles purporting to be about the science. I have not yet read the underlying papers. The summaries don’t appear to take leg length into account. They just talk about crank length with a bunch of subjects.

If you’re considering shorter cranks because Jonas Vingegaard rides shorter cranks and he’s fast, I’d read the actual studies before dropping big bucks. He was faster than you and me before he switched to shorter cranks. I found an article by Lennard Zinn (a framebuilder and tech writer) which starts by saying “First off, you are not going to measurably gain or lose power with a change of a few millimeters in crank length. For people asking about ‘shorter’ cranks, I ask, ‘shorter relative to what?'” The rest of the article requires a subscription.

Pros are riding faster than ever. One reason might be hydraulic disc brakes, which brake more quickly and forcefully, allowing you to carry more speed into a turn. Gearing has changed – where you once had (nominally) ten gears, you now have 24 or 26. Wider tires are also credited with more stability to corner at higher speed. And improved nutrition (better drugs? asks the cynic) makes stronger riders who recover faster.

What all of this means to me is that, while my 35+ year old steel bikes may be considered collector’s items, my 10 year old carbon fiber bike is merely considered obsolete. It can’t use disc brakes, it won’t accept wide tires, it wasn’t designed for electronic shifting.

But what this all really means, is that obsession with data tends to interfere with BFUs (Big Fun Units).

And is everything really about science? I vividly recall the day when, after test-riding more than 30 bikes at shops all around the San Francisco Bay Area, I threw my leg over one bike and knew almost before I got out of the parking lot “This is my bike!” I rode off anyway. I alternated between thinking, “I should turn back” and “I don’t ever want to turn back”. After climbing a couple of steep hills to be sure, I turned back. I bought that bike. I still have it. Would science tell me why that was the bike for me, or just BFUs?

Are you riding more now but enjoying it less? Stop measuring watts and start measuring BFUs. But wait! You can’t measure BFUs. Duh…that’s the point.

Mmmmm

Speaking of BFUs, County Highway M used to be a fun ride around the bigger lake, when you didn’t want to go too far out of town, but wanted a longer ride than circling the smaller lake.

With suburban growth to the north, it became more of a busy highway – a road to avoid except for the brief stretch necessary to get out of town. With the temperature climbing toward (and beyond) 70º F (21º C) a week after the blizzard, it was time to head out of town. A new bike path has been built parallel to Highway M, so I decided to follow it. It goes almost to Middleton before it dead ends. I headed away from town on Highway K, which was much too crowded to be fun. Too many people in cars headed out.

I saw a half-fast friend in his car at the intersection with K. He warned me not to ride to Roxbury. I don’t know why, but maybe that’s where all the traffic was headed. Weekday riding is better. Another benefit to retirement. As soon as I could, I turned off onto a town road. There is still snow in the ditches so I made a quick stop.

Yeah, I know, he’s a bit lumpy and unfinished. I was in a hurry to get back on the road and my feet were getting a bit wet through the ventilation holes in the shoe uppers. Red-wing blackbirds are back. I think I saw a robin, but it was a quick glance so I can’t be certain.

There were plenty of BFUs to be had with a 73 year old body on a 37 year old bike made of steel with downtube shifters, rim brakes, 700x23c tires, and only 14 gears. Yeah, it’s the bike I mentioned above the Camel ad.