I worked out my arms using free-weights. PAIN!!!
Then I went on a walk. Not just any walk though. Oh no. You know me. It was a greatly INTENSIVE walk. There are two insane hills partly behind my apartment complex. Normally I have my double stroller so this is the first time I swished and sashied my hips all on my lonesome.
I have to say:
1. I was somewhat lonely.
2. My hip shake-age was OUT of control!
3. This was my first time back to the "hills" since I was followed by some creeper.
Oh wait. I never told you about that did I? ...
About a month ago I was walking with my children to Dan and Rachel's (before their infamous move) making sure to move my hips to the rythm of my heart (wait... ex the heart part). When I had turned a corner some hispanic man was sitting in his SUV truck grinning at me. Needless to say the hip movement ceased until I was far away from the oogling eyes of said creeper.
On my way home I decided to go back the same route. And there sat "said creeper" waiting for me. Now I don't KNOW if he was waiting for me but what followed was still scary. As I passed his black dodge durango he slowly pulled out behind me. I slowed down and stopped. He stopped. I started walking ... more quickly. Yup you got it- he sped up a little.
So you can pretty much bet I was having something close to a heart attack. My heart was pounding and I started sweating profusely. Saying a prayer quietly to myself I decided I was just going to turn around and go back. I was worried however that I wouldn't be able to run my overweight body up those two hills back to the Olsen's. Once I stopped- agian, Mr. Creeper stopped ... and ... waited. I didn't know WHAT to do. I kept telling myself that I needed to stay in control. Once you show "fear" then the predator knows he has won. So I waited there at the corner stairing at this man.
I don't know what it was, my show of defiance or his impatience but he hit the gas and peeled very angrily out. As he squeeled around the corner (literally) I had a hard time keeping my composure. The Spirit was very strong and very obvious to me that I needed to leave, quickly. I began running home. Pushing my double stroller with my two beautiful children holding on for dear life I turned the corner and low and behold guess who was "waiting" for me.
I stopped running immediately. I continued walking brisquely biting my tongue to help keep the tears at bay. He was driving towards me. Slowly.
As he passed me he rolled down his window ... and with a very dirty look he smiled at me with the eyes of a predator. THAT'S IT! I'M DONE. I ran. I RAN WITH MY BABIES. I ran like a mother instinctively protecting her children. I prayed. Bawling I rounded another corner onto the busy street. I kept running. I turned to see if I could see his vehicle (not wanting to lure him to my home) and continued running. I ran zig-zagged through different buildings and finally made it home.
And there I stayed for two days.
Anyways- there you have it. My horrible experience with a dirty man stairing at my shaking hips. I KNEW this would happen! I always seem to attract nasty men- even when I'm FAT!!! I know this is silly, but will it get worse as I lose weight? GRR. I hope not. Time to take some women self-defence courses.
Well back to my original thought- I walked those hills yesterday by myself. It was a quick walk that got my heart pumping. About a block away from home I started jogging. This is a huge fete for me. Running is very painful because of womenly assets and my hip. Crazy female apendiges. It's insane what a woman goes through through out her life.
SO!!! Here are my results! I'm pretty proud since last week I gained BACK inches. I've not only gotten back to where I was- but I've lost even more.
Pounds lost: 2
Total pounds lost: 22
Weight: 247 (only 78 more pounds to go!)
Neck: 14.25 lost .5 in. this week (started at 15.5 inches)
Chest: 45.5 lost 1 in. this week (started at 49.0 inches)
Upper Arm: 13.25 lost .25 in. this week (started at 15.0 inches)
Fore Arm: 10.25 lost .25 in. this week (started at 11.0 inches)
Upper Waist: 38.75 lost .75 in. this week (started at 42.0 inches)
Lower Waist: 42.75 lost .75 in. this week (started at 46.5 inches)
Hips: 49.25 lost .25 in. this week (started at 52.25 inches)
Thigh: 23.5 lost 1.5 in this week (?) (started at 26.0 inches)
Calf: 16.75 lost .25 in this week (started at 17.5 inches)
Well all in all I've had a GREAT week. Before last weeks weigh in my thigh measured in at 24 inches. So perhaps I was retaining some water last week due to my cold and what not. I hope I didn't lose muscle there because an inch and a half is A LOT to lose. Hmmm...









So back to the issue at hand. Sometime this week Dan is going to take my measurements again. He would like to do them before I start working out again, so that we have an accurate idea of where I'm going to be at. I am a little worried because I'm sure my body has changed these last two weeks, and probably not for the better. But that's okay. Really... once I begin my exercise routine again I'll hopefully have renewed energy. (Not dead like Michael Jackson though...) 













