Hillary, Todd, and some little girls

omg the neighbors had a baby last week and they WILL NOT STOP talking to it. NONSTOP. NOT STOPPING. anyways, it's great, but it's really distracting when i'm trying to write my 20 page paper.

is there really anything sexier than a foxy husband who will clean the house really quickly as soon as you ask him to?




the answer is No.

stella blue, frankie, and baby alta.




stella is too gorgeous. i can't stand it.

i can't tell if my neighbors had their baby and it's making noises or if my neighbors are having sex in their kitchen...

i really hope they're not having sex.

the number of written tests i've graded today with really poor spelling frightens me.

and makes me wonder how they graduated from high school.

...and how they got into college.
autocorrect and spellcheck aren't going to save you, you morons.



"suizide" (i hate you.)
"scull" (more than one student spells it this way)
"testimnt"
"Bysatene" (instead of Byzantine)
"Bysanteen"
"ivery"
"juxtupostition"
"corination"
"Carolynin" (instead of Carolingian)
"idol" instead of "idle"
"atention"
"verticaly"
"galery"
"leters"
"ribon"
"figuars" (x2)
"aparent"
"beirds" (WTF beards??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? beirds is not easier than beards)
"bounsing"
"reprisenting"
"bowel" (instead of bowl!)
"comiting"
"crusifiction"
"moseich"
"serface"
"chiping"
"techneque"
"wich"
"wiggal"
"agains" (meant against)
"circomescribable"
"devel" (who doesn't know how to spell devil?)
"miricles"
randow (the m is upside down, it's ok)
sensasion
acoplated (I think they meant accompanied)
"coopersmiths" (i don't even know what they are talking about)

i would watch Full House and Step by Step every week day after school when i lived in Victoria, BC. why was there always snow in the thanksgiving episodes??? why would it be thanksgiving and they would always be talking about "the holidays" and Christmas? they were getting way ahead of themselves because thanksgiving is on the second monday in october! sheesh.





another thing i would wonder was when my mom would say "up and at 'em!" i would wonder what Adam had to do with me getting up. and was Eve coming too?