goodbye ; 9/27/2009 09:57:00 PM
Thursday, September 17, 2009;
okay, i think i should liven up this blog a bit.let's start with today's work.idk what's up with my luck with indians nowadays.must be there's some mastermind behind this.like keep sending bunch and bunch of them to irritate me.while i was working today, two of these species came in.
which, i would prefer to identify as females.
stood there for like 10 mins, trying to make up their mind.finally, decided to decide what they decided to decide with, placed their order.Bitch: "can i have va medium latte, low vat milk please. oh, and a medium latte, skinny too."Me: *wondering, is there a difference between the two..?*Me: "having here right?"Bitch: "yes."Me: "rights ma'am, that'll be $10.20 in total (:"and while i was doing the drink..Bitch: "both low vat milk right?" *and points a finger trying to tell me VAT to do. cb.Me: "yes ma'am (: skinny."Bitch: "oh is it vahnilla latte?"Me: "oh u ordered a vanilla latte?" but i'm fucking sure she order two similar lattes separately.Bitch: "yeah."and proceeds to sit down HAPPILY with friend.and the drink is done.she came over.Bitch: "oh, could u put it vin a takeavay cup for me? i thought i mentioned vit just now."Me: *i think i gave a oh changed ur mind again face* "okay."Bitch: called my manager and asked "vam i too soft? cos i told her to put it in a takeavay."which i am already putting it in a takeaway, you knn cb fuck.
then i passed her the drink.
and babbles on about why she wanted it in a takeaway,
what cos raining, so decided to sit in instead.
sorry madam, i am so totally NOT interested in why u decided to change that mind of urs.
if u even have one.
so save ur breath and fuck off alrdy.
she took her "TAKEAWAY" drink and continue to sit with her friend.irritate not enough, decided to come back again.Bitch: "is this a double shot latte?"Me: "yes ma'am, why?"Bitch: "well, how sure vare you? cos it tasted super light."fucking hell.i'm the one doing the drink, am i supposed to doubt how many shots did i pour in?oh, maybe it tasted light cos i SPITTED non-stop into the thing.
and if it's super light, you can just say it straight, i can do a new one,
or add more shots for u.
i see no need for the sarcasm.
thanks man.
and i haven't slept enough today.
so i think i unconsciously gave her the fuck you face many times.
cos she appeared a little guilty when she's leaving.
fuck.anyway, a huge turning point.
had nothing to do that day, and decided to google yo mama.
these came out.
`Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.`Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!`Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.`Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.`Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.`Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.`Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck`Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."`Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.`Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.`Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes "one at a time please."`Yo mama so fat when she bunjee jumps she goes straight to hell.`Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK."okay enough of the insults.i think if i were to say all of this into the blackies face i'd be damn satisfied for now.
goodbye ; 9/17/2009 01:16:00 AM
Friday, September 11, 2009;
goodbye ; 9/11/2009 10:53:00 PM
