If you give a boy a birthday, he'll probably do this:
And when you're done doing that, he'll probably ask you for a muffin.
And when he's done eating muffins he'll probably want to go to the zoo so he can hug a cement frog.
And when he's done with that, he'll probably want to sit in front of the giraffe area and make faces at the camera with his Dad and little brother.
But since that won't be enough silliness, he'll probably want to make silly faces with his mom too.
After making all those funny faces, he'll probably want to ride a shark.
But since the shark can't go on land, he'll ride a lion instead, and attack his dad with it.
He'll probably be hungry and REALLY fight taking a family picture, so you'll have to bribe him with jellybeans so he'll sort of smile for the camera.
You'll have to make sure the kitchen is all decorated so that he feels really powerful.
And you'll have to light some candles because it wouldn't be a good birthday without melted wax on your piece of cake.
And if you give him a birthday cake with cars on it, you should probably make sure he gets a Cars book as a present.
And while you're at it, you should probably also give him a camera so he can bribe himself with jellybeans to smile for a picture.
And if you have all these pictures at the end of the day, you will probably need to post them on his blog to remember his awesome 4th birthday!
The End
Lincoln and his school friend Lily watching a movie before his party officially starts.
Transformers cupcakes. They transform into happy feelings when you eat them.
The party: More than meets the eye
Lily was a great help to Lincoln in opening his presents.
In fact, she was so helpful, she even opened a couple of them all on her own. :)
Lincoln waiting patiently for his Decepti-dog
It all started out fairly normal with only minor packing peanut spillage
The presents were great and he was super excited about them. But the victim is a boy and as such is consequently attracted to anything that can be turned into an incredible mess. It started with him rolling on the floor in the already spilled peanuts. This was amusing and elicited many laughs from onlookers.
But suddenly a maniacal cackle escaped his lips as an idea struck his brain like a bolt of lightning! A bolt of lightning!
There really was nothing onlookers could do. It all happened so quickly they had no time to react other than to snap pictures.
WARNING: The following photos are extremely graphic. Please continue at your discretion.
Investigators are still trying to determine how a peanut ended up in the victim's ear.
Within moments, the victim shuddered violently on the floor amidst the debris and collapsed into a sudden coma. Authorities have finally determine the cause:
A packing peanut allergy
And when he's done eating muffins he'll probably want to go to the zoo so he can hug a cement frog.
And when he's done with that, he'll probably want to sit in front of the giraffe area and make faces at the camera with his Dad and little brother.
But since that won't be enough silliness, he'll probably want to make silly faces with his mom too.
After making all those funny faces, he'll probably want to ride a shark.
But since the shark can't go on land, he'll ride a lion instead, and attack his dad with it.
He'll probably be hungry and REALLY fight taking a family picture, so you'll have to bribe him with jellybeans so he'll sort of smile for the camera.
You'll have to make sure the kitchen is all decorated so that he feels really powerful.
And you'll have to light some candles because it wouldn't be a good birthday without melted wax on your piece of cake.
And if you give him a birthday cake with cars on it, you should probably make sure he gets a Cars book as a present.
And while you're at it, you should probably also give him a camera so he can bribe himself with jellybeans to smile for a picture.
And if you have all these pictures at the end of the day, you will probably need to post them on his blog to remember his awesome 4th birthday!
