Saturday, February 28, 2009

i bought taffy last weekend...



and I went to an AMAZING photography school weekend class!
I LOVED it!
And I will never shoot on Automatic again!
Thanks RMSP!
I loved it so much, I am going to their weekend class in Salt Lake in March!
Come and join me!!
{oh, and Collette, can I stay with you?!}

Monday, February 23, 2009

Anyone know where I can get a weave?

Okay, it is late. Really late. But this is hilarious.

Go go Google.
Type "{your first name} needs"
And then write down the first 10 things that appear.

I could do this all day!
And some are kinda true!

Go now!!


Janelle's Top 10 NEEDS!
1. Janelle needs to be rescued.
2. Janelle needs to take one for the team
3. Janelle needs your help.
4. Janelle needs Will’s undivided attention
5. Janelle needs a liiiifffeee!
6. Janelle needs a warm safe home that is securely hers.
7. Janelle needs to win already.
8. Janelle needs to keep her buxom level down.
9. Janelle needs the projection updates by Monday.
10.Janelle needs some warming up
And my personal favorite...
11. Janelle needs a nice long weave all the other chicks are wearing then you idiots would love her!

Ironically enough, I have an appointment today at 11 for my weave consultation! How does google do it?!? ;)


Sunday, February 15, 2009

actual conversations from this weekend's singles conference...

Background:
Albert, approximate age 57, bushy mustache, slow, slow speaker, dishoveled appearance. His first words to me:

Albert: You look like you could be on Broadway.
Me: Wow! Thanks, I have never had that compliment before.
Albert: You have a very...um...I mean with your hair (motioning wisps of hair)...you just....um....I don't know how to describe it....Not too many people look like you!
Me: Thanks?

20 minutes later....

Albert: I mean, she (pointing to Sister Kristen Oaks (Dallin's wife) looks like the first lady.
Me: Michelle Obama?
Albert: No...the
Me: Yes, she does look like Laura Bush.
Albert: Yeah! But you, you don't look like anyone!

I think it is suppose to be a compliment??

Background:
Wen-Long Wang AKA "Sasha", approximate age 46, Asian (in case you couldn't infer from the name). I had been looking back at another man that was behind Sasha (several times) and the last time, I noticed Sasha's seductive eyes...

After the closing prayer...

Sasha: Hi. I noticed you at the dance. I really wanted to ask you to dance, but you were always occupied and then I couldn't find you (note: he said some other things, but I could only decipher this much)
Me: Oh, yeah?
Sasha: And then I saw you sitting here and I saw you laugh silently with your friends.
Me: Oh.
Sasha: I really like your hair....it's just...one of a kind.
Me: Oh, yeah, it is kind of crazy!
Sasha: No, not crazy, beautiful. You must be the only one with this color in the room.
Me: No, I saw more red-heads.
Sasha: Well, a lot of you ladies look pretty from behind, but you, you turn around and your face...it's like no others!
Me: Thanks?

I don't even know how to end this post...THAT's how awkward it was!

all the single ladies....

Why is it that every time you put on lots of make-up and "go glam" you suddenly can't smile???