Often times when I tell some people that I am the assistant coach for the forensics team, they look at me with shock in their eyes. I can read what they are saying...
You have a team of high school students who study dead bodies?I quickly clarify that it is the Speech and Debate team at the high school, a member of the National Forensics League. I have been the assistant coach for nine years now. I happened to have opened my big mouth one summer nine years ago, when the former assistant coach had resigned to move back to her home state with her husband. I remember it like it were yesterday...Maureen and I were in the parking lot after a Saturday of shopping and having lunch, as she was moving soon, and we happened to run into Lyle and the school receptionist, who had also been out for the afternoon and used the high school parking lot as the meeting place. I casually told him that I'd be happy to help him out.
I had NO clue what I was getting myself into. It has been nine years of:
~getting onto the big yellow taxi (school bus) at anywhere from 5 AM to 7 AM Saturday mornings during the winter to head all across Ohio.
~spending countless hours during and after school preparing students for various tournaments.
~sitting in rounds watching high school students perform their pieces, or give their speeches.
~having mental struggles during rounds, trying to decide who should get the "one" and who needs to come in second.
~getting home on Saturday nights around 11 PM or midnight.
~working with some of the most incredible educators from across the state...ESPECIALLY the Western Ohio coaches!!!!!!
~getting to hug my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth place finishers at each tournament.
~getting to hug my state qualifiers.
~getting to hug my national qualifiers.
This year, on Valentine's Day to be specific, I got to hug
FIVE national qualifiers.
FIVE! It is the ultimate test of our work as coaches, and the ultimate test of our students. The most students we've brought to a national tournament is four. And to think...we still have one more tournament in April which could potentially add two students to our group.
All five qualifiers are seniors. All male. And all wonderful students:
Dennis is going in United States Extemporaneous Speaking (he gets 30 minutes to prepare a seven minute speech on a topic he picks at random at the start of the round). This is his
second trip to Nationals.
Joe and Brian are going in Public Forum Debate (they debate both the pro and con side to a given topic. This months' topic was: Resolved: That, on balance, the rise of Brazil, Russia, India, and China (BRIC) has had a positive impact on the United States. Next month, at the state tournament, they will debate this topic: Resolved: That, on balance, the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001 has improved academic achievement in the United States.) This is their first trip to Nationals.
Dan and Garet are going in Duo Interpretation (they perform a ten-minute cutting from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". The hard part about their piece that the only time they are allowed to look at each other and touch each other is during the introduction and transitions. The rest of the piece must be done in synchronization but without looking at each other.) This is their first trip to Nationals.
So from June 14 to June 19, we'll be in Birmingham, Alabama for the National Tournament.
EDITED: I should also add that yesterday, when the tournament was held at our high school, we were awarded with the team Sweepstake Award, meaning we had the most points from the two day tournament. That was a pleasant shock for us too!