So, I've got this kid. Her name is Mikayla.She's turned into a she-demon. Granted, she's got a bad case of the snots right now and is full of grumpiness, but that's not what I'm really talking about.
She's mobile. And strong. And she has a large appliance fetish.
Take the dishwasher.
If I dare to open the dishwasher to load or unload the necessary culinary items, she hears the creak of it and bolts into the kitchen. Within moments she's perched on top of the open door, crowing and banging her chest in joy.
It does not matter how many times I pull her down. She gets back up. It's like crack, she can't walk away.
My only choice is to leave the dishwashing for the evenings. The stink of food is all the baby's fault.
Despite the cold on her tootsies, she climbs right up inside! There she is, belly up to the celery and eye level with the egg carton, getting colder by the moment, but, still!, she beelines to the refrigerator as soon as she hears the vacuum seal break in opening.
This morning she was quicker than me. I heard Maggie open the refrigerator for a piece of string cheese and I moved to the kitchen myself.
Mikayla beat me there. She was already in the refrigerator, having elbowed Maggie out of the way.
She grabbed a carton of Yoplait, tucked it under her arm with a finesse that would please any Monday Night Football quarterback, and headed to her hidey-hole, under the table in the living room.
I rescued the Yoplait. But it was hard, she had a pretty good grip on it. And get this - when I opened it, she didn't even want a spoonful!
If you have any advice, please let me know. In the meantime I'm keeping the small appliances locked away. Blenders and chainsaws would not be a good combination.
