I was fortunate to have an assistant this time. An old friend from high school, Max, went with me. Max has several engineering degrees from Stanford, so he got the jobs like figuring out how to make the container of pop-up wipes work properly. They are used to clean the birds' feet in the morning before judging.
Like Carlotta, Max used to show horses. They're both handy assistants because they understand about grooming procedures and can handle animals. It takes someone who won't just turn loose of a squawking chicken and watch it fly for the rafters.
I appreciate driving with a good navigator. Max is a good navigator because he's skilled with his smart phone and its GPS capabilities. Sometimes he'd even look up from his phone to read road signs. Bob's friend Jonathan has similar skills. Both are computer nerds.
I am a jabberbox when I travel with someone else in the car. I love lively conversation and debate. Carlotta and I argue about everything. Bob and I used to have indepth philosophical conversations to and from chicken shows when he was 8. Or he'd sing "99 Bottles of Beer" and drive me nuts. John just told me to shut up, not to talk while he was driving (we didn't often travel together). Max held up his side of the conversation, but whenever I'd ask one of my rhetorical questions, he'd google the question and come up with an answer. That was great!
I took 17 birds to this show: 4 white Old English bantams, 12 Dominique bantams, and a large fowl Ancona pullet. The judge was Donald Barger. Here he is examining one of my Dominiques. Please note the clear barring on the bird's wing...that's a wonderful thing.
Was he calling for advice on how to judge the class?
No, Donald's mom called while he was working. Note to all sons: Donald is a good example, always pick up the phone when your mom calls.
Here is the same bird, #16. By the end of the day he had won Best of Breed, Best RCCL and was Reserve Bantam of the Show. That was fun.
My Ancona pullet won Best Mediterranean. Max and I went to lunch with our old horse show friends Joan and Bill, who live in nearby Yerington (as much as anything in Nevada can be described as nearby) and came over to visit for the day. When we got back to the show room, a photographer was taking the class winners out of their cages and photographing them. On an open table in the middle of an open room. Yikes!
Anconas are quite flighty. I said, "I doubt my Ancona will cooperate. It would be just fine to NOT take her picture." "Oh no," I was told. "The photographer is very good with chickens."
So I found a comfortable seat that was close enough to enjoy the show. There were lots of kids around. I figured that when the bird got loose one of them would catch her. Eventually.
But the photographer really WAS good with the birds. Great, even. He spent time settling them down, then walked back to his camera and shot the pictures.
He got several nice shots of my girl before she took off flying. He caught her in mid-air and walked her back to her cage, talking to her. What a very nice fellow.
Fallon wasn't the first show of the year, but not everyone attends every single show. This was the first time I got to see some of my friends.
Here are Max and I with Kathy and Ryan, two of my favorite chicken show people.
We traveled back from the show on Sunday morning and got home before Bob and his friends were even finished with breakfast. I had barely stepped through the door when I was met with stories about what a bad boy Wesley the cat had been. "Whoa!" I said. "Give me a minute to put this all into perspective and find just the right way to express to you all that I really don't give a shit."
This week is a short one for me. Another chicken show on the weekend, I will be driving all the way to Ventura by myself. In addition to 17 show birds, I need to take as many birds to sell as will fit in the car. It's got me a little strung out trying to get it all organized. Only one show in November, though, so there'll be plenty of time to rest. And catch up on the stories about Wesley.
One more note. Just before I left one of the folks from Davis Ranch brought me this baby Tubby Dove.
They found it on the ground near the Ranch Cafe. I put it in a little carrier and took it to Fallon with me. When I got home, its sibling was waiting. It had also been found on the ground, but had been pecked on the head. It's usually a parent bird that does that. I was surmising that someone may have shot the father (dove hunting season is on) and the mother couldn't feed the babies, so she kicked them out. But yesterday afternoon I found a baby pigeon in the pigeon pen with a similar story. The weather has turned, maybe there's something about that that prompted the babies' parents to abandon them.
Anyway, now there are 3 babies to hand feed and pack along with me. Anna has volunteered to take care of them while I'm in Ventura. She's such a peach.




















