Well, unfortunately I don't have any really exciting calls to write about this week, but I can tell you a little bit about the many un-emergent calls we are called to on a daily basis. The other day, I believe it was after the second or third call that (what do you know!) was non-emergent! I begin contemplating about the area I come from, I guess some would call it the sticks or redneck country, hick-town, what have you. Anyways, I was thinking about how things are done and about the life we tend to live (or the way of life) in a rural area. Many, of us would not think of calling 911 at the first sign of a child choking. The times I can recall one of my younger siblings or a niece/nephew choking someone always runs to the child and either picks them up or leans them forward and begins to slap them on the back. Thanks be to our Father in Heaven they have always regurgitated what was in their mouth or throat and have been okay.
I wonder, at what point would you call 911? Do we wait until the child or adult is no longer breathing or making an attempt to cough or gasp for a breath of air? I think many of us would wait to call until that point. I am not saying this is right or wrong, but simply stating the mind frame I would have to wait until I thought it was an actual emergency to call. Would it be an abuse of the system to call 911 in the moment your child begins choking? Not at all! I cannot tell you of the relief I (and many other EMS personnel) would have, to arrive on scene and see that the child no longer has an airway obstruction and is alert and breathing. In fact, again.... where I come from if the child spit out whatever they were choking on I believe the caller would make an attempt to call 911 and cancel the ambulance if they (the Ambulance crew) were not already on scene by the time the child was Ok.
With that I preface, my argument or comparison of different types of people I encounter here in OKC. We are often called to a home/apt for a person that has been sick for the past 2 or 3 days and has come to the decision that their illness is an emergency and they need to go to the hospital by ambulance. Whether they are ill with nausea/vomitting or have been experiencing hot and cold chills, they call. Did it ever cross their mind that they could go to a clinic and see a Doctor that would charge them a lot less than what an ER visit costs? Oh wait! If they do that they would have to find a ride to the clinic, and if their only option was a cab, they would have to pay for it out of pocket. Instead, they would rather just call 911 and have an ambulance rush to their address, pick them up, and take them to the ER where we will either put them in triage (I should start practicing this more) or get them directly into a room. So, who's pocket does that come out of? Your's and mine! The Taxpayers of America, The land of the free! :) Did we lose the original and honest meaning of what "The Land of the Free" actually means? Our lovely welfare system contributes more and more to that demographic of society.
Now, this might make some of you sick, so I will forewarn you. This is an actual statement that was documented by our dispatcher from a caller who dialed 911.
REASON FOR CALL: and I quote, "They (the Hospital?) told me that if I took him/her myself they would just make us wait."
(Yes, I see that would be a huge inconvenience for you, I see how this makes your situation an emergency.)
HAHA! (I am not really laughing, are you?)
Wait it gets better!
One of my fellow Paramedic students had a patient say this to them.......
Patient: "I want to finish my cigarette before we go."
Paramedic: "Ok, obviously this is not an emergency and if you need a ride to the hospital, you can just call a cab and get a ride."
Patient: "I can't do that cause I don't have the money for a cab."
CHAA CHIING!!
And a $1500.00 Ambulance ride is charged to someone other than this uh? umm? (do I call them a patient or do they deserve their own special title or category?)
I won't bring up the expenses that go along with an ER visit. I am sure you can find that out if you really want to know.
One memorable call I had was a woman that called 911 for her 4 y/o daughter who had grabbed a bowl or cup of hot syrup off the table and spilled it on herself. Now, my first impression is "Poor child, I hope that she is not severely burned."
We show up to find the child playful and in no pain at all, no burn marks to the skin (HER SKIN WASN'T EVEN RED!) The mother is trying to point out burn marks on the child's skin.
So the mother said, "I knew it was time to call 911 when she started talking about rainbow colors on the ceiling."
Ok, your daughter is 4 years old, she is playing around and not worried about whatever took place with the syrup 30 minutes ago and because she has a bit of an imagination, YOU CALL 911! ???
The best part of this story is that the mother claims to be finishing her nursing program soon. HAHA!
She pulls out this medical dictionary as I am giving my call ahead report to the receiving Emergency Department. I am guessing to look up words I was using to politely explain to the ED Nurse that the child has no signs of trauma and is completely fine. Or maybe she was just studying up for one of her tests coming up? Don't know, but if she becomes a nurse.... I don't know what to think!
Well, I do love to serve those in need and it is a bit refreshing to help someone who is truly experiencing an medical emergency!