Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Juan's Father's Day Present

This gift needs a little explanation. When Juan was a little boy, his aunt helped him memorize this poem, then he surprised his mom with it for Mother's Day. Luckily, they got it recorded onto a cassette so little Juanito's recitation would be preserved. A few years ago, we tried to get it copied from cassette to CD and the result was a bit of a catastrophe; somehow, the first half of the poem was erased and the rest of the tape was really muffled. It was devastating because the tape was a cherished possession in the family. Well, I got my act together this year and started teaching Siena this poem two months ahead of Father's Day. First, we made a little book with the words and clipart, and we would read it twice at breakfast and twice and lunch. Eventually, we were able to take away the book and she would recite the whole thing. After a week of reciting the entire 20-paragraph poem without help, Siena started making up her own way of telling the story, which meant she definitely did not stick to the original words. Oh well, I was still happy we were able to get it memorized in time for Father's Day.

Then, after two months of keeping this poem a little secret from Papi, I made a mistake.

We were all in the car on the way to the store when Siena started making up her own little story about airplanes and doggies. I thought it was cute and wanted Juan to hear, so I asked Siena to tell us the story in a loud voice. She started reciting the poem, and I was so worried about ruining the surprise that I overreacted and yelled out, "No Siena! Not that one!" Of course, THAT tipped Juan off and he just smiled with a shocked look on his face. I was so upset that it didn't happen on Father's Day that tears started to well up in my eyes and I couldn't stop apologizing. Juan was still trying to figure out if it was what he was thinking of when I got my emotions under control. I asked him if he would like to hear the poem and he said yes. Luck was in our favor because Siena didn't get nervous or distracted throughout the entire poem and she recited it completely by herself. Juan even got a bit choked up. So I was relieved, after all was said and done, that it made Juan shocked, and happy, and sentimental all at the same time. He told me that I would probably never be able to top that Father's Day gift, and I think I have to agree.



A Margarita Debayle (To Margarita Debayle)
written by Ruben Dario in 1908


Margarita, está linda la mar,
y el viento
lleva esencia sutil de azahar;
yo siento
en el alma una alondra cantar;
tu acento.
Margarita, te voy a contar
un cuento.

"Éste era un rey que tenía
un palacio de diamantes,
una tienda hecha del día
y un rebaño de elefantes.

Un quiosco de malaquita,
un gran manto de tisú,
y una gentil princesita, tan bonita,
Margarita, tal bonita como tú.

Una tarde la princesa
vio una estrella aparecer;
la princesa era traviesa
y la quiso ir a coger.

La quería para hacerla
decorar un prendedor,
con un verso y una perla,
una pluma y una flor.

A princesas primorosas
se parecen mucho a ti
cortan lirios, cortan rosas,
cortan astros. Son así.

Pues se fue la niña bella,
bajo el cielo y sobre El mar,
a cortar la blanca estrella
que la hacía suspirar

Y siguió camino arriba,
por la luna y más allá,
mas lo malo es que ella iba
sin permisio del papá.

Cuando estuvo ya de vuelta
de los parques del Señor,
se miraba toda envuelta
en un dulce resplandor.

Y el rey dijo: "Qué te has hecho?
Te he buscado y no te hallé;
y que tienes en el pecho,
que encendido se te ve?"

La princesa no mentía.
Y asi, dijo la verdad:
"Fui a cortar la estrella mía
a la azul inmensidad".


Y el rey clama: "No te he dicho
que el azul no hay que tocar?
Qué locura! Qué capricho!
El Señor se va a enojar".

Y dice ella: "No hubo intento;
yo me fui no sé por qué.
Por las olas y en el viento
fui a la estrella y la corté".

Y el papa dice enojado:
"Un castigo has de tener:
vuelve al cielo, y lo robado
vas ahora a devolver".

La princesa se entristece
por su dulce flor de luz,
cuando entonces aparece
sonriendo el buen Jesús.

Y asi dice: "En mis campiñas
esa rosa le ofrecí;
son mis flores de las niñas
que al sonar piensan en mí".

Viste el rey ropas brillantes,
y luego hace desfilar
cuatrocientos elefantes
a la orilla de la mar.

La princesa está bella,
pues ya tiene el prendedor
en que lucen, con la estrella,
verso, perla, pluma y flor.

Margarita, esta lindá la mar,
y el viento
lleva esencia sutil de azahar:
tu aliento.

Y que lejos de mí vas a estar,
guarda, niña, un gentil pensamiento
al que un día te quiso contar
un cuento.



English translation:

Margarita, how beautiful the sea is:
still and blue.
The orange blossom in the breezes
drifting through.
The skylark in its glory
has your accent too:
Here, Margarita, is a story
made for you.

A king there was and far away,
with a palace of diamonds
and a shopfront made of day.
He had a herd of elephants,

A kiosk, more, of malachite,
and a robe of rarest hue
also a princess who was light
of thought and beautiful as you.

But one afternoon the princess
saw high in the heavens appear
a star, and being mischievous,
resolved at once to bring it near.

It would form the centrepiece
of a brooch hung with verse, pearl,
feathers, flowers: a caprice
of course of a little girl.

But also, because a princess,
exquisite, delicate like you,
the others then cut irises
roses, asters: as girls do.

But, alas, our little one went far
across the sea, beneath the sky,
and all to cut the one white star
that saw her wondering and sigh.


She went beyond where the heavens are
and to the moon said, au revoir.
How naughty to have flown so far
without the permission of Papa.

She returned at last, and though gone
from the high heavens of accord,
still there hung about and shone
the soft brilliance of our Lord.

Which the king noted, said: you,
child, drive me past despair,
but what is that strange, shining dew
on your hands, your face, your hair?

She spoke the truth; her words shine
with the clear lightness of the air:
I went to seek what should be mine
in that blue immensity up there.

Are then the heavens for our display,
with things that you must touch?
You can be altogether too outré,
child, for God to like you much.

To hear that I am sorry, truly,
for I had no plans as such. But,
once across the windy sky and sea
I had so much that flower to cut.

Whereupon, in punishment,
the king said, I'd be much beholden
if you'd go this moment and consent
to return what you have stolen.

So sad was then our little princess
looking at her sweet flower of light,
until and smiling at her distress
there stood the Lord Jesus Christ.

Those fields are as I willed them,
and your rose but signatory
to the flowers up there that children
have in dreaming formed of me.

Again the king is laughing, brilliant
in his robes's rich royalty,
he troops the herd of elephant,
in their four hundred, by the sea.

Adored and delicate, the princess
is once more a little girl
who keeps for brooch the star and, yes,
the flowers, and the feathers, the pearl.

Beautiful, Margarita, the sea is,
still and blue:
with your sweet breath have all the breezes
blossomed too.

Now soon from me and far you'll be,
but, little one, stay true
to a gentle thought made a story
once for you.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Scavenger Hunt/ Sleeping Beauties

...I was supposed to post these yesterday, huh?

Cheese weighing more than 10 lbs.= The Moon:

Something foreign:

Something LOUD:

Something with the word "Ultimate":

Something that smells like oranges:

A TWO FOR ONE! Something geriatric + green underwear:

Something covered in chocolate/caramel:


...and my sleeping cuties with their strange sleeping habits:His feet were hanging over the end of the bed. I don't know how that can be comfortable.


Qiana is a really light sleeper. At any slight noise, she sits up abruptly and then flings herself back down and however she lands is how she will continue sleeping.


This picture, well, it speaks for itself. Have you noticed that we have given up on pajamas this summer? It's too HOT, even with Central Air! Siena is one crazy girl, though, because she insists on sleeping with a large fleece blanket. After she falls asleep, I usually sneak it away from her sweaty body so she can cool down.

Monday, June 28, 2010

It's All Here

Juan's Nose: Yes, he was playing softball when his face got in a fight with the ball. The ball won. He was one of three people in the E.R. when we got there at 8:00 pm, so we thought it would be an easy in-and-out stop. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. not so. We waited for an hour and a half, all the while Juan was spitting out blood in a bucket, until the nurse told us to move to the "Fast Track Waiting Room". (Rather than making this a sardonic blog entry, I will just tell it how it was, and let the reader add the intonations.) We then waited for another 45 minutes or so before they called for the "nose bleed", then were led to a tri-patient room. Around 11:30, I walked up to the nurse's station and asked about Juan's treatment plan. They didn't have one, but a doctor overheard me and said that he would be in to see Juan shortly. He did come in and had a quick look; unfortunately, the swelling was too much to do anything about it, so he asked Juan to wait in the chair until the bleeding stopped and then sent us home. 12:00 wasn't so bad, considering that when our friend broke his arm, he was there until 6:00 am. Juan got some heavy meds and slept with an ice pack on his nose. Wednesday is the big day when he gets to visit the Ears, Nose, Throat doctor. Wish him luck!
E.R. Waiting Room: 9:00 pm.


After Patient/Doctor Consultation


Yep, it's broken all right.


He went through about 5 of those ice packs


Tornado Town:
That same day, there was a micro tornado that landed all over Philadelphia and the suburbs. Both of the girls slept though it! There are fallen trees EVERYWHERE! Our neighbors up the street had a tree fall on their houses (about 4 in total) and cars (2.) In our friends' neighborhood, a huge tree had fallen right on a car and crushed it like aluminum foil. It is actually a scary sight.
There are at least two cars under those trees


Bored:
We have to get a little creative sometimes when it comes to going on dates. It rarely happens without the girls, but we like them along for the ride most of the time. We were sitting on our sofa Thursday night... just sitting... when all the sudden we decided to go out and do something. The options first at hand were 1: (can't even remember now) and 2: Scavenger Hunt. I'll admit, I knew it sounded a little juvenile, but we decided to go for it. Both Juan and I made the rules: We each would write a list of 5 things to find and they had to be found within a 5-mile radius, but we could use pictures and the Internet if we got desperate; after that, we conglomerated the lists and were off to find:

Juan's list
  • A block of cheese weighing more than 10 lbs.
  • A black and white giraffe
  • Something with the word "Ultimate"
  • Green underwear
  • A Christmas tree
My list
  • Something geriatric
  • Something that smells like oranges
  • Something that is loud
  • Something foreign
  • Something covered in chocolate and/or caramel
We piled in the car and made our way down the list. It was pretty tough; we never did find a Christmas tree or a black and white giraffe. We justified the MOON as being a block of cheese weighing over 10 lbs. and the rest of the objects are documented via camera phones. (When Juan gets home with his phone, I'll post pics.)


Sleeping Habits: They all have their own way of falling asleep. (Pictures from Juan's phone to come.)

Friday, June 25, 2010

What's up in Philadelphia?

We're here. Pictures will come. Stories will be told.

Just not tonight.

....but, I knew you were begging for teasers:
  • Juan's nose + Softball = Hispanic Owen Wilson
  • We're not in Kansas anymore, but it still looks like it
  • What our family does when we are bored...
  • Sleeping habits, and more!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

"Little Baby Monkey" Poop

Fair warning: the title of this post is a very accurate description of what you are about to read.

And so the story goes... Siena has been identifying and naming her bowel movements. One day she looked in the potty and said, "Es una galleta!" (It's a cookie!) Um. Okay. I tried not to encourage it and just acknowledged what she had said; then we proceeded with the ceremonial flushing song, "Flush-ed-y-flush-ed-y-flush" in an arpeggio style. (Incidentally, any time she hears an arpeggio, she starts singing about the potty. You wouldn't believe how often arpeggios are heard in our house on a daily basis because of sound toys + Siena's singing.)

Then it happened again. And again. "A salad!" "A cake!" "A late-Renoir painting!"..... The tipping straw for me blogging about this came yesterday when she (pardon the following:) squeezed out a little poop. She was so excited that she got a "baby poop" and continued to say that it was a baby monkey and that it needed to go with it's family. Then she flushed. Little baby monkey poop was gone. "Bye Bye baby monkey." As Siena's mother, the one who should be a guiding influence and steer her into a proper rearing devoid of unbecoming behavior, I laughed. Today's B.M., well, let's just say it was a similar story but I was a little more prepared to keep my laughter in check. It seems like I've said this before, but I'm going to say it again.... "Ahhhh, the joys of potty training."

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Hot Air Balloons

Last weekend, we met up with some friends at the West Chester Balloon Festival. We got there just as the balloons were leaving ground and stayed until the end of the fireworks. So fun... loved it!









Thursday, June 17, 2010

Cape May Weekend

Around the campfire, making ice cream:


P.D.A. at the Lighthouse:


Last weekend was awesome! Some friends suggested we get a group together to spend the weekend in Cape May. We all rented cabins and pretty much spent most of the time at the beach. Friday night we got there, went straight to the beach, then unpacked, and started dinner. YUM! Once it got dark, we all convened at the campfire and roasted mallows for s'mores and...would you believe it... Starbursts. (They are not too bad roasted, actually.)

The next morning, we went to the zoo (which was free and amazing,) then straight to the beach; there we stayed until late afternoon. What kept us entertained for so long? Burying Siena in sand, beachcombing, and boogieboarding. It was too relaxing for words. No pictures, even.

That night we got stuff to make homemade ice cream in Ziplock bags (after a long trip to Home Depot for rock salt,) and had fun doing that around the campfire. Despite Qiana tumbling out of the lower bunk, I think the girls really liked sharing a bed while we were there.

The next day, we left Cape May and started for home. On the way back, we visited the largest annual garden in the United States, Leaming's Run Gardens. It was hot and humid, but beautiful. It was another wonderful trip before we leave the East Coast....

(I'm still messing around with Photoshop Actions... don't mind the in-continuity of the pictures. Most of these are running on a "Seventies" theme.)


Leaming's Run Gardens



...our potty-training history lesson.

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Hot and Humid!


Siena really took this picture all by herself. She was struggling to even keep a good grip on the camera, let alone trying to find the button to push. It is amazing that it actually turned out!







We came back to a rainy Philadelphia at 95 degrees Fahrenheit!


Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Beautiful Blah.



*
It's
raining
right now.

Some people
hate the rain.

I am not that
type of girl.
Love it.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Ocean City


We decided last minute to take a day trip to Atlantic City and Ocean City yesterday, and it ended up being a blast. The reason for the whole trip was to visit the Ocean City Flower Show (which was a bit of a letdown) but we ended up spending most of our time at the beach. Thanks to the Blandons, we were able to land a nice, sandy spot on a free beach--plus free parking... a rarity in the area. We hit the outlets in A.C. for some shoes for Siena in the morning, went to the beach in the afternoon, and hit the boardwalk and Flower Show in the evening. The day went off without a hitch until dinnertime, when some seagulls caught sight of our pizza as Juan was delivering it to his starving family on the boardwalk bench. Needless to say, he was attacked by a hoard of gulls and the next thing we know, we are left with two slices to share between us all. It's okay, though, because the victim slice really didn't look appealing from the get-go. After dinner, we took Siena on a carnival ride because she is just so darn cute when she gets that thrill of excitement. It was a fun little trip and I'm glad we did it.







Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Traps and Guano

We have a pest problem. And it definitely qualifies as a problem.

Two Saturday nights ago, around 11:30, I walk into the kitchen for a drink. There, all over the kitchen counter, are mouse droppings. Yeah-- yuck. So we start sanitizing EVERYTHING and in the process find more and more signs of rodents. It grosses me out just to think about it because we are in the habit of cleaning up after ourselves. Anyway, we pull out the fridge and oven, and find the hole. Juan makes a quick pre-midnight run to CVS or somewhere and gets some Epoxy to fill in the hole. We then spend the next two hours completely sanitizing the kitchen. Well, we set traps that night and eventually caught two mice.

However, we are still finding droppings on our COUNTERTOPS on a daily basis. It's so disgusting. We thought if we moved the traps to stovetop and under the fruit bowl, we would eventually catch the little buggers. Nope. I personally think it's just one little mouse that keeps taunting us with the poop he leaves right next to the traps. I hate his little games! He actually has de-baited the traps twice now without setting them off. We are getting more and more desperate for solutions, but are not quite to the point of getting a cat. (By the way, the ultrasonic sensors DO NOT WORK! Don't waste your money like we did.) The next plan of attack is through a rat zapper as well as a heavy dousing of peppermint oil throughout our entire house.

Okay, so the beginning of that battle was two Saturdays ago.

Well, exactly one week and 10 minutes after we discovered the mouse problem, we were watching a movie in bed when I saw something moving in the hall. I thought I had just imagined it and looked back at the TV screen. Then, all of the sudden, there really was something in the hall... and it was flying.

We had a bat. A real, live BAT in our house.

Of course, I lost all control and screamed, slamming our bedroom door shut. Juan was a little bit more calm. Unfortunately, I didn't think ahead. All the sudden, I realized that the girls' bedroom doors were both open and that the bat had complete access to them. Our conversation went something like this:

Me: What do we do-whatdowedowhatdowedowhatdowedo?!!

Juan (laughing): I don't know, but we've got to do something. (Just then the bat flew into Siena's room.)

Me: Okay, so I think we need to close the girls' doors first.

(Juan then dashed across the hall into Siena's room, which, luckily, scared the bat away, and closed the door until there was just a crack to speak through.)

Me: I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea! (I go through our closet and pull out two heavy hoodies, Juan's pants, a hat, Juan's shoes and some socks for gloves.)

Juan: WHAT are you doing? Socks are not going to stop the bat. We have to use something else. (The bat had come back and started flying at the door, over and over again, like he was charging at me.)

Me: Okay, I'll use this big basket then. (I'm such a nerd.)

Juan: Not going to happen. Just use those big towels and we'll try to capture it underneath. And let's open the windows in case he decides to leave on his own.


...the following 25 minutes or so were spent doing just that, all the while wearing the winter clothes that I had coordinated for the event. By the way, it was about 80 degrees in our bedroom.

Eventually, I had to leave the room before I woke up the entire neighborhood with my screaming/laughing. (I had already woken up both of the girls.) As I was closing the door on my way out, I asked Juan if his feelings would be hurt if I left him to fight the bat by himself. He said he was a grown man and could handle it, so I let him finish the dirty work. Minutes went by, but it seemed like FOREVER! Finally, he was able to trap the bat on our windowsill with the towel; he then threw the towel, bat and all, out the window and there it lay for two whole days. (Eventually, the only way I was able to pick up the towel was with a stick, and only after Juan had examined it for bats. Gross!)

The rest of the night was spent searching every inch of our house for guano (bat poop), which we did find... on all three floors of the house. Again, GROSS!


Luckily, we able to see the humor in the whole scenario at the time and took a picture of our vampire-slaying getup. (This was taken after we won the battle, so I don't quite know why I chose NOT to smile for the picture.)

Three large cans of LYSOL Disinfectant now have a permanent spot in our cleaning supplies cupboard now and the assumed place of entry in the kitchen vent has been stuffed with aluminum foil. Mice and Bats-1: Juan and Stacia-1