I'm not sure how many of you are fans of the comedian
Brian Regan, but here at the Eddy household he is quoted nearly everyday. Homedude is a staple at our house. In fact, my boss JJ has a special ring tone for me and my "little" brother for when we call and it is one of Brian Regan's routines. So funny, yet so sad at the same time!
Anyway, he has this one routine that is called
"You Too!" and it is gut wrenching hilarious and so incredibly true and realistic. It's all about saying the right thing at the wrong time. He basically talks about the fact that if someone were to tell us, "Have a great day!" our natural inclination is to say right back to them, "You Too!" However, that doesn't always work. Like say for instance every time I'm in the airport, like today, and the lady at the ticket counter tells me to have a great flight and I say back to her, "You Too!" instead of "Thanks!" Or, like the time I ordered Starbucks at the airport and the barista also told me to have a good flight and yet again, I told him, "You Too!" Of course, in my awkward self I always look back and go, "Never mind, I know you're not flying!" And we both laugh and they say that it happens all the time. I'm not sure if it really does happen all the time, or if they're just comforting me and my stupid ways, but either way, I'm glad most people misuse that phrase. But, according to Brian Reagan, it does happen all them time and I think he's on to something. If it hasn't happened to you, just humor me.
All that to say that I laughed at myself tonight as I got home from Kentucky and reviewed my traveling day. So much so, that I feel inclined to share it with you.
1) As stated earlier, I tend to use the phrase, "You too!" at the wrong moments. This is something I seriously need to work on! Just because you"re at the airport doesn't mean every person is getting on an airplane to fly elsewhere. "Thank you!" would suffice and not make for as many awkward moments.
2) Sky Mall is by far one of the most intriguing magazines ever. I mean, really y'all, have you seen some of the gadgets they sell? And why is it that in my 23 years of traveling experience I never knew you could take that seat pocket magazine home with you? I never knew. I about snuck it into my bag tonight, but then realized that skymall.com would suffice. Plus, I thought it would be sneaky to steal it, but it's not sneaky or stolen when they offer it to you promising they'll replace the one you stole. I'm such a rebel. A rebel that doesn't follow through.
3) Speaking of magazines, I bought four today for my travels home. Four. That is four on top of the twenty-something books I already had in my carry-on. I even told Sally when she dropped me off that I probably wouldn't buy one because I had enough books, and then I went all crazy with no self-control and bought four. I read two. But seriously, with an indecisive personality like me, and a little amount of time to choose between four, you either get all or none. I got all.
4) I could people watch for years in airports. Literally years.
5) Riddle me this, in my opinion, when at the airport, I try not to have the most serious of conversations on the telephone where everyone and their mom can hear me. However, that is not the case with most people. I feel like the National Enquirer because of all the gossip I hear just by listening to people's conversations who are sitting all of one seat away from me. To say it is highly entertaining and wrong is an understatement. Most people don't know that I'm listening to them because it normally appears as though I am reading one of my four magazines. I know how to fool those folks. Yet again, the rebel in my so coming out. Next time you feel the need to discuss your life story on the phone, just try do it elsewhere. The aiport could quite possible be the worst place to do such a thing.
6) I like to buy Mentos and Combos when I'm flying (don't judge the randomness that is my choice of food), so today as I bought my four magazines, I also looked for these items. The Combos were non-existent, but the Mentos were plentiful, so I grabbed me a pack of the fruity ones. Can I just say first of all that Mentos are great? And that they must have taken a poll of the people's favorite fruit flavored Mento because I had more pinks than was legal and it was glorious. The pink one, or Strawberry as some may call it, is the absolute best. (And yes, I know they make a whole pack of strawberry, but most times those are not for individual sale at the airport.)
7) All week long I have had
Baby, Baby by Amy Grant stuck in my head. Seriously, just ask Sally. It was so bad that I finally just had to get on YouTube at Sal's house and listen to it so that maybe I would stop singing just the chorus. Well, upon listening to it I proceeded to walk down memory lane while skipping from song to song on the
Heart in Motion CD. I entertained myself for a good hour doing this. The best part was when I got on my second plane today and the minute I put my earphones in the arm rest to listen to the music of choice by Continental,
Baby, Baby was the first song that played. I felt so loved at that moment. It was so appropriate.
8) I took at plane from Louisville to Chicago that held all of fifty passengers. The plane was so small we had to walk outside to get on it. It's times like those that I wonder if I'll even fit on the plane standing up straight because I'm so tall. I'll have you know that yes, I did fit, but we were scrunched to the max. My elbow may have a permanent bruise from the drink cart. However, my plane from Chicago to Houston was humongous and the Lord blessed me with all 3 seats to myself. The plane was practically empty so I spread out and made myself at home. I've never had 3 seats to myself. Never. Some people call me Mama Long Legs, which helps you understand why I loved having all of those seats to myself. Thank you, Lord for that sweet blessing!
9) And lastly, I came home tonight, but my luggage did not make it with me. I am hoping that by the time I wake up it will be on my front door step. Talk about a weird feeling. I've never left the airport without my suitcase, but, they say there is a first for everything, right?
10) My traveling woes are over and I am glad to be home. The flight back to Houston was much quieter and way more uneventful than the drive to Kentucky, but thank you so, so much for your prayers. I know some of you prayed for patience, and the Lord definitely granted it!
I'm over and out, anxiously anticipating and awaiting the arrival of my suitcase at my front door step.
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