Have you ever thought that you are the strangest thing on the earth? Well... It has been confirmed that you are not. You know why? Because I am! Yes, yes. Don't even TRY to argue. It won't fly. Don't believe me? How 'bout I give ya proof.
Who on earth would have this happen to them???
One day, let's say last Thursday, a person went to a chiropractor. This said person was adjusted (in other words... all the bones put back to where they are suppose to be) and then had an hour of deep muscle therapy message. The massage ended with the therapist doing something with the person's feet in order to get blood flowing to the bottom half of the person, so when this person sat up, the person wouldn't get dizzy or faint. Now, this person went to the person's car. And was wincing in pain. This person drove back to where this person lives. Barly making it to the person's door... let alone inside... and calls the chiropractor. Chiropractor tells this person to go back to the chiropractic office. This person does. The person's bones in the person's foot and knee were out of alignement. Then this person is told by the chiropractor to ice it and if it is not better- meaning feeling worse- the next morning to check it out. This person wakes up the next morning. Ankle, foot- far worse. Goes to the doctor. Is told it is sprained.
Who, may I ask, goes to the chiropractor, followed by an hour massage- and ends up with a sprained ankle???? Can you tell me that you know of anyone???
Didn' think so. Hence. Your arguments just won't fly.
I am the STRANNGEST thing ever.
