Cogito: Discourses of Inner Reflection

The Newest, Hippest Jump Roping Game Around

Inspired by the life of well, me:

"Once a girl was so contraire,

She moved down south away from Fargo fair.

Landing in the Utah state,

She totally met a different fate.

Sweet and innocent she came

Now myriad of catastrophes are her blame.

How many laws did she break?

1,2,3,4,…….

1. It is against the law to fish from horseback.

2. It is illegal not to drink milk.

3. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

4. Birds have the right of way on all highways.

5. You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.

6. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk

of a state highway.

7. It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

8. It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

9. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.

10. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe

11. In Provo, Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine."

Why, I do believe I owe a whole lot of money….oopps.