With a new home phone number I also get to deal with a new hoard of telemarketers, solicitors, and other pests. Yes, we are registered with the do not call list. One would be insane not to. Today I received a true piece of phone spam. The guy was telling me (in a discreet Indian accent) that I had won some $1000 shopping spree if I was willing to participate in some la
dee dah program.
This program would probably include giving out my credit card number to an untold number of "special stores" who would then contact me with all sorts of useless goodies. This would be promptly followed by soliciting the names of all the people I thought would be also interested in such a wonderful program. After signing away my financial freedom and my soul in blood I would receive further information that would enable me to waste a whole lot more time
achieving nothing.
Before we got past the "I have called to inform you that you have won $1000 whatever..." I politely told the gentleman that I didn't want to waste his time and to please put me on his "do not call list". This is something that all telemarketers are required to be able to do. He continued to tell me that he wasn't trying to sell me anything and this was a great opportunity,
yadda,
yadda,
yadda. I thanked him and told him that I wasn't interested. He continued to tell me something or other that might enable him to salvage his perfect no "do not call" record. Most telemarketers don't waste their time on smart people because it screws up their averages, this guy wasn't getting it. I told him I wasn't interested again, thanked him again, reminded him to put me on the "do not call" list and as he started trailing off on some other reason to stay on the line - I hung up.
Is it not enough that I receive 100's of spam emails a week? At least they do not require any
psychological involvement to do away with. I don't have to be made to feel bad that I'm not stupid with an email. Do me a favor people of phone
spamdom land, remove me from your lists now before I stop being polite. And if you wake up Timmy from his nap again, beware the wrath of MOM!