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Hi everyone, just in case if you are wondering how Louis (one of the Trackbastards) is doing in Taiwan, I am happy to say that I am still alive. Not too sure bout that after tomorrow but at least I am still alive and updating this blog.

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As reported in the news stations here, a new typhoon which is bigger, badder and stronger will hit the shores of east Taiwan earliest tonight and gradually move across to west Taiwan. I am in Taichung, which is in the middle part of Taiwan, so you go and do the maths la…
But honestly, I just can’t wait to have my first experience of TYPHOON.
Yeah baby! Show me what ya got!
*Put your hands up in the air, wave it around like you just don’t care*
Eva Air airhostess are all tall, slim chinese ladies… droooool
I just can’t wait for fly back to KL using Eva Air.
p/s: to all trackbastards out there, if u do happen to fly to taiwan in the future, just book Eva Air (please don’t compromise your happiness and beauty buffet)
1. Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah
2. Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan
3. Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga
4. Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat
5. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi
6. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula
7. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar
8. Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttlecock
9. Secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak
10. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, udang harimau mati meninggalkankulit, manusia mati meninggal dunia
11. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut.
12. Harapkan pagar, pagar tidak boleh diharap
13. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun
14. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras
15. Cubit paha kanan, paha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun
16. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang…. bisu
17. Hidup segan mati di tanam
18. Ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa
19. Lembu punya susu cap teko dapat nama
20. Sehari selambar benang lama-lama benang habis
21. Jika kail panjang sejengkal, beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut. (beli la pukat tunda lagi baik)
22. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa
23. Membujur lalu melintang pukang
24. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik hari tak hujan
25. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut
26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili
27. Kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi boleh blah!!
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your surname stays put.The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be the Prime Minister. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to Sunway Lagoon. You can wear NO shirt to Sunway Lagoon. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress few thousand ringgit. Tux rental few hundred ringgit. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is 10-20 ringgit for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You have no problem doing side parking,front parking,reverse parking.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.If you’re married, you don’t even have to care about the AngPau during CNY.Your wife takes care of who to give, how much to give without appearing cheap and not spending too much.You don’t get emotional outbreaks or cramps every month.
People salute to you if you sleep around with everybody.
You get excited watching 22 men chasing for one ball.
No wonder men are happier.
Last week, our so-called module manager Mr 康 treated us mooncakes, which came a huge surprise to us cuz the Mr 康 is quite kiam-siap one. But for him to buy us mooncakes is like hitting jackpot in sport toto’s 6/52.
It came in a very decent packaging. But of course what’s important is the mooncakes that are in the box. Each of the track bastards received one mooncake each. Some got the pure lotus cake, some got the pearl emerald while some got (some flashy name which i can’t remember) cake.
1 box 4 mooncakes
i did some editing to these mooncakes. nice can?
Honestly, i wouldn’t even dare to touch it if they are coated in those freaking colors. 