The #1 killer of Americans, we all know, is watching too much Kardashian TV.
(Please make them stop!!!!! Why are they so famous?????)
In support of the American Heart Association, I am raising money. And it's not just money that contributes to research and communications that save lives.
Nay, it's money that turns me back into the hippie I was in college!
If I raise $1,000, I have to sleep outside on Frito Lay's campus for 4 nights, living on nothing but PepsiCo products. I have to avoid showering, using electricity, Wi-Fi after 7 p.m., and various other modern conveniences.
For those who know how I grew up, this isn't a stretch. However, in the past few years, I have gotten rather fond of the interwebz for things like Cheezburger Kittehs and Rue La La. So I may be a little bummed.
At any rate, skeedaddle on over to my page and donate. I am just a few hundred bucks away from my goal! Many companies match employee donations, so your generosity is doubled!
Oh, and turn off that TV. Do you REALLY care with Kim & Co are up to?
