I'm not really this crazy-

So my Internet is turned off... lame. I came to the computer lab at school to write an essay-- actually to write 2 essays. I finished one and turned it in, but the other one is kicking my butt. It's supposed to be an argumentative essay. It can be on anything I want it to be on... I need to turn it in ASAP but no later then Thursday. I FREAKING CAN'T THINK OF A TOPIC!!! I've been trying to figure one out for the last few hours- I googled it. Got a lot of crap ideas. Can't find a good one.... I hate it when people ask me to write that kind of crap.... if you have any good ideas text me and let me know- maybe tonight will be ANOTHER all-nighter so I can write this thing...

In other news, that man that called me fat came into work again. It was actually really funny- I was totally expecting him to do it again, so I wasn't too shocked when he called me fat this time. I told a few people at work, and they made me go tell my manager. My boss was sooo mad.... he went out and had a little chat with the man telling him that he finds the way he was speaking to me to be very disrespectful. The man responded with "oh that doesn't mean anything. I'm just an old bastard. She's actually a nice girl." whatever... My boss responded to that with something like "I'm going to need to ask you to refrain from talking to our waitstaff in this manner again." The man was so angry that my boss came out to talk to him that he only tipped me 5% on his ticket... hah... I laughed about that for a solid 5 minutes. When I was talking to my boss about it later he told me to take comfort in the fact that I'm not a shit-head like this man. Everyone (including my boss) spent the rest of the night making fun of this guy.... what a douche-bag. Best thing about this all-- he took his receipt this time... I really hope he goes online and complains about this. I would LOVE to see what he would say... "we called our waitress fat and she got offended. She sent out the manager and he yelled at us. although the service was good, we will never return to this location." I hope he does it.... loser....

alright- now in other, other news.... my date to the wedding backed out. seems he requested the wrong day off of work, so he can't go... whatever.

Relay for Life is coming up, so I started freaking out about fundraising, and I came up with a GREAT idea!! I'm going to have charity garage sale! It'll be so much fun! All I need is more stuff to sell- I have a few items, but for the most part I really don't have much. I'm going to ask around at the institute and also probably make fliers and pass them out to my neighbors. Anyone have anything they want to give me?

Also- the wedding is in one month from today! hah- it'll be so great! The other maid of honor said that when she gets married she wants to do it at the Ren Fest, so I should save the dress and it can be my dress for her wedding... haha... in my life time I will have been in two renaissance themed weddings! that's ridiculous! Honestly- if she is also going to have a themed wedding the least she could do is pick a different theme! I've already done renaissance... Star trek maybe?

My roommates and I were watching this band's videos for hours a few days ago- they are so funny...

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? Ashley aka the human TV guide
2. What were you doing at 0800? I was at work
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Watching Juno
4. What happened to you in 2006? I lived in FL... nuf said
5. What was the last thing you said out loud? "crap cindy- look at this bruise!"
6. How many beverages did you have today? 2- Water & Diet Coke
7. What color is your hairbrush? black
8. What was the last thing you paid for? Chicken Ranch Sandwich at Chilis
9. Where were you last night? Home
10. What color is your front door? brown outside,white inside
11. Where do you keep your change? my work apron
12. What’s the weather like today? it was hot today but chilly now
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor? cinnamon bun
14. What excites you? sleeping
15. Do you want to cut your hair? when don't I want to cut my hair?
16. Are you over the age of 25? No
17. Do you talk a lot? normally yes.
18. Do you watch the O.C.? No. that sounds lame
19. Do you know anyone named Steven? yes... many
20. Do you make up your own words? no-- that's actually one of my biggest pet peeves
21. Are you a jealous person? not really
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A'. Ashley
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. Katherine
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? Camilla
25. What does the last text message you received say? "okay"
26. Do you chew on your straw? sick- no
27. Do you have curly hair? yeah- but only because it's so damaged... kinky is a better word
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to? TO BED!
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life? Drunkle.... can't top that
30. What was the last thing you ate? ck ranch sand
31. Will you get married in the future? knock on wood yes
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? Stardust
33. Is there anyone you like right now? yeah.... I dislike very few people
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? a couple days ago- I tried to make homemade noodles and they didn't turn out... I had to do dishes to clean up that sick mess
35.Are you currently depressed? I think the more appropriate way to ask that question is "when aren't you depressed?"
36. Did you cry today?haha yeah.... when I was watching law and order SVU
37. Why did you answer and post this? Carolyn told me to... and because I wanted to.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey. Levi... guildylocks... everyone else was already tagged

I was proofreading a paper for Sara when I came upon this sentence

"He states in the introduction to Secret Judgments of God, that in essence this involves the idea that a disease introduced among populations which never before had experienced the illness, or which had been free from it for so long that any acquired immunity had disappeared, will be attacked in a massive onslaught, with no age group or sex spared infection (Borah 1991: 8)."

what?

by the way- no intro to this sentence- it stands alone in the paper...