Watched Melbourne Victory THUMP Sydney FC 5-0!
It was sweet.. my first football match in Melbourne at a sellout 18206 crowd was indeed a good one. For more news read the match summary and report @
this page.
The place where we stood was the perfect spot to catch the four 2nd half goals. The players celebrating facing us everytime they scored, so it's quite cool! HAHAHA...
That really reminded me of my first football match in Penang, a highschool kid that watched a Merzagua charged Penang team thump Kelantan 4-2 to make the cut for the M-League (playoffs). I think it was great for those I brought that have never been to a live match before. To see a team they support win with great football action. Makes you wanna come back for more the next time, doesn't matter if Melbourne wins, loses or draws. If your team lost big time on your first visit you'd think live matches SUCK and won't watch it anymore.
The fans will always be the fans. Same verbal abuse. The ang mors were more verbal in supporting their team, with occasional crowd cheers and "**** off SYDNEY!" taunts (quoting Tee on this one).
With Malaysian matches you get this,...
"JAGA JAGA MAN ON!!!"... = Opponents are coming for your player's ball(s), and you have to warn him about it... as if your lone voice will be heard in the midst of 12000 spectators talking about how fresh the kacang putih is and how expensive the ramly burgers are at RM2.
"SIT DOWN ANJING!" ... = Coach of other team stood up to shout his players some instructions or argue with the ref. When the coach finished what he wanted to do and returned to the bench, it's followed by a "GOOD DOG!". Oh wow, it's as if he did exactly like you asked him to.
"BALIKLAH SELANGOR!! PI MAMPUI!"... = Expecting the Selangor team to abandon the match and commit mass suicide.
"BAGI DIA KAD LA!!"... = Your player fouled the opponent. The opponent should be yellow / red carded for making your player foul him.
"PI PU PI PUUUUU"... = Oh no, someone on the field needs a stretcher.
"ITU DIA, OSCAR WINNER LA BEST ACTOR!!"... = The opponent is down on the pitch, you can see a bit of his open wound and semi-white shin bones. Blood is gushing out visibly. He's crying out in pain. He needs proper medical attention or at least PIPUPIPU. 12000 paying fans think he's faking it. Wrong sport. That's WWE.
"TEMBAK BULAN KE?"... = Asking the player if he always wanted to be an astronaut and fly to the moon, cos the ball that he just kicked certainly did.
"PRESSURE PRESSURE!!"... = Some fans think players should rush for every ball possession the opponents has, to make it look like a kampung kids' game - THE way the game should be played.
"REFEREE KAYU!"... = When the referee is like a stick, and is a smelly boy.
"LINESMAN BUTA!!"... = FAM employed some blindmen as linesmen due to tight budget.
"OI MAKAN DUIT AR? MINUM KOPI KAU KAU AR?"... = Asking the ref or linesmen impolitely if they did something about the tight budget, and expecting those fellas to confess in front of 12000 paying fans.
"GOL!"... = Goal.
"...BOOO..." = Opponent scored a goal.
Hope those that went today enjoyed the match ya!
Those that couldn't get tix, sorry ya.. get your tix early next time!
Those that couldn't make it, you've gotta re-evaluate your priorities la k.
WillZ