Friday, June 30, 2006

Superman Returns

Directed by Bryan Singer
Written by Dan Harris and Michael Dougherty
Starring Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, Frank Langella, Parker Posey...

It's a bird.

It's a plane.

It's Superman!

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Bias rating: A++
Regular rating: A

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Superman Returns


SUPERMAN RETURNS
check cinema showtimes

Wednesday, June 28, 2006



Superman Returns in 31 hours
"Come with me. You're not gonna want to miss this."
- Lex Luthor, in Superman Returns

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

"I need u to be my crutches."
-anonymous.


Superman Returns in 2 Days!!!
No Nesta, no problem. There's Materazzi.

No Materazzi, no problem. There's Barzagli !!!

Go Italy!!!
Superman Returns very very soon!

Monday, June 26, 2006

Excerpt from my current theme song

On rainy days, we'd go swimming out
On rainy days, swimming in the sound
On rainy days, we'd go swimming out

You're in my mind all of the time
I know that's not enough
If the sky can crack, there must be some way back
For love and only love

Electrical Storm
Electrical Storm
Electrical Storm
Baby don't cry

Electrical Storm, by U2

Tag here tag there. Susie your fault.

10 bad habits (I kena tag by Susie)

1. I have the bad habit of completely ignoring the actual purpose of the tag, which is supposed to be about 10 bad habits. I'm just gonna write 9 things I like/dislike/know about Susanna.

2. She likes mangoes. It is a boring fruit.

3. Susanna was onced nicknamed by Piao (I think) as "Dory". you know, that forgetful talkative thing from Finding Nemo. I don't exactly know why, but try calling her that and she'll give you the look. That forgetful and talkative look.

4. Susie has a very scary pet. Sometimes when I want to insult her I think about the possibility of her unleashing Hans to tear me to shreds.

5. She went to the Monash Ball once and her hair was done very beautifully. I think that was the best I've seen of her hair. I was wow-ed and amazed. Only about a week later we had a committee meeting (I think, or another meeting of sorts with the cf gang) and I think the good impression was instantly... erased from my memory.

6. The other day I was insulting Sizzling, and he responded with a "so sue me." I said, "Ok, wait till Thursday and I'll get susie ready to sue you."

7. For a long period of time, Susanna was the undisputed champion of finishing last on the dinner table. Not that it's a bad thing as it helps force the rest of us into a time of productive fellowshipping and other sorts of stuff. No one actually counted the number of chews she takes per grain of rice. Could be in the hundreds.

8. She writes interesting stories, some of which I've been trying very hard to put on screen.

9. There' are few other "women", as in "female", as in the "other" gender, that I would willingly follow her lead. It was quite a sight watching Peter, Michael, Li Yit and myself (being the macho boys that we are) sitting down and listening to Susie Khoo dictate us like the empress of China.

10. SooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOssssiiiiieeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

it's a bird!

it's a plane!!!

It's... S

(literally. really.)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Directed by Justin Lin
Starring: Mitsubishi Evo 9, Nissan Silva, Ford Mustang, RX 7, Toyota Chaser, Lucas Black, Bow Wow, Nathalie Kelly, Sung Kang, Sonny Chiba



I think the Mitsubishi should get a best actor nomination for next year's Oscars.

Nice cars. Nice music. Nice bodies. Nice cityscape.

Brainless story. But that's what I watched it for, to have my brains parked outside the cinema and let the brainlessness drive me through a two hour entertainment.

The RX7 has more expression than all the actors.

C - Because it served its purpose in entertaining me with awesome drifts, oversized exhaust pipes, and kick butt photography for a car racing film.

It's other purpose was for me to feel a bit sad watching a dumb movie so that when I watch Superman Returns next week I'll be blasted into outer space where amazement and wowness awaits.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Italy for the World Cup

Highlights of the highly anticipated showdown between 3 time champions Italy and world number two Czech Republic

Final score: Italy 2 Czech Republic 0

Italy played fantastically. They did everything they were supposed to do. They survived Nesta's injury. They let Inzaghi do his trademark-offside-beating-keeper-rounding thing. They let Gattuso bark at Nedved all the way.

My pick for man of the match goes to:

The commentator said at some point after he man-handled Milan Baros for the upteenth time, "Not being cliched here... but it's Cannavaro again..."

Thursday, June 22, 2006

From IMDb.com

'Superman' Gets Stamp of Approval From Critics
The first Superman film in nearly 20 years, Superman Returns, has received rave reviews from America's leading movie critics. Superman Returns stars Brandon Routh as the Man Of Steel, Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, and Kevin Spacey as villain Lex Luthor. Trade paper Variety praised director Bryan Singer's film as "grandly conceived, sensitively drawn and never self-consciously hip. It is sincere, with an artistic elegance and a genuine emotional investment in the material." Writing in Newsweek, critic David Ansen writes: "From the start of this gorgeously crafted epic, you can feel that Singer has real love and respect for the most foursquare comics superhero of them all." The Hollywood Reporter says Superman Returns is "a heartfelt Superman movie that plays to a broad audience." Writing on influential website Ain't It Cool News, Harry Knowles writes: "Just as Batman Begins relaunched an ailing Batman, it sends Superman into the stratosphere." Superman Returns, the first Man Of Steel movie since 1987's Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, opens in the US on June 28.
Look up in the sky!

7 days to go.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Revenge of the Guitarmen

Ah Shu sent me a link last time to some indie arts event, Open Mike Gig (OMG), so I decided to humour her and sent the organisers the link to Captivation, with hopes that it'll get screened.

They replied asking if I had done anything in English, so I sent them links to some of my old short lame-o films. I wished I had something new to send them but I just didn't have the time to make anything new. That's another story.

So OMG got back to me saying they'll screen The Wife-less Guitarmen this coming Saturday. Now this is a complete shocker as I did not expect any of the "M-Lab series" crap to ever be considered for any sort of thing, lol.




Click here for official details and regular updates

Not sure if it's a big/small event, but at this point in my rather sad career, I'll take anything. So thanks for the little surprise. (I was just telling Girl TMY a few hours ago that everytime I decide to make a short film for fun, I'm instantly working at a loss . Sob.)

Superratty Returns

Lois Lane said in the opening lines of the Superman Returns trailer, "You've been gone a long time... where did you go?"



Next thing you know, Superman thunders towards you from the clouds.

Not that I've been gone a long time.

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Quick catch ups.

First of all, let me say this. I did try to come up with a new template. Thanks to Jo for trying to introduce me to a trillion new templates. After a few tries, I've decided that I'm completely uninspired and talentless in the aspect of coming up with a decent blog template. So here's back to the old layout.

you can click here to see my closest to success attempt

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In my one week of blogging absence, I did not miss blogging. Except for one occasion.

Here goes.

Tem, Shu, and I were out having dinner/supper/drinks one fine night. Tem was having her dinner between writing an already overdue assignment. Shu was out celebrating her freedom after exams and assignments. I was out because I needed to unwind after a long few days.

We started talking about a lot of things. Then I asked Tem how do see-hams/balitongs reproduce. She didn't know the answer, so I asked Shu. Now it was an honest question. I still don't know how they reproduce. But here's Shu's explanation.

"See-ham ah... like oysters la."

"Yalah, how la?" I pressed, thinking she might have an idea.

"They use their glands," explained Shu.

Makes sense so far. So I asked, "Yalah, use their glands do what?"


(for more x-commie pics, click here)


"There... the sand... mix the sand up..." or something like that.

Tem burst out saying, "That's how they make pearls lah, not reproduce!"

I know it doesn't sound terribly funny here, but at that moment we all just laughed so hard I almost had tears in my eyes. I told myself then, "my goodness I have to blog this!!!"

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Casino Royale teaser is out.



Can Daniel Craig pull it off as 007? Here's a first look. Click on pic to view trailer.


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Superman is coming out soon. I can't wait. I had a dream I was in a store full of Superman t-shirts.

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Look up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!



It's SUPERMAN!

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And, u know, they say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true.

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And just for fun,



ding.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Monday, June 12, 2006

you know,

when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true.

don't let anyone tell u any different .

The Psycho Returns

Finally, Fikri has finished The Psycho Returns. It is in two volumes, and serves as great entertainment. The psycho lives!

Psycho Korea
The Psycho Returns: Volume 1
The Psycho Returns: Volume 2


Any takers for making more Psychos? Haha. Psycho Reloaded, Psycho Revolutions, Psycho vs Sith, Revenge of the Psycho, Fellowship of the Psychos, The Two Psychos, Psycho Krypton, Psycho this Psycho that.


The Psycho collection
Psycho 1: The Real Mystery
Psycho 2: Mystery of the Predator
Psycho 3: A Cross Cultural and Intergalactic Mystery

Sunday, June 11, 2006

To all the academically burdened



Ripped this off Shu's blog. Thanks

X-Commies: Origin #4 - Terminatress and the Ape



When the terminatress' powers manifested at the age of 13, she sent her poor boyfriend into a 6 month coma because he was too in love with her. Traumatized, she ran away from town. It's similiar to the story of Rogue from the X-Men, only the adventure that followed turned out to be a bit different.

While she was sitting under a tree, a monkey jumped from above onto her head. Frantically, she threw the monkey to the ground. Just then, a very nice boy called Eddie was passing by and thought Joanne needed help, so he ran toward her.

Joanne tussled with the monkey, and in desperation used her mutant powers to stare at the monkey. The monkey was then transfixed in a daze, standing there being stared at. Just then, Eddie leaped out of no where, and just before he said anything Joanne used her right eye to stare at Eddie, thinking he meant her harm.

So Joanne stared at the monkey and Eddie at the same time. Being new to her powers, she could not control herself well and stared at them to the point where the monkey died. Eddie, however, got infused by the traits of the monkey and received superhuman agility. The blueness of his skin is due to his near death state because of suffocation. His skin turned blue, but never recovered. All of these is most probably due to the transfusion of the monkey's anatomy into Eddie's body.

To cut a long story short. Eddie from then on, was madly in love with the Terminatress, and followed her almost everywhere she went. The Terminatress, being sympathetic, became his good friend, and eventually fell in love with him.

And so is the story of the X-Commies only romance so far.

Kena Tag... :(

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Name 20 people you can think of at the top of your head. Don't read the questions before you write, and tag 5 people to do this survey.

1. Ah Shu (Steamy Shu)
2. Jo Soo (Terminatress)
3. Meng Hong (Ugly Lizard)
4.
Superman
5. Susie
6. Eddie G. (Ape)
7. Fik
8. Girl TMY
9. Sarah Jane Ah Lien Long How Power
10. Squiddiekins
11. Piao
12. Josh
13. The Sizzler (Steven ling la)
14. Ellen Page (She acted as Kitty Pryde in X3)
15.
Lee Wei Wei (Cannonwoman)
16. Jo Jo Bumps
17. Benji Tom
18. Vincent Lim Guan Seng
19. Oon Yowww
20.
Tinkerbell


How did you meet 14?
I haven't actually met her. Saw her in X3 and drooled. That's about it. But wait, my time will come.

What would you do if you never met 1?
Erm. Erm. Hmm. My shoes have never looked so good. Wait, what's the question again? Oh, what would I do if I never met 1? I wouldn't have mustered the guts to sing in public.

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Sarah and Tink? Tinkersarah!

Did you ever like 19?
Oh my stars and garters, NO.

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
The Ape likes all living beings. Male OR female.

Describe 3.
Engineer of the Square Table. Enuff said.

Do you think 8 is attractive?
Yup. She has the same initials as me. That's why I call her Girl TMY. Anyone with the surname TAN or TMY initials are by and large very attractive people. Don't ask me about 8 on the inside. Not as pretty.

Tell me something about 7.
If Jesus needs to heal one lame person in the 21st century, he's top the list.

Do you know any of 12's family?
Yeah. His immediate family and his extended church family. Quite well.

What's 18's favourite?
Being as loud as Temme. Or louder.

What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
He's married. Can't commit adultery.

Who is 9 going out with?
Am I supposed to answer this question? I do? Roger that. Wait. No. Not telling. Secret. She made me not tell.

How old is 16 now?
I think she's 20 something. But her birthday is coming soon so it might turn into 30 something or 40 something. Some people grow exponentially u know.

When was the last time you talked to 13?
When something sizzles
like the noodles

Who's 2 favourite band/singer?
I THINK it is that band. THAT one. The one that sang that song. Yeah. That's the one. YOu got that right.

Would you date 4?
I want to BE Superman, not date Superman.

Would you date 7?
I don't want to BE or DATE Fik, thank you.

Is 15 single?
Yes but I can tell you who she fancies. Tag me another time.

What's 10's last name?
Fatty. I mean, Ying

Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
Non romantically, we're very good friends. Romantically, not unless I want to die young in the hands of a beautiful young lady.

Which school does 3 go to?
Engineer of the Square Table College.

Where does 6 live?
in the trees.

Whats your favourite thing about 5?
Her dog, Hans, is bigger than her, and that scares me. Wait. That's not a "favorite". Nvm.

And I tag...
Everyone who reads this.

Friday, June 09, 2006



This is almost becoming a Superman Returns fan blog...

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Reshoots

Reshoots.
It's not my fault.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Upcomings and News

The other day my sister sort of commented that I'm publicizing Superman so much, and seem to have completely ignored Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest.


Well, dear all, Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest is coming out about in the first week of July. So be ready to have Captain Jack Sparrow do some heavyweight monsta kicking.

On a side note. I read this interesting piece of news from IMDb.com today. Highlighted sections are my emphasis

"
Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has walked away from her new movie, Bill, after refusing to work with the film's first-time directors because they're not well known enough. The movie, which also stars Aaron Eckhart and Amanda Peet, was scheduled to already be in production. Lohan is said to be concentrating on her next film, Georgia Rule, starring Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. A source told Fox News correspondent Roger Friedman, "She's just going to stick to working with big-name directors now." Lohan will next be seen in A Praire Home Companion, directed by Robert Altman and starring Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, and Kevin Kline, among others."

Don't know about you, but I think it's funny that someone of Lindsay Lohan's stature actually has the capacity and skill and reputation and power to only want big directors. This move of hers has surely put her in the higher pecking order ahead of Jude Law, Natalie Portman, Robin Williams, Halle Berry (and the list of actors/actresses who regularly works with small time directors goes on and on).

Lindsay Lohan for the Oscars!!!

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on a finishing note. let me remind you that



Superman Returns

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Psycho Will Be Back

For those of you who are in the camp of "Meng Yoe should never make another Psycho short film", let me assure you, my claim that I will never make Psycho 4 still stands.

But what's this?

Click here.

Thank you Fikri for keeping the franchise alive. With Psycho Korea, the Psycho franchise truly has gone global.

Someone should make Psycho London or something. Any takers?

Saturday, June 03, 2006

X-Commies: Origin #3 - Electric Boy



Once upon a time, Elec-zz.
File corrupted.
Data lost-
zzP.z.

Friday, June 02, 2006

X-Commies: Origin #2 - Cannonwoman



Lee Wei Wei started wei wei-ing around with cameras since the age of 5. She took pictures of everything. By the age of 14, she was well known to be one of the best photographers in her generation. She was also known at that time, to be one of the most seductive 14 year tolds that ever lived. Many men who fell for her call her "temme", like "tempt me".

If only that was Wei Wei's mutant power. At the age of 16, she tempted a poor boy giving a demonstration on how ancient cannons work to fire a cannonball straight at her so she can take a picture of a cannonball flying straight at the camera. The poor boy got tempted into thinking that after shooting Wei Wei he'll get to be her boyfriend, so he fired a cannonball right at her face.

The cannonball went straight through her camera lens and right into her face. She did not explode, but her mutant powers, whatever it was, processed the cannonball, and now constantly duplicates copies of it. Whenever she opens her eyes, she fires cannonballs. And only Canon lens caps can stop her from killing people.

This makes her blind most of the time. But her tempting powers still exist, and so, I suppose, some of her needs can still be fulfilled.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Fairy Tales: Episode 8 - Tales of Royalties and a Shoemaker

Snow White sat by a small fire, holding her cloak tightly. She was thin and weak. Her fair face was pale and slightly grey. Her blood lips were many shades lighter than ever. The Prince of Thieves sat beside her, holding her and rubbing her arms to keep her warm.

“In the land of dead, it is both cold and hot. It is painful and painless. I do not know what good there is in bringing me back from the dead. Here I am cold and helpless, and I am not dead,” said Snow White softly.

“I brought you back from the dead because I love you, and because I can,” answered the Prince.

“At what cost? How far did you reach to take my hand from the field of outstretching arms? How many barriers did you have to break? How many rules did you have to bend? How many gods did you have to broker with? How many guardians did you have to pay, or vow your life to?”

“None, I didn’t buy you from the dead, I stole you.”

“That is what I am afraid of. She will come for me, for us, and the world.”

“Who?”

“The Queen of the Land of Never Return. She will scour the land for us. We must not run, or she will cover the kingdom with death, and the curse of death is harder to break than the curse of eternal winter.”

“We will worry about that when that happens, my love. But come away with me now, and let us share our love, even if it is not for long.”

Snow White rested her weary head on the chest of the Prince of Thieves and held him tightly in her arms. She was grateful for his love, as fanatical as it may be. There was some warmth in the world after all. But they would not have been able to stay long. She knew the Queen of the Land of Never Return would come soon. She could feel black mists seeping through the air already. It was a familiar smell.

“We must go now, Snow White. They are coming,” said the Prince of Thieves.

“Let her come. Broker with her,” at last conceding that she wants the Prince of Thieves more than she wants death to be upon her.

The Prince of Thieves was slightly stimulated by that thought, but realized he had nothing to trade with.

“Poor things,” said a voice that sounded like a tink and a bell. It came from everywhere, and sounded sweeter than the sweetest voice. “The Prince of Thieves can steal anything in the world, but he gave up his kingdom just to steal his lover from the dead. Silly, silly.”

Snow White sat up and looked at the Prince of Thieves, “You sold your kingdom?”

“No he did not,” said Tinkerbell, the Queen of the Land of Never Return. She descended from the sky in a wisp of black dust. She wore a red dress, and her green wings fluttered with glory as she landed on the snow. She was beautiful. There was no way a passer by would’ve imagined her to be a Queen of death. Her long blonde hair reached her waist, and shone like the moon. Her emerald eyes exuded waves of stillness and serenity, rather than coldness. Her ruby lips appeared as fiery and moist. The Queen was alive in every way.

“He stole you fair and square, Snow White. Only on my way here I had to pass by his land. Or what we once knew as his land. I heard the people cheer at the melting ice, but soon it was replaced by a plague of death. That is the penalty of your offence, Prince of Thieves.”

“You’re going to destroy the world, aren’t you?” asked Snow White?

“Your boyfriend gave me an excuse to come to this land, so, why not? Many souls. I like an orchestra of screaming souls. Wouldn’t you?”

“You have a weird hobby, Tinky,” commented the Prince of Thieves.

“Oh please.”

The Prince of Thieves stood up and faced the small but imposing Queen Tinkerbell. He asked, in the most clichéd way any Prince would ask, “What do you want?”

“Snow White of course, silly. Princes are such idiots. Don’t the evil ones always want the princess? I wish princes had some brains to go with their good looks. I mean, look at you, you, Prince of Thieves. Look at the sky? See the black mist that is slowly spiraling into this world to entrap every life into my underworld prison? You are indirectly, the cause of this world’s impending doom! How stupid can you be? For what? This pale little adopted princess?” blah-ed Queen Tinkerbell.

“I’ll trade with you.”

“Trade what? Your clothes? Don’t want them. Your body? Sorry, not into princes. Too much plastic,” said Queen Tinkerbell sarcastically.

“Let’s trade curses. Promises that we dread to keep. You have yours. I have mine.”

Tinkerbell’s emerald eyes fixed on the robber’s princely brown eyes.

“Interesting.”

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In some of the earliest days since the world began, there lived a shoemaker who was very poor. He struggled to make good shoes, and had difficulty putting food on the table for his family. The two of them were grateful for each other’s love, and didn’t mind the slight hunger, though of course, they wished that fortune would favor them a little bit more.

So two little elves visited the old couple’s home and started sewing shoes of fine quality fit for people of fine stature. Although they were only inches tall, the elves handled the tools so eloquently they sewed nineteen sets of shoes of all types, boots, slippers, sandals, and sneakers, so on and so forth, for both male and female. They left the shoes on the wooden rack in the workshop when the sun started to rise.

So the old couple woke up to find newly made shoes in the shoemaker’s workshop, and upon displaying it to the public, sold them all within minutes for a month’s worth of silver.

The second night passed, and more footwear was set to be sold. People of regal status visited his shop the second day, after hearing of his perfect products from the day before. The old shoemaker sold all of the clothes for a season’s worth of silver.

The third night, the shoemaker and his wife peeked through little curtains and learned about the two little elves. They witnessed the two naked elves sewing an unspeakable pair of slippers. It was too beautiful. And the shoemaker imagined that he would be rich for many years to come. It exuded royalty, and it whispered dark deeds.

The next day, that very pair of unspeakable slippers was bought neither by a man, nor a woman. And it was sold for a lifetime’s worth of gold, silver, and all forms of precious stones put together.

And that was the story of the elves and the shoemaker.

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What they traded, and what they bartered, was never disclosed in any of the books or tales or myths or anything else that told stories. But what we know is that Prince of Thieves bartered for the freedom of Snow White, and all the lives of Fairyland. All this, he did merely with spoken words and kind gestures

Queen Tinkerbell returned to the Land of Never Return a happier lady, and as she sat on her throne to contemplate all things living and dead, she smiled. Her ruby lips glinting a tad bit brighter. It crossed her mind to even set all her captives free, but of course, she was far from being that silly. “I’m a Queen, not a prince,” thought Queen Tinkerbell.

As for the Prince of Thieves and his beloved Snow White, they departed Fairyland. To where, we do not know. But it is certain, that they lived happily ever after.

-The End-

(Don't miss the upcoming finale for the Fairy Tales nine-logy. Whenever that might be.)

The complete Fairy Tales saga can be read in the following chronological order.

Episode 1: The Lost Princess
Episode 2: Acts of the Servant in-Law
Episode 3: The Fairy of Fairies

Original "Fairy Tales" Trilogy
Episode 4: The Coronation of Cinderella
Episode 5: The Whitening of the Snow
Episode 6: The Heart Made of Glass

Current Storyline
Episode 7: Pantheon of the Immortal Princesses
Episode 8: Tales of Royalties and a Shoemaker

X-Commies: Origin #1 - Steamy Shu



Shu Yi, genetically speaking, could've avoided becoming a mutant. DNA tests confirmed that her mutanity required some form of trigger to activate, a specific trigger.

At the age of five, which is the age where toddlers/kids try everything to satisfy their curiousity of the new world, Shu Yi tried many things. Lighting a match and burning her toe, eating chilli until her gums exploded, hiding behind her dad's car when he reversed and got run down, climbling a tree and jumping off a leaf like Indy Jones.

Wait. She's not that flexible. That's the Blue Ape, sorry.

She cycled into a drain pretending she was E.T., stayed underwater for 3 minutes and nearly drowning hoping to see Jaws... You know, curious girl.

So one day, her mom was boiling a lovely pot of potato/carrot/tomato soup. Her mom went into the toilet. Shu Yi woke up from her nap just then and followed her nose, like any other pig. She stood on a stool and opened the pot, and let the aroma of the soup fill her nose. She loved it so much she slowly leaned her head further and further into the pot, until her entire head was in the bowl of soup.

She did not suffocate, or melt, or boil. She continued breathing the soup.

When her mother got her out. She sighed, and the entire house was filled with a stench of potato soup.

Mutanthood achieved.

Not about Superheroes.

Okay. I must stop my Superhero mode for a while. Been blogging wayy to much about superheroes.

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, there was a superhero.

Wait. Not supposed to be about superheroes.

Ok.

Once upon a time, a nuclear bomb was accidentally set off by some idiot technician who did whatever people do to accidentally set off a nuclear bomb.

So the world ended.

Then some superhero came along.

Wait. not about superheroes.

So the world ended.

And after a very very long nuclear winter, the world started to you know, live again. The sad stuff over, the sunlight shining through, the waters returning, the superher-.

Nuclear winters last eons, but it still will end

because somewhere along the way, a superhero will.

Oh please. Stop it. No superheroes here.

Nuclear winters last eons, but it still will end. And one thing, and one thing only, can outlast a nuclear bomb/winter.

Supe-

I mean, love.

Love.

End of post.
Ding.