Since the kids are no longer believers, they helped me with our elf for 24 days. They took turns helping, and although their ideas weren't always things that I would have done, they had fun with it. Some nights, it was close to 10 when we could finally move Crystal, but we made it work. And every morning, Alexis looked forward to finding our Naughty Elf. Crystal isn't the type of elf who leaves happy surprises and crafts. Nope, he does naughty things and plays tricks on the kids. But that's why we love him.
Day 1: Kendall: Crystal used Logan's toothbrush as a buttbrush.
Day 2: Taylor: Crystal farted in a jar and wanted us to smell.
Day 3: Logan: Crystal wrapped the kids' bedroom door with ribbon.
Day 4: Crystal didn't move because Alexis touched him.
Day 5: Kendall: Crystal hid candy canes under certain cups and the kids had to find them.
Day 6: All the kids: Crystal went zip lining from the Christmas tree.
Day 7: Kendall: Crystal made a hammock out of my bra.
Day 8: Taylor: Crystal peed in cups and tried to sell them as lemonade.
Day 9: Taylor: Crystal filled our milk jug with Grinch pee (green milk)
Day 10: Logan: Crystal went bungee jumping from the ceiling fan.
Day 11: Taylor: Crystal got attacked by the soldiers and they taped him to the fridge.
Day 12: Kendall: Crystal decorated our Christmas tree with Kendall's underwear.
Day 13: Taylor: Crystal wrote a riddle.
Day 14: Logan: Crystal and his friends rode the dryer.
Day 15: Kendall: Crystal sent us on a scavenger hunt.
Day 16: Taylor: Crystal was sent to time-out.
Day 17: Logan: Crystal found treasures in the couch.
Day 18: Kendall: Crystal went on a date with Barbie, probably to the drive-in movie.
Day 19: Taylor: Crystal tried to floss (the dance)
Day 20: Logan: Crystal drew mustaches and stuff on our family picture.
Day 21: Me at 4 AM: Crystal took a bubble bath.
Day 22: Me at 4 AM: Crystal put makeup on Logan and took a picture. Logan was not happy about it and tore the picture to a million pieces.
Day 23: Me at 1 AM: Crystal took a sELFie with Alexis.
Day 24: Crystal told Santa that the kids were good and deserved to go on the Nice list. He also let us hold him on Christmas Day.
It's a lot of work, but it was all worth it to see Alexis' excitement every morning, and the kids enjoyed it, too.