i believe in fairies



i finally got to know the j1s tennis girls. they were not the dao pp i thought they were even though i think they are still too quiet. finally got to break the ice wall through lunch at thai express. but first i must talk bout training... training today was rather unique without the guys. very seldom we girls get to train but ourselves. coach did wierd physical also, used some ladder thing that he probally put together himself. and the leg lifts were NOT FUN at all!!! almost got my washboard abbs in exchange for my life. i think coach wanted us dead so that he will have less troublesome students.



okay back the the lunch. michelle, georgina and zibin joined us for lunch... if they continue to do so they are most probally going to end up like me- FAT AND BROKE... they will regret ever trying to know us for making them gain weight. this whole i-am-getting-fat-due-to-eating problem is due to KJ... ever since she came about i started to swallow food up like nothing and that means spending millions of dollars on FOOD!!! maybe i should go on diet... think the J1s are pretty nice pp. got warmed up fast. not bad for my first meeting with them. (note to self: i must impart all knowledge of SAJC to them)



watched peter pan today. it was an okay show as everyone would have already watched the cartoon verson. but the thing bout this movie is my dearest peterpan. Jeremy Sumper is GORGOUS!!! that smile and hair... ooohhhh... MELTZ... and the thing is that he is only 15. maybe i should go for younger men after all... only if all of them are as cute as him. he is like so cute from every other angle. i finally see why pp say that blonds are cute. i am still wondering what was that that he was wearing in the movie. are those leaves or what??? doesnt he feel naked??? just imagine parading yourself in a movie wearing nothing but leaves... what if something drops???







corinna is still deciding who she prefers, peterpan or legolas greenleaf, they are both blond and really cool... just a matter of age. she said the other time she is willing to wait for jeremy sumpter. age doesnt seem to matter to her at all. but then again she is so small (no offence co...) that they will look perfect together. lyn made some joke just now that the guy who asks for the tickets will as her where her parents are since she was watching a PG movie.

finished my chinese birthday present



like finally!!! took my three hours to do a six full page chinese book review of some book i bought for cedars reading quiz. i forgot the story and i was really tempted to call up fushan to ask her what it is about. but never did it. i depended on my smart braincells to give me answers IN CHINESE... everyone knows that my chinese sucks more than anything and producing a book review with summary, character and plot analysis IN CHINESE will take the life out of me. but was really surprises i produced some 2000 words review IN CHINESE in THREE hours. God must have decided he will make me more chena for my birthday...



okay, i can now blog on my real thoughts and feelings bout my birthday now instead of worrying of my chinese birthday present from lao shi. birthday cake was oohhhh laaaalaaa... just look at my birthday cake. tirimasu with ALOT of RUM in it. apparently my mom decided to declare her daughter's birthday by buying alcoholic cake. the rum was pretty strong i think i must have tipsy-ied for five mins. (no la) looks good, tastes better!!!



the sky has been crying for the past 6 days... like hello??? 6 consecutive days of weeping and roaring. it has been raining dinosaurs like for the past 6 days... spoilt my training today. some birthday!!! if this carries on the temperature in the sky will fall low enough for the rain droplets to turn into ice and fall to singapore as hail. like take that from the geog student. then we can have the second hail storm in singapore's brief history of weather miracles. (bullshit) have alreasy seen my share of hail storms in switzerland... no need more... but kinda hopes it continues to rain tomorro everning so that i will not have to run 2.4.



there are many things going in my mind today actually... i think the first thing i, as an 18 year old should do, is to get my piorities right. i must be VERY MATURE in my thinking and decisions from now on... studies are currently the first on my list, and under this category there is MANY MANY short term stuff ill like to do... they are as follows :



-colate wuthering heights notes

-colate anthony and cleopatra notes

-rewrite silas marner notes

-do all my phy and human geog tutorials

-file my worksheets which are all over the room

-study hydrology this weekend



so many things to do... so FREEKING LITTLE TIME!!! i really must be disciplined in my work from now on. no more procrastination in terms of my studies. A levels is no joke woman!!! so WAKE UP AND START STUDYING!!!



that's one thing off my mind. i have not been thinking really hard on what i really want to do after i graduate from JC. it may not be a laughing matter but i really want to think hard bout what i really want to accomplish in this life of mine. what do i really want with my life??? happiness??? health??? carear??? marriage??? sex??? kids??? (not SO far) i cant put my mind on anything concrete now...



i really need to achieve self-actualisation... (refer to new year resolutions) i thing i need now is to understand myself more than anyone can. until now... i have no idea what my soul thinks. or what my brains dreams bout. all i really need is a load more confidence which i am totally lacking in. i have no self esteem...



wow... that was really one mature self reflecting reflection.

♥ ♥ FINALLY 18!!! ♥ ♥



i expected to wake up today with every one of my senses telling me that i have finally turned 18. but NO... i woke up today and the first thing that came to my mind was... SHIT... ECONS TEST!!! the very DAY of my life spoilt by a stupid econs test that i could not even do. this is a BAD OMEN... i got up fifteen mins earlier to study for the stupid test...



i dont feel any older today than yesterday

i dont look any older today than yesterday

i dont behave any older today than yesterday

i dont think any more maturely today than yesterday

i dont feel any more legal today than yesterday

finally 18 but not much 18 today as any other day.



got many birthday wishes to day by sms as well as verbal and hugs. and out of everything, i got my 'first' kiss - by cheryl. PUKE*** -sudden sick with bird flu- everything was fine. got a few prezzies from around the world. all my publicity was working pretty well, worth my effort. yeah... i want to thank the following pp for their preezies today, some which i have not opened:



1. KJ - thanks for ur butt coaster and key chain, will try to use the butt coaster asap, only thinking it looks better clean.

2. ST char dan - thanks for ur multi-purpose bag. love it and yeah... it does go with most of the stuff in my closet.

3. kris and matt - thanks for the package, will try not to open it until midnight. who cares if it is the last present i will open???

4. mommy - 100 bucks to buy myself a new pair of training shoes. u rock my world woman!!! LOVE YA -muaks-



and last but not least...

5. lao shi - thanks for the 5 full page book review i have to do IN CHINESE which is due tomorrow!!! really appreciate it so much man!!! -puking at the side- i think ill rather have DC than to do it. havent even started reading anything lor... thanks for my one sleepless night... SO EXCITED... (better start..)

I AM 17 GOING ON 18



soon to be a BIG girl now. annoucement to the world... the person of who owns this blog who's name is Shanny is OFFICIALLY by stated by the Singapore law, turning 18 TOMORROW!!! and this person is in need of drastic birthday recognition as no one seemed to have remembered her beautiful birthday in the past 17 years and 364 days of her life. this year will be the year she turns into a adult and legally able to purchace alcohol in mickeymouse pajamas and walk into clubs in teeshirt and jeans without being thrown out by the fattest bouncers on earth. they can kiss my asre.



i have NEVER spent so much time and effort advertising my birthday in the past 17 years and 364 days of my life. from openly declaring my adulthood to putting up banners on my web (as u can see) to deliberately creating polite conversation to give away strong hints to i cant even remember. this year WILL be different!!!



but effort not in vail... so far i have recieved 3 birthday gifts when it has not even reached my birthday yet... i must congratulate these people's brains for reserving a space for me and my birthday.



1. jo - thanks for the WLH unbelievable CD. gald to have u for a sis

2. jil, DY and ber - i am going to master my mahjong and i am going to beat u all the next time we play.

3. lyn, co and can - josh gorban is singing ur names so loudly i can hear him from here. (just got it today)



i hope i am the happiest person on earth tomorrow.

ghost in the shell







i did a bit of digital editing to this photo. the original can be found in my web album. it really looks creepy now ...but really cool man. looks like some ghost picture taken out of some 1900 photo album. YP really look like she was not part of the photo in the first place. CREEPY!!! COOL!!! so exciting. your com can turn a harmless photo into terror... hahaha...

lack-of-arts-pp vs financial crisis



think we are the worst batch of arts pp that have ever entered SA since the school was founded. we are generally very un-united and in-coadunate... and now we are SO creative we are creating problems for the sch. not that i am a big portion of the problems (i am not at all) but i think we are getting really outoff hand. first was the lack of results from the faculty as everyone is averaging 4-5 point ave, and now it is the attendence.



the DP has to come and cut out econs lect to give the whole arts fac a lecture of the importance of BEING PRESENT in sch. yup!!! 45mins of talking bout reasons why we should have our presence felt in sch. apparently we can have up to 35 pp absent from sch in a single day out of 170 students and the teachers are ripping hair out of their heads over the lack of arts pp attending their lessons. as arts pp, we are fully aware of the temtations of staying at home for nothing. it runs in our bloods... 'old habits are hard to break' and ancient ones are impossible to forget. and ponning sch and fake MCs happens to fall under the ancient category. who knows if we arts pp are actually mugging at home...



John Smith is getting angry already i think. he must be getting real frustrated and disheartened with us not handing up our homework and not bring our books. i really hate to upset him. he is such a nice guy and a really good teacher. and everytime he gets upset with us, i can feel guilt building up although i never do anything the least bit wrong. just imagine an unhappy santa clause.



shanny's financial crisis is causing a nation wide economic crisis. my lack of bankroll means that there is no contribution to the money circulation in singapore and that will mean that there is no money distribution within the country and it will eventually lead to a MAJOR ECONOMIC DOWNTURN!!! in other words... I NEED MONEY!!! the Almighty Dollars are not rolling in... and my CNY $$ collectables are not smelling into my pockets but mommy's ones. and as quoted from KJ's blog ' leaving us the red residues'



ST suggested i get a boyfriend to sustain my eating habbits. i dont mind a BF if he is rich enough to pay for all my meals (note how much i eat) and all my financial outputs of 'accidental' purchaces along orchard road (warning... this occurs v often)



talking bout BFs... valentines this year will be the same as every year for the past 18 years of my life - boring and dateless. when everyone else is stuck together, i am the only unfortunate soul without a date and left at home watching trashy love movies and cup noodles for company. although i say all these... note that i am NOT DESPERATE for love. i dont intend to date anytime this year, although i MAY consider and give that someone a chance if that someone asks me out to the MTV music awards!!!

MAJOR brain malfunction disability



talk about brain drain. 3 hours of the SATS has already killed my entire head of brain cells, not only that but my butt is also sore from all the sitting. try glueing your butt to a chair in a room full of ah bengs. didnt know ah bengs can make it to the U. mayb there ARE stuff under all the floopy golden hair afterall. weird... anyway dispite of the lack of brain cells, i manage to sit through verbal sections no one EVER knows how to do and math section i dont even know how. sucks...



dinner at DYs - steamboat. the girls didnt seem to have ate alot, and AS USUAL... i was piggin out (no surprise) the fish and donnowhatballs were GOOD!!! but the soup is better and real YUMMY!!! bernice decided to show up afterall dispite the cows dropping from the heavens. thought she was going to PS us. *what is wrong with the weather anyway??? has been raining since two days ago. is it going to hail??? why does it keep raining every CNY???* only God can answer... WHY???



guess what the love birds brought me for my BD??? my very first mahjong set, travel mahjong actually, but that was what i wanted. U pp ROCKS!!! and jillian's lack of wrapping abilities ended my mahjong set in a hush puppy paperbag instead of a nice wrapper... (jillian: go practice... practice makes perfect!) but then again... it is the thought that counts (jillian: i forgive your inability to wrap stuff.)



was a really bad loser today. couldnt even play my pool properly... ditto mahjong. two reasons: it is the fengsui of my seat (without the fishtank and all) but i think it is due to lack of brain cells due to SATS. cant move anymore physically or mentally... finally played mahjong with a proper set of rules. and upon learning them - more braincells burned... why got so many rubbish rules??? learning them is more mentally straining than sitting for the SATS. but it was fun... lyn STILL has beginners luck.

long last



FINALLY... at least there still is one side of the family that actually remember that

1. my name is shanny as in S-h-a-n-n-y

2. i am in JC second year and going to U next year

3. i am in SA taking arts

4. i have two slibings

5. i am just as dark every year as this year



unlike some other side, this side never seems to for get anything, and they are a much funner group than yesterday. at least they all talk sense.



the day wasnt that bad afterall. i got to play half an hour of tennis before we were all sardined in coach car again and off to little india for breakfast and lunch. no no no... not branch but for BOTH meals.. no kidding... had naan for breakfast before hopping by Muthu's curry for fishhead curry. it was raining so hard we ended up walking to the mrt with towels over our heads looking just like escaped osama friends.



had to get back to pack my room which is in this really BIG mess. sorted out my table. dinner was at my place today. love it when dinner is here, i feel so much more at home (wait... i am!!!) i was happily doing the stuff i like. piew!!! i even manage to get an hour of sleep, was really tired after all the cleaning. dinner started cooking every since early in the morn before i woke up, there were a total of 14 dishes cooked by dinner time. and it was really good.



love daddy's side of the family. they are much nicer and more enthu pp than some other condamned side. at least they remember stuff. maybe because all my cousins are really old and close to married. then it occured to me that size really runs in the family. look at my bro then compare it to the rest of the family, he suddenly seems so small... have always thought he was big but there is always someone u know bigger.



ashley is still the biggest! i wonder how does his students see him. must me really dominating! think he is getting on fine with married life. FINALLY getting angpow from a cousin like since forever. his wife is SO THIN!!! her tigh is only my calf. dont even think she has a tint of fat in her. cant blame her since she is an air stewardess. twice as tall but twice thinner than ME!!! ashley is SO big and his wife is SO thin. i wonder how they do IT. she must really be CRUSHED!!! lizard and is wife can move away, my cousin is in the house.



think more pp need to get married la. next year i will be anticipating more angpows. hanmay has been dating kevin for like since i remambered (like >10 years) and honghai and wendy has already bought a house. i better hear wedding bells!!! i need more wedding bells to finance my future CNYs. i cant live anymore knowing that i should have angpows every CNY. why do they keep draggin weddings? what is so bad about finally bring able to settle down so that u can have sex without feeling guilty? those pp are already hitting thier thirties already...

stoning maraton



tt's all i did there, almost fell asleep on the couch while watching the fako-chinese bond on VCD. you think it is okay??? wait till u have a grand uncle who claps his hands after every performance even if it is on VCD. then i have mentally disabled aunts who thinks it is so amusing that i am in JC and that i am still in tennis. i have cousins who dont look like boy or girl. and a whole bunch of noisy uncles who talk bout business all the time. crazy is the word for every single relative of mine. thinks it runs in the family. i must be a carrier of the crazy mulilation genes, i am so screwed.



i need new relatives, they cant even call me by the right name. they call me anything but shanny. from sani to sharmi. dont even think they can remember my name. think i shall give up making them call me by my given name - shanny. leopards will never change their spots and i am a very tired zookeeper. maybe the leopards should all die and leave me alone.



i got the whole: ni hen hei thing again this year. WHEN WILL THEY STOP IT??? if they are not tired, i am!!! why dont they all just mind their own business and stop bothering about my skin. not like it is going to affect them in their lives in any freeking way right?? just shut up and leave me alone!!!



out of the donno how many hours i spent at 5th grand aunt's place, i spent half of it in and out of the kitchen and the other half glued to to sofa. CNY totally sucks. there is nothing to do, nothing to say to ur relatives even though you only meet them once a year (THANK GOD it is only once a year). sucks that i dont have any relatives that us MY AGE. i do but they are not in sinagpore. everything sucks.



HATE CNY.

HATE CNY!

HATE CNY!!!

my CNY resolutions

by Shanny Tan age 6 more days 18th birthday **HINT**

this is to last one week *HINT*



1. i will try my best to gather all the angpows i can get my hands on! i currently am running a major financial crisis with my allowance as i eat too much for my own good spending 99% of my monthly allowance on food. angpows will replenish my lack of money situation unless mommy takes them all away as usual.

2. i will empty all the kwei pa ti 5th grand aunt makes before i leave the house! she makes a pot of it just for me almost every year as she totally knows i love it to the core. i will do her proud and finish everything. i will ignore all pleas and orders not to finish it! (HAHA FOOD!!!)

3. i will devour all the chocolates i can get my hands onto! (even if it means pimples for the next year) chocolates are no stopping a chocoholics like me even if it mean it will disfigure my face forever!!! maybe i'll just make it a point to regret it later.

4. i will not get me self into the talk about how cute the kids are routines. I HATE KIDS and everything remains as it is. donno how many kid there will be running around the house or on the prams but i will NOT get close to one of them. i'll just sit at the dinning table and do the above.

5. i will not get irritated by all the irritating kids running around! even it is a stampeed of bulls and elephants over the house and the whole HDB flat collaspes, i will not get distracted from the dinning table. not going to get irritated with any kid related problems

6. i will be a mature adult (or soon to be **BIG HINT**) and not bother when the adults are comparing whos kids are smarter. i am proud to be who i am even if it means that the whole world is smarter than me.

7. i am going to comdamn the entire 3th grand aunt family. (main reason why i hate CNY) even if her kid/grandkids are smarter and more bimbotic than me. the enitire family has disgusting chinese names which sounds like some form of shit name. what on earth is huai chi or jia chi (sounds just like jiang shi as in the hop hop hop one) who's daughter (who is 40++) is like some total ah lian who probaly wears a size 24 jeans and 6 inch heals and some really tight and lowtop with her C cup boobs sticking out it like giant fish balls. and whos grandkids looks like a totally nerd and is probally one of the ugliest person possible to walk the face of the earth. who has moley faces. (think thier uglyness runs in the family) who cares if they all have scholerships beacuse the are all so ugly that they will never get attached in like ever!!! at least i'll be so happy that their family line will end right at her precious grand kids hahaha... even she doesnt even deserve to have greatgrand kids as i cant believe who in the world would have married her in the 1920s? still cant forgive her for what she did to me when i was 12. once a bitch now an irritating old hag with no continuation of her family line. she totally deserves it!



really hates mommy side of the family to the CORE. they all deserve to die of SARS or madcow or even birdflu. too many kids and too many irritating old hags who have nothing better to do but to say EVERY YEAR : ni jing nian bi jiao hei. get a grip on life man pp. i am so hei every year like since pri one!!! they need to get a new chinese new year subject of crtitisms. think they compare who can critisise pp more everyyear.



**SHIT!!! I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF WHAT THE HELL TO WEAR!!!**

lenard ong rocks!!!



i had one of the most enjoyable PE today with mr ong. we had PT all over the school from the track area to running up and down the steps in LT3. and NO KIDDING we WERE actually running up and down in the LT during PE with the aircon. today's PE lesson was like some history lesson of SAJC in the late 1980s. so cool!!!



heard many stories about SA from the horses' mouth and it was all really funny. mr ong was such a bad boy when he was young... so cute... SA used to have have such really bad pp who race motobikes around the track and do bike stunts on the stairs outside LT1, and pp who carry tables to the roof to study. MAD!!! too bad they all not just school material. then the LTs used to have massive rat problem and pp taking drugs at the back of the LT during lectures.

misstennisenia vs lightbulbs



yup u heard my right, i really miss training. and it has only been ONE training leh. i felt so empty in the morn. suddenly 11 am in the morn seems so boring. think i may be developing some syndrome called - misstennisenia. i am really sick liao. oh no! first was the tennis elbow thing then is the newly discovered misstennisenia. this is getting out of hand. cure = training. I WANT TRAINING!!!



donno how are the J1s. i really want to know how good they were. whoopi beat donno who 6-2. if coach put me down for a match with one of the J1s, i have no idea how i will fare. firstly, i have my arm problem and then i got no confidence of myself. (i really lack self-esteem) if i lose i will be so devastated and maybe they will look down on me. (ahh i am thinking too much) no way am i going to loose, i simply will not allow it. i have been playing since sec 1 and i have enough experience through my entire life to ensure that i CAN handle any match situation!!! (yes i can!!!)



missed the J1-J2 bonding thingy. was just thinking how fun it will be... maybe if i did go for the J1-J2 thingy then MAYBE they will really fall head over heals in love with me and forgive my lack of ability to play a match on court. that would be really good... (IF ONLY!!!)



went out with the girls... girls= girls -YP - Co +DY. ya, just a dinner outing in town while attempting to get lyn and can a top for the CNY. i have not seen them for a pretty long time, like ever since sch started. was just too busy with all my loads and burdens of homework which consisted of essays and more essays for the past two weeks. like dont forget i end sch EVERYDAY WITHOUT FAIL AT 5!!! talk about tired and enervated when i reach home.



okay... back to the topic. shopping in vail!!! no one bought anything except for jillian who bought some really BRIGHT ORANGE sigg bottle to match her bag and shoes. yup that is jillian u are hearing about... ORANGE AS USUAL. not surprised at all. so her! i have tons of clothes i am comfirm not deprived of any fabric like clothing. at least for the next 5 years. just that they are all kiddy and i cant possibly wear them to U IF i can get in. can open a shop liao.



we were great big lightbulbs yesterday!!! more than that, we were SPOTLIGHTS AND LAZER BEAMS... think DY and jil couldnt have a private enough time together. (right jill??? right DY???) i really felt like walking so fast as to be able to loose them for a while. but they have fantastic eyesight! still can catch up. think they were glad when we left for home. so they can UH HUM... (no offence) and lyn offered the suggestion for them to use protection... thought precaution is better than abortion. haha... those two can just stay together... made to last forever!!!



watch cheaper by dozen as you can see. pretty ok show. just really cheezy story line and sloppy touching scenes. but it was funny. but the type of ordinary jokes that even i can make. but still it was okay. how can anyone live with a dozen children??? i cant even stand one... let alone this CNY with all the most aggravating, distressing, exasperating, incommodious, annoying, tiresome, troublesome, vexatious, disturbing little kids running around the house... I HATE CNY!!! i am just going to have one kid. maybe ill just adopt an adult from somewhere. maybe ill just die without any to call my name... maybe i will not even get married. maybe i cant even get attached... (just the worst case scenerio).

recruiting all members



i have finally decided to come out of my undercover and plan a full time attack on our dearest dictator. she is NOT GETTING AWAY FROM HER PAST... RECRUITING ALL SUPPORTERS TO COME JOIN THE WAR!!! waimam republic is going to fall in my hands... wahhahaha...

tennis elbow



i really think i got tennis elbow liao... how ar??? my arm hurts like MAD!!! and i really mean hurtin to the core!!! i don wan to get tennis elbow leh... then i'll not be able to play my most favourite sport in the world. SHIT!!! HOW??? shouldnt have tried to play just now after PE. later got onto the bus cant even hold on to the bar properlly. think i have an arm defficiency problem leh. maybe an arm transplant would be the most versitile and ideal course for me to take. just that it would be really really REALLY hard to find someone who has the same colour arm as me... really not easy to find!



i feel like SHIT now!!! think i should break off tennis for a week or so to let my arm rest. i may not be going for training on Sat liao. arm hurts too bad i cant even support myself on the bus. better not get worse or i'll really break down in sobbs. DARN!!! i really want to go for trainin though. i will finally see who the J1s are and we most prob will be going out for lunch... FOOD!!! see how much i want to go???

not wednesday anymore



trainings day just going to fun anymore. there is SO MANY pple on court with all the J1s around. yup they are not bad but it is just too many ppl on the pathetic three courts. i use to like the holiday trainings where there are only about 6 to 8 pp every training. at that time, i could really play all i want and actually get tired. now??? i cant even pant!!! without the panting and excessive sweating i dont think i can even loose weight anymore.



now there will be bout 23 ppl on the courts every training. do the math and u'll have 7.66 ppl on a single court!!! like hello that is so MANY... today itself i already died squeezing into the court with the girls with melvin, ben and the new M-something guy. i think we can talk turns not coming for training. AND I MISS THE J3s... miss all of them so much. wish they will all come back!!! wednesdays are not going to be the same anymore.



felt like SHIT today. firstly got cramps due to week ealier period then my arm started to really ache like mad... think i may get tennis elbow... i dont want!!! if i get that i'll NEVER get to play EVER AGAIN!!! think i better start using the damperner.



was looking very hard at mr chan today. was wonderin how much a married man will change. HIS EYES WERE SPARKLING. think he must have forced his wife to have sex with him. haha... so funny!!! was thinkin how he actually did IT with his wife. he is so flabby and white. what does she see in him anyway??? cant imagine him doing it... hahhaa... think he is smiling more than usual today also... must be the drastic change of sex life...

ass suckers



somebody made me really pissed off by a stupid, demoralising remark early in the morn at 7.28 sharp!!! it is like so freeking early and that bitch-ass-sucker-no-brain-PIG had to come interupt my all so sleepy mood at the break of dawn. it is not our fault that the stupid elephant walk song is not playing. the WHOLE WORLD knows that the J2s are 'brought to life' by that song. that demented ass sucker has to come call us to go line up by you know what??? saying that we have 'NIL INTELLEGENCE!!!' but in chinese as quoted from her: "ni men mei you zhi hui..." like what the hell la. you are a teacher and you tell students we have no intellegence... what a role model... FREEK YOU U FAT PIG!!! HOPE YOU DIE TOMORRO BY A CAR ACCIDENT AND MAY UR HEAD ROLL OF THE ROAD INTO THE DRAIN!!! that is what you deserve...



anyway i also heard one of the funniest joke today and it was played on charlene. donno who told her that there is some high paying job available where all you need to do is to just pump the gas for the MRT trains every morn before school. i cant believe she fell for it!!! it was SO FUNNY when i heard it... it did not occur to her that MRT trains run on electricity!!! HAHAH...... she totally fell for it!!!



i am begining to really hate the J1s... all they ever do is to hog up my canteen space... (didnt anyone say we need to have a conducive environment???) when i reach sch early in the morn at 7... the entire upper cafe is HOGGED AND FILLED up with J1s!!! it is like at 7AM leh... where the birds are still sleeping and owls are still hunting for food!!! i cant even find a space during break... WHY DONT YOU ALL IMATURE ARSES JUST GO HOME... JC IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU!!! WE DONT WANT YOU HERE!!!



the J1s are basically a bunch of pure breed LOSERS!!! during break... there was this guy sitting at the table behind me... think he's from SJI... but he had his PE shorts sticking out from the pants... it is not just peeking out... it was STICKING like 3 inches out of his pants... like LOSER!!! and there were girls still with skirts 3/4 down!!! hello??? SA here... not HC or NJ!!! nerd does not rock here. it can sweep the floor liao lor! my skirt is like one third of theirs... LOSERS!!! all offically CONDAMNED by the great one here!!!



LOSERS!!!

LOSERS!!!

LOSERS!!!!!!!

10 best comedies EVER

those u can laugh till u die



1. who's line is it anyway - where things are made up in matter of seconds and rock my world. rolling on the floor laughter...

2. friends - who wouldnt love this old time fav. have been watchin since forever, ross is SO CUTE!!!

3. 8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter - daughters are not always the easiest to handle and i happen to be so like karen. (refer to previous post)

4. everybody loves ramond - raymond is so goofy. voice is so cute.

5. grounded for life - hail for loser dad and hell for household.

6. southpark - just lame and really vulgar. they look retarded anyway.

7. titus - thoughts that kill.

8. dharma and greg - relationship disaster in the making. but that dharma is so funny

9. that 70's show- dumb and kuchen is SO CUTE!!! just how dumb can he get anyway?

10. simpsons - just lamer and really no sense at all for crying out loud.



*decided to make this list when i was watching who's line just now. maybe lame and nothing better to do, but WHO CARES??? *

eating partner



finally found another eating partner other than KJ. weitse from open house was here for training today. guess she is okay. though she is not in SA she is totally coming for trainings every sat from now. yeah man... one more friend who plays tennis. rocks!!!



there was two J1s who came for training today, THEY SUCK!!! cant even hit the ball in a straight line, cant even hold the racquet properly. i can probally play better than them using my toes... haha... why bother trying out man. this is a competitive sport not recre man! but then again we really do need more players, like only the seven of us, cant even make a team. hope during wed there will be more tennis abled players... at least my life wont be that bad. think i did enjoy training today, coach was doing stupid stuff but it was really fun!!! hope he does more of this soon.



saw jaws drop again due to my ability to eat. yup!!! the whole bunch of pp just turned into jaw dropping sharks the moment me and KJ walked into baker's inn to have our desert after lunch. and all i ate was a bowl of rice with fish soup. barkers inn have one of the best cheesecakes on the face of the earth. tried the 'newyork' and the 'wallnut' cheesecakes. it MELTS IN UR MOUTH!!! like just liquifies into yummy sinfull cream/cheese or watever... have decided to make myself a regular there and try out every single type of cake they can every have... ( to lyn and co: u pp can go all u want on the embassy and embargo guys, but the barker inn owner is MINE!!!) my hands are so on him.



8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter really rocks man... it is so funny that i almost died laughing just now. IT IS SO FUNNY... todays episodes is not one of the best i have seen but it still is one of the funniest shows. bridget (the blond one) is SO BIMBO... even eyebrows much match. telling her it doesnt is the worst news she will hear like forever. and karen is so like me in many ways. just one of those pp who lack of confidence and dont fit in anywhere at all but still remains smart and intelligent (to KJ my IQ is 160). still like the episode where the entire family were all having a small competition where the winner decides where to go on holiday... that is HILARIOUS!!!

interview with jillian



jillian denies it all... smsed her this afternoon to ask if all the stories were true and tried so hard to get her to reply my smses and all the she said was, "erm that's after the prom.. we went clubbing.. but we dint make out what.. we are decent pple k!" then she went on saying "haha u are a very lousy paparazi reporter leh.. information not correct de.. lousy and inaccurate source.. haha can sue u! will recieve my lawyer's letter soon!"



*all quotes is entire speech from my phone**



denial is always the first step to something bigger and more intense. and it is only kissing la jillian... not that anyone caught u making love in the bushes... aiyo... honestly is the best policy... SO SPIT IT OUT!!! what ACUTALLY HAPPENED??? if not i am just going to take my side of the story and publise it to the world... then u will be another Britney and the next thing is u telling me u got married somewhere...



THE JILLIAN DICTIONARY:

'decent pple' = pple who just dont do IT in the bushes and that kissing is perfectly fine.

'erm' = hesitation of bout a min. use to gather thoughts so as to not leak out the truth.

'dint make out what' = a term use to show great amount of guilt.

'information not correct de' = you shd check out the greater details

'haha can sue u!' = how dare u pry into my life.



**IMPORTANT: information from previous post still stands until i say so... **

NEWS FLASH!!!



ALERT ALERT!!!!! SOMEONE SPOTTED JILLIAN MAKING OUT WITH YOU KNOW WHO!!! yes you heard me right... donno if this is still old news or not. i just knew it today from my dearest ber... i wonder if the girls knew this already... or am i the very last to know. anyway... jillian is so at first base who knows if she have actually went on to second. if she did i am so not surprised man!!!





JILLIAN = Amath » AJC = hockey » skirts + dresses » girly + change of radar » guys + clubbin and pubbing » dating » love (nicer to me) » hugging + kissing = first base » » second base » marriage = OMG!!! » kids = Shanny fainting due to inability to get attached at all.



this above is the equation of jillian's entire life and heat ,aka passion, acts as the catalyst for obtaining the results... this is NOT HAPPENING!!! someone is actually going to get married first. bigbird case is already unacceptable but THIS??? the sky is falling... somebody kill me... i cant take it anymore... maybe it HAPPENS that all people who goes to AJ experiences a BIG DRASTIC change in their lives ( bigbird and MY, lyn and library, and now jillian and DY!!!) it must be the feng shui. why didnt i go there instead???



to jillian : jillian ahhh... dont go too fast okay??? speed is not the best thing in any relationship you know???(maybe except for the 'thrusting' part) dont let him take advantage of you k??? tongue is good but make sure you brush your teeth... u r a girl... please use PROTECTION... maybe you should go on the pill... do IT in a more condusive place, put some candles around, it may be better for vision... just dont get married until i find a boyfriend k??? that is my only wish...



**girls... do call me when you read this!!!**

i was naive...



stupid, demented, and a total imature idiot who did not deserve to live yesterday when i said i wished i was part of the STUPID orientation. i take it all back now... i cannot HATE ANYTHING MORE THAN THE ORIENTATION now. it totally took away all my fun and jest for the evening and probally for the next few days.



TRANING WAS CANCELLED due to the freeking ORIENTATION!!! like hell with all of the J1s for spoiling my training. i was so looking forward to training this afternoon. i was all so enthu about it. like the sch is SO BIG and they have to play games in the tennis courts... like hello all three courts somemore... it is wednesday and pp ACTUALLY HAVE TRAINING!!! think the hockey, touch and volleyball pp were all chased out of their training ground. like what is more important than the upcoming tournment??? it's the school's name for heavens sake... the J1s have like the rest of the year to do that BONDING thingy. i never gotten any decent orientation and i gotten along JUST FINE!!!



the entire team was there, EVERY SINGLE PERSON CAME and then they HAVE TO CANCEL TRAINING!!! the school ought to set their piorities right... the games are like soaking up MY COURTS with water and dont even think they even bother drying it later... SUCKS!!! pp are coming in to play later at 6!!! freek all of them!!!



HOPE THE RAIN DID POUR DOWN ON THEM... HOPE LIGHTNING STRUCK THE TENNIS COURTS WHILE THEY WERE PLAYING STUPID GAMES WHICH SPOIT MY TRAINING AND KILL SOMEONE!!! or maybe make the spotlight fall on someone and broke their leg... at least i wouldnt feel that bad that training is cancelled and i would feel that that was a blessing in disguise. aaAAAHHHH... this is making me really really REALLY REALLY MAD!!!

five lessons



today is such a 'good for nothing' day. only attended five out of eight lessons like the entire day. and three of it is geog. not that i dont enjoy geog or anyother lesson today but think i got PMS. either PMS or that i've got major sleeping overload!!! i could barely go through PC today, my eyes were so small (like they are not already) that i would have needed an eye surgery to keep them from falling shut. didnt even underdstand a shit bout what was going on in PC anyway...



really dont know what's my prob today, was not really the best of student. got really moody like through the day fully equipted with the mood swings and everything and i could not concentrate. sigh... maybe it's because i have too many breaks today...



got really ego again when danelle told me that habibah said that i am a POTENTIAL A GEOG STUDENT!!! apparently habibah said that i am a balanced student who can do both human and physical. i was SO HAPPY... finally someone is praising me for my hard work, interest and delegation to the sub!!! I ROCK!!! think my ego is acting up again...



one more thing... I WISH I WAS PART OF THE ORIENTATION!!! it looks really fun man with all the shouting and water and games and everything. think the councils have done a preety good job at the orientation. too bad my stupid year is so jinxed with the SARS that i did not ever had the chance of having a decent orientation in SA. that would have widened my social circle... looked so freeking fun la... just thought it was a little too clean compared to what i had in SR... all the rotten papaya and apple spit still lingers round still. YUCKS... should have added some flour and water and maybe eggs. that would make everything really FUN!!!



hand itchy already. need to play tennis. now that whoopi is back i feel so much better, there is finally someone to guide me. one month without her makes me feel as though i suddenly shoulder all the responsisblities. donno y... waiting for the j1s to come in... then mayb tennis will not be so bad. me and kejin will have more pp to go eat with us...praying big appetite pp come in... cant wait for trainin tomorro. donno why but just LOVE trainin so much...

normality



this day signifies the official start of the brand new year school days. i have only one work for it... SUCKS!!! school is going to offically suck from today onwards... first of all, the stupis timetable really gets on my nerves, drop maths already still cant go home any ealier. still end at 5 everyday.think the only thing i can do (according to the girls) is to drop dead. i have an average of 4.5 breaks a day. that will leave me about three whole hours plus of free time in the day.



i actually manage to do most of my homework compared to the rest of the school. everyone seems to be cramming this time to do their homework in the cafe. seems like the entire school is on the homework EXCEPT moi!!! hahaha... thanks to janelle i did all my homework at her place that day...



the J1s are all losers. i see more CMI pp than ever all in a single day. there are a couple of really chio bus but that is bout it... i seemed to notice more of the girls than the guys, in general... girls look at girls and guys looks at girls... pity no guys want to look at the guys. anyway not even one yandao one. i'm not for younger men anyway... hahaha...



really few cedarians here in SA this intake... think i only spotted four or five. thought that we cedrians would really love to go SA... maybe when we shift into PP than there will be more, it is SO CLOSE TO CEDAR ANYWAY. i know cedarians are bound to love SA...

moms a bitch



yup you heard me right, she is a down right mother bitch who's mouth is her brains. arseshit who is worst than many i know.(maybe not worst than that stupid bitch CRYSTAL) peabrain who just exercises her mouth to loose weight. IDIOT!!! if you shout at me anymore i'll probally adopt kejin's voodooing method.



have been hearing her screaming and shouting away for the past four days bout the same thing that our results sucks and that we must start studying for the exams. she keeps asking us to do assignment books, even if we dont have any, we must imagine we have and pretend to do. she goes ON AND ON AND ON... just SHUT UP ALREADY!!! have been hearing this for the past 17 years of my freeking life. she evens threatens to stop us from using the com and watching tv... like u BITCH!!! just f**k off and leave me alone for heavens sake. the whole house is just plain TIRED of listening anymore to all the today-is-the-last-day-for-enjoying-yourself.



bitch bitch BITCH!!! i am not stubborn for nothing okay??? i am born in year of the OX! i get really pissed when pp keep telling me what to do every hour... and no kidding... she screams her freeking head away every hour. hopes it drops out!!! when you tell me not to do it i will all the more go ahead... i have always been like that and always will. why wouldnt she just leave me alone and let me handle my life myself. for heaven's sake... i am eighteen in less than a month.



she not only screams away in the day but in the night as well. screamin her stupid head of at 11/12 plus in the night at louis for coming back late... like hello??? pp in the house is sleeping. woke like the entire house awake and i could hardly sleep later that night. BITCH!!! everyone knows that sleep is the next importand factor after food and i take it very seriously!!!

so tired



i can hardly keep my eyes open now. really really REALLY want to sleep now although it is only 8.30. this day have been quite long today. had training in the morn at 10 and i reached school at 9.30 in the morn only to find out that i am there way too early. was waiting for more people to come and i was reading one of my trashy romance novels. then left to take the trolley at 9.45 coming back only to find that the guys were there and coach was holding up my book. that is SO NOT FOR HIM!!! then raph picked it up... SO NOT FOR HIM TOO!!!



anyway that was just something really dumb, was really surprised that all the guys except ben is there for training today. hardly seen all of them at the same time the entire hols. but we did physical today, maybe that's why i am DRAINED of all possible energy to do any homework or whatever...



- 4 rounds running

- 40 pushups

- donno how long sit ups

- 20 kangeroo junps

- attempted four times to run 15m in 3 seconds which is quite impossible for fat legs like mine. my best was like 4 seconds.



*yawn* went out with kj and bing for lunch at thai slowpoke. and they really 'live up' to their name. my food was the last to arrive and it took so long... like how hard is it to cook an omelate??? all you need to do is to pour the egg and turn up the heat... think the tomyam soup was okay only prefer simply thai's one.



scary movie 3 in the afternoon. met co, lyn and my darling can AGAIN!!! the show is SO STUPID, the micheal jackson part was really funny!!! all the... i did not touch her thingy... hahaha... think Irvine from FF8 looks like micheal jackson. and who negotiates with a murderer on the phone??? like dont be dumb...



too sleepy to continue... i wonder if bing really thinks i am not straight... do i look crooked??? i can pass of as a guy...

depressed



the whole school is going onto that year-2-is-going-to-be-a-short-year thing. all the teachers are working like broken tape recorders repeating the same thing bout how short time we have on our hands now being in J2, the whole you-only-have-half-a-year-left routine. think they have practiced their speeches throughout the holidays. I KNOW!!! I KNEW THAT LIKE AT THE BEGININ OF LAST YEAR!!! dont have to rub it so deep in right???



okay, nothing new this year except that we have two new teachers mr lian as we all know and some nasal talking women who is SO BORING, and she is taking us LIT!!! for heavens sake, lit is to be fun not nasally boring. I WANT MS D!!! why did she not follow us up??? that is so unfair!!! that tan woman talks with her nose. like come on... where's the diapharm part of her speech???



that is not the thing that made me really depressed. my mom has to push it in on the fact that i am in arts. she's going on the whole you-must-be-in-science-or-your-future-will-be-destroyed. so what if if her darling daughter is in her nightmare faculty, being in arts is so NOT DESTROYING my future!!! so many people can tell you that.



why does so many people think like that anyway? i just dont get it. it may be true that you may not be in the currently most income making field like life sciences, but what is the world without arts people? you will not have pp studying the earth population to tell you that you are going to die soon due to the massive over-expoition of natural resources or that there is too many people living in a country it is having inner-city problem or that the nearest volcano is going to erupt in one month's time. we arts students can tell you when you are going to die due to mother nature's terrors.



she keeps telling me after seeing my progress report that my results are really bad and everything and that i will not be able to make it anywhere after i graduate due to the course i take in JC!!! the world's best problem solvers are arts people!!! i am not creative for nothing k??? i come up with the best innovative ideas in this house. SO JUST STOP THINKING THAT I CANNOT MAKE IT!!! she goes all, ' you have already lost your chance when you never take science.'



arts is so not easy to score... i know i can get at least an average of Bs for my As. even though i have not so good grades now, but it is NATURAL for humans to buck up when they are in J2. i did get out of my pits for the Os, i can do it again better for the As.... JUST WATCH ME!!!

dirty pop



just watched the nsync concert on the disney channel a few hours ago. they rock the world man... i have never seen ANY ONE concert that is SO ENGAGING. even i was not there live and i could feel the atmosphere and i mean it. and they CAN REALLY DANCE!!!!! they all have the moves and style and everything. even the props complements their act, costumes are simply so wonderful that i have got nothing to say.



i think they are still the BEST BOYBAND on earth even after the whole i-must-go-single-to-gain-more stunt by JT. so soulful music with all the harmonizing. sigh... brings me back to the geography field trip in sec four when we sang 'dirty pop' the entire journey there and back. still OUR SONG after all. we sound SO GOOD TOGETHER. those were the times.

My New Year Resolutions

by Shanny Tan age 17 and 11 months



1. i will study hard and make sure i complete at least 85% of my homework everytime. (just for a year.. the As are important)

2. i will stop procrastinating (I will at least stop thinking it is in my genes)

3. i shall stop thinking of ponning anything sch related whether it is sch, lecture, tutorials or any other usless and weird school activities. (even though i really want to)

4. i will stop spending too much money on shopping as i already have enough clothes to last me another five years (if i dont grow fat) instead i will limit myself to no than 20 bucks on clothes every month. *cant stop a shopaholic like me*

5. i will not neglect anyform of exercise even after training stops. must keep myself fit even though i know that it is almost impossible to make me run.

6. i will stop using the F-word when i very angry, instead i will resort to using less vulgar vocabulary like shit or freek. (must not stain my 'dainty' image)

7. i will stop watching too many chinese television series. they are not good for my emotional and mental development. (besides i do need more time on studies unless i am going to give in to my fate. refer to previous entry)

8. i will achieve self-actualization (the most important thing is to love and know youself)



**the above are all the things i really wish to achieve but knowing the typical Shanny the above are only bound to occur for the first two months from now. actions are always harder than words and in this case there are too many words for me to even keep track for action to take place.